attention gold diggers, worlds richest man getting divorced- Jeff Bezos

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

of course, after the divorce, hes only gonna be worth HALF since he was married for 25 years.

so I guess that means shes gonna be the worlds richest woman and hes gonna be the 10th richest man.....

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/09/jeff-bezos-and-wife-mackenzie-are-divorcing-.html

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Why is divorce so expensive?  Because it's worth it.  [checks notes] $40,000,000,000?  Never mind.

[phdhorn 6224]

LOL this picture says it all (from the article):

[Moby Ric 2058]

Bezos going to upgrade.

[ChickenSandwich 9832]

To a different planet

she left when he insisted she paint her body green and call herself Gamora 

Edited January 9, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

In fairness, that's one of the worst pictures of her.  Still not worth it though.

[Wally Fairway 5543]

Thread title is 180° inaccurate

Attention surly, about-to-be worlds richest woman looking for a rebound  - soon to be ex Mrs. Bezos

 

 

[FartingMonk 3606]

She was with him before he made his money though.  

[Reagan1k 3024]

Just now, FartingMonk said:

She was with him before he made his money though.  

And her attorney will also point out that more importantly she was with him as he made his money and was one of his 1st employees (early accountant / CFO)

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Worth digging this out because it's just so good

[atomheartbevo 89648]

She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.

[LonghornJones 837]

Dude lookin' like Keyser Soze.

[heso 2791]

Mother fucker probably put Alexa in a sex robot and decided he didn’t need a wife. 

[HRSchenker 2268]

Quote

"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again"

Okay Jeff. Wink twice if she has a gun to your back, wink once if it's a knife.

[ftf82 485]

https://twitter.com/RiverClegg/status/1083061045420281856

Edited January 9, 2019 by ftf82

[gecko 1104]

he looks like he's having a stroke

[RollLeft 5044]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.

would not

[gecko 1104]

she has $40B dollars.....you might want to rethink that

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

I'm willing to learn. 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

That breakup press release feels like it was written by Alexa. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Best bird dog fast my brother

[Kyle 207]

imgur

He could get all the games he wants.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2402]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

would not

 

1 hour ago, gecko said:

she has $40B dollars.....you might want to rethink that

[HoustonFrog 368]

She's 48 and this is from last year, so when you add in the billions, she's pretty hot.

Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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[alincoln 2371]

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

All that money and yellow teeth?

 

(cue up picture of Mack)

Edited January 9, 2019 by Kel Varnsen

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

 

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:

15 years ago:

 

FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

[irishtexan 11518]

3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Dude lookin' like Keyser Soze.

And just like that, $40,000,000,000 was gone...

 

[crash_davis 23107]

damn, billions took them both from 2 to 6 or 7 depending on how drunk a person is.  

[crash_davis 23107]

i'd lick her asshole every night for some of the $50-65 BILLION that she's going to get.

Edited January 9, 2019 by crash_davis

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn, billions took them both from 2 to 6 or 7 depending on how drunk a person is.  

they are both very much 10s now

[SizzleChest 8283]

4 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Dude lookin' like Keyser Soze.

More like:

[HoustonFrog 368]

 
Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:

15 years ago:

 
FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

Holy shit no joke. So they were both in the 2/10 range when they met. Makes sense. That’s a major transformation for her


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[Liquor and Poker 3659]

31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'd lick her asshole every night for some of the $50-65 BILLION that she's going to get.

I'm trying to come up with anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.  If there is something, it's a fucking short list.

[RollLeft 5044]

2 hours ago, HoustonFrog said:

 

Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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[Handcruser 2805]

 
Yes.  It's really accelerated in the last decade or so, though.  This is roughly 1998:

15 years ago:

 
FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

She got a rack....that’s for sure.


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[UDontKnow 10444]

3 hours ago, alincoln said:

She looks a lot better now than then.  She's had significant work done.  Add in personal trainers and chefs and you achieve your maximum potential looks wise

She should get a refund for her face.

[hornian 5212]

Someone give her, or him, my card. They got that spaceport out in West Texas. We’ll make jurisdiction in Texas stick. 

[Kermit 3156]

Apparently Bezos got caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I hope it was worth it. Most expensive pussy we’ve ever seen round these parts.

[Aqua Buddha 14588]

18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Apparently Bezos got caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I hope it was worth it. Most expensive pussy we’ve ever seen round these parts.

Top story on Drudge.  Lauren Sanchez, who is some ex wife of a Hollywood agent.

Story is from the National Enquirer, which is owned by a friend of Donald Trump.  Motherfucking long game right there.

 

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14588]

9 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Thread title is 180° inaccurate

Attention surly, about-to-be worlds richest woman looking for a rebound  - soon to be ex Mrs. Bezos

 

 

For those of your who are too afraid to go after rich women, you're too fucking stupid to have that money in the first place.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm trying to come up with anything I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.  If there is something, it's a fucking short list.

I’d do him.  

[woohorn 1131]

"Lauren Sanchez, a former TV anchor for Fox’s “Good Day LA” and the wife of Hollywood talent mogul Patrick Whitesell...
Sanchez and Whitesell wed in 2005 and have two young children. She also has a teenage son from her first marriage, to former NFL star Tony Gonzalez. Sanchez and White­sell have not yet formally filed for divorce."

3 kids and still smoke (at least she was 3 years ago)

[Aqua Buddha 14588]

She's 49.  Looks like we have another candidate for the "Women Over 40 Who Still Have It" thread.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Come on dude...you can do better than that....

[Beau Vine 54211]

Would smash.

[freyguy 4267]

Cross eyed and big boobs.  What's not to like.

[CooterBrown 18006]

16 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

15 years ago:

 

FF to the 2017 Golden Globes:

What's really amazing is how much Matt Damon has changed. Holy fuck.  Bravo to his surgeon.

Edited January 10, 2019 by CooterBrown

[Anastasis 23469]

New chick is smoke, but if you are going to go through the hassle of trading in, I'm going for a 20 year younger model.  

[atomheartbevo 89648]

Gotta give Mrs. Bezos credit: she didn’t kill her husband in another country and make it look like a treadmill accident.