2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama

[Jimbaround 973]

Oh boy, looks like I have a new entry in the "Fuck this stupid ass commercial" thread.  "I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock n roll."  Fuck you Chevy.

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[TexArcher 37515]

Just now, NowThis said:

Finebaum still alive? Anyone checking SECN?

Hope not.

[relapse98 634]

1 minute ago, troph said:

Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

Insert chicks and football comment.

[Cajun 11675]

2 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

they wanted to avoid OU in Dallas. Maybe venue matters to them, has to be in the South to win. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

[Jimbaround 973]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Each QB has a pick?

announcers are shitfaced

Each CB

[Nicole44 22027]

I’m impressed as hell with Dabo. Hard not to be rolling out there with a freshman qb who looks like he’s auditioning for Dazed and Confused: karate kid. 

[OU Sucks 8746]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is Aggy having meltdown?

No, losing to both these teams makes them #3.

[pops 6974]

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

How much is Vegas losing right now?

Vegas is fucking killing it 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Chevy drivers look to be an OSHA nightmares. 

The country ones or the rock n rollers?

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

I fuck you not, I had an SEC moron (Tiger fan) tell me today that Georgia laid down to Texas in protest and that Bama would win tonight by 3 TDs. Then he wished us luck in beating La Tech, the only school in La that we have a chance of beating.

[WBT 20422]

2 minutes ago, heso said:

I disagree. You’re on your own 35. Even if you have a 70% of picking it up, not getting it puts points on the board for the other team. 

 

Have you been watching?  Punting it away also puts points on the board for Clemson.

[DoobieWah 1411]

4 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

 

Am I the only one who thinks he'd make a great Easter Island statue?

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Each cornerback - for Clemson

Heard it wrong, my bad lol

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, troph said:

Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

They already have a thread on texags saying they placed 2nd in the SEC behind Bama so that's not that far of a jump.  

[Magus Ossis 2784]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Bama isn't motivated because they don't want to be there. 

It’s not that Bama didn’t want to be in the NCG. It’s just hard for them to be excited when the other team is not an NFL all-pro squad. Where’s the fun or meaning in just winning the CFP against college kids?

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, troph said:

Nah they lost to Clemson so if bama loses they might be better than bama which makes them better than Georgia which makes them better than... oh wait.

Your right.  No matter the outcome of the game, Aggy will find a reason to give themselves a trophy.

[ztejas 43266]

Some of these takes are killing me. I'm going to be out of reps by the 3rd quarter.

Post of the night is still "Tua's dad is beating his ass tonight"

[Incredulity 11555]

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

[XYZ 2154]

1 minute ago, heso said:

I disagree. You’re on your own 35. Even if you have a 70% of picking it up, not getting it puts points on the board for the other team. 

I kind of agree with Vic. You gotta have confidence that your offense can convert a fourth-and-one.

[ajax 2591]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

[Helobious 9481]

The QLED commercials with the dudes staring at the TV are one of the things I hate most about life. Just utterly godawful advertising.

[EverybodyGoDeep 30]

Good thing they play defense in the SEC because spread offenses would never do anything against an SEC defense

[texaslong 678]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

Come on. Did you not see aggy take on the the powerhouse NCST?

[heso 2748]

Just now, WBT said:

Have you been watching?  Punting it away also puts points on the board for Clemson.

That doesn’t make going for it on 4th down on your own 35 a safe play. I didn’t say it was wrong. 

[Bigbend1812 12888]

Needless to say, Tua probably hasn’t ever been in this situation before. 

[mdmost 42865]

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

[Dnaguy 11775]

1 minute ago, Llano Estacado said:

 

The country ones or the rock n rollers?

 

Rock n rollers dawg.

Them country folk salt of the earth.... but bull riding may be slightly dangerous. Slightly. 

[ztejas 43266]

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Vegas is fucking killing it 

As always.

[troph 24562]

Insert chicks and football comment.

Close, aggy contorted transitive properties applied to football whoop whoop!

[Buzzrock 14871]

This is fucking awesome.

[Stunns38 3357]

Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

You just admitted it, nice

[Viethorn 34]

It is time for aggy concede kyler more deserved heisman?

[ButtFumble 5158]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

SEC's top two teams look like dogshit. Overrated league is overrated. 

they look amazing when they play with themselves!!!

[MIkeHoncho 1895]

5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

He’s so emotionless- I think he’s a robot

I think he's on the weed - looks stoned to the bejesus erry game. 

[Here’s the deal 114]

Bama needs to slow this game down .  They’re losing this fast pace game.

[satyanash 14281]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

If Hurts comes in and wins this I am never watching a college football game again.

[XYZ 2154]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

It’s not that Bama didn’t want to be in the NCG. It’s just hard for them to be excited when the other team is not an NFL all-pro squad. Where’s the fun or meaning in just winning the CFP against college kids?

Also they are tired of collecting hardware and they have no more space.

[Dirk X West 772]

1 minute ago, ajax said:

Holy shit. Lol at anyone that's fapped to her.

Thanks for ruining it for me, guys.

[texaslong 678]

Just now, mdmost said:

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

You laugh, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kingsbury didn’t get a call.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Sad Bama fans

[pacman 7329]

Just now, mdmost said:

Nick Saban really won't be successful until he goes out and gets a real defensive coordinator.

Position coaches look like dogshit to me right now. Tackling and technique for Bama looks like ass

[RamjetFDO 10554]

aggy: see now, you stupid sip, bama already played in the real national championship game against Georgia, so they really didn't want to be here and that's why Clemson is winning.... Stupid sip.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

That doesn’t make going for it on 4th down on your own 35 a safe play. I didn’t say it was wrong. 

I didn't say it was safe. I just don't think it's all that risky. 4th and longer? Sure. But not 4th and 1. I'd love my coach to make calls like that.

[Nicole44 22027]

Clemson is just gonna be good for as long as Dabo is there. Found Sabans kryptonite and it’s glorious. 

[RoyalBevo21 719]

This makes me pissed that squints sucked so bad. Had he not thrown all those picks in 09 we win going away....

[F250 28686]

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

Shit, that's why he looks familiar.

[RPM 26228]

4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He reminds me of the daughter in Ozark...

Damnit! I knew he reminded me of someone and I just couldn't figure it out. +rep