Somebody help me!

[immortal13 4059]

[futureman 22517]

yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners, you were telling us that you were covered in crap and you are a complete loser.  have I nailed the pertinent facts?

[immortal13 4059]

It wasn't no atom bomb

[Agent 13 314]

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

 

[RPM 26332]

Would it help if you went back to thinking I'm your sister?

Like I'm some kinda white trash perv???

[immortal13 4059]

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

[RPM 26332]

You're my sister! You're my sister!

[Whatever 700]

You want a waaaa burger and some french cries?

[Whatever 700]

Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

[Jerry Callo 8713]

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Don't try to church it up, son.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin' and guess what? They don't like no feedback, what's up? 

[Biff Tannen 45697]

Does your mother sew?