Name this board

[Wishbone 4766]

Stars Don’t Matter

[Saint Tacky 1614]

Finessin the Footwork King

[DeweyCox 366]

Meemaw’s leftovers

[TexasGolf 4996]

Go Fuck Yourself Bitch

[Wishbone 4766]

Machinator Report

[SimkinsMan 4416]

The other 995

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Fuck you, your mom ,your cat and the neighbors dog. 

[DeweyCox 366]

FNL 

[Hornius Emeritus 12480]

We are the University of by God Texas and thus highly educated. I think the board should have a literary title like

South Austin's Mom on a Hot Tin Roof
The Unbearable Lightness of Close to Jumping

A Portrait of Machinator as a Young Man

The Herman is a Lonely Hunter

Carrington's Complaint

For Surly the Bell Tolls

The Redshirt of Courage
Recruiting Dick
War and Recruting

Recruiting and Punishment

A Recruit with a View
The Recruit in the Rye

A Recruit Comes for the Archbishop

Finegan's Recruit

 

etc...

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Hornius Emeritus

[Leanderman 2276]

Training Candi

[SaucyJack 3499]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Training Candi

yeah,  I'm thinklng...

Candi Did Offer 

[tx ind 7013]

6figs

[MrPhlegm 3413]

yeah,  I'm thinklng...
Candi Did Offer 

Offer
Onher
Offer
Onher

[Wishbone 4766]

Whatever it is, I’m on board with no references, implied or otherwise, with that sheep shop in a van down by the river in the fucking wasteland of Texas

[perfectchaos007 6677]

bagmen and burner phones

[RandomIdoit 657]

On an Island

[gordogg24p 344]

Lol My Friend

[Bevo14 8358]

Spin down candidates

[Wishbone 4766]

I’m told.........

[USMCHorn 1369]

Shhh....that'll be 9.95

[Gut Wagon 8086]

Little Clearinghouse on the Prairie

[BurntOrange4Life 74]

1st team all District.

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by BurntOrange4Life

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Wimminz romancin' each other

[sdm 892]

The Bathroom Stall

[golfclap 6903]

“Go Back To The Fucking Football Board Asshole”

[Laxtonto 12090]

Hamms 9.95 paradise 

[theaveragejon 988]

9.95 please

Malikmas forever

still like RC didn’t offer. 

[theaveragejon 988]

Welcome to the Dixie Show

 

[OU Sucks 8900]

Spanish class is hard

[Magus Ossis 2830]

Play #8 for 9.95, please

[irishtexan 11522]

The forearms forum
Smiles with his eyes

[ousux 5601]

In my months of lurking here, I seem to read about someone fucking South Austin’s mom every day on the recruiting board


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Stop reading about it and get in line

[MIkeHoncho 1931]

Forearms FTW...

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Bushes and Stalls Updates

[Babytime 96]

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have a new favorite insult. Thank you.

Does he die?

[Reese Bennett 3615]

Couldn't Find a Ride

or 

Undefeated

Edited January 9, 2019 by Reese Bennett

[UDontKnow 10447]

I didn't catch any mention of Polynesian ties.

Polynesian Ties - $9.95

[Tex Pete 20429]

Only worth $7.95

or 

Lol my friend

[HoustonHorn 1062]

995ers are a sHamm

[TKthunder2 4997]

No sunshine

[Rimbo 26038]

12 hours ago, deech said:

There's always an uncle. 

underrated suggestion

[Funk Doctor Spock 12471]

Not SEC ready is perfect 

Or...

There's always an uncle 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[Funk Doctor Spock 12471]

EJ approves 

[Stinkpalm 689]

Forearm discussion 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

16 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It's Piss

 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like "Shhhh" a lot.

I’ll go with things R Kelly has said for $200.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

I’ll enter, “I’ll be taking my talents to...”

[Loco 3753]

Silly Season

[JBJ 3664]

Errrrbody

 

12 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

bagmen and burner phones

Underrated

[Wishbone 4766]

Den of LOI’s

Edited January 9, 2019 by Wishbone

[Magus Ossis 2830]

1001.111101

Commitable

Diamonds in the rough