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Just now, FartingMonk said:

She was with him before he made his money though.  

And her attorney will also point out that more importantly she was with him as he made his money and was one of his 1st employees (early accountant / CFO)

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She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.
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Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:

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15 years ago:

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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

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Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:
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15 years ago:
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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:
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Holy shit no joke. So they were both in the 2/10 range when they met. Makes sense. That’s a major transformation for her


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31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'd lick her asshole every night for some of the $50-65 BILLION that she's going to get.

I'm trying to come up with anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.  If there is something, it's a fucking short list.

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2 hours ago, HoustonFrog said:

 


Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:
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15 years ago:
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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:
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She got a rack....that’s for sure.


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3 hours ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

She should get a refund for her face.

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18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Apparently Bezos got caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I hope it was worth it. Most expensive pussy we’ve ever seen round these parts.

Top story on Drudge.  Lauren Sanchez, who is some ex wife of a Hollywood agent.

Story is from the National Enquirer, which is owned by a friend of Donald Trump.  Motherfucking long game right there.

 

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Thread title is 180° inaccurate

Attention surly, about-to-be worlds richest woman looking for a rebound  - soon to be ex Mrs. Bezos

 

 

For those of your who are too afraid to go after rich women, you're too fucking stupid to have that money in the first place.

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"Lauren Sanchez, a former TV anchor for Fox’s “Good Day LA” and the wife of Hollywood talent mogul Patrick Whitesell...
Sanchez and Whitesell wed in 2005 and have two young children. She also has a teenage son from her first marriage, to former NFL star Tony Gonzalez. Sanchez and White­sell have not yet formally filed for divorce."

3 kids and still smoke (at least she was 3 years ago)

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16 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

15 years ago:

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FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

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What's really amazing is how much Matt Damon has changed. Holy fuck.  Bravo to his surgeon.

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