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18 hours ago, HoustonFrog said:

 


Did they get married before he was wealthy?

Because if so, how did he do it? The guy is like a solid 2/10 and she’s probably like a 6/10 based on this picture (haven’t seen a picture of her 20 years ago).


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apparently she liked his laugh.  dont get it myself.

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Sheryl-

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Yeah, riggggghhhhht.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

New chick is smoke, but if you are going to go through the hassle of trading in, I'm going for a 20 year younger model.  

Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models.  I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older.  I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models.  I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older.  I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.

instead of a 40 year old, what about a twenty-five, and a fift-----i mean eighteen year old?

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3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models.  I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older.  I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.

But if you are patient, a hot 25 year old will turn into a hot 40 year old in 15 years.  A hot 40 year old will turn into a wrinkly 55 year old in 15 years.

 

But I guess with his money you can trade them in and out daily.

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28 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

But if you are patient, a hot 25 year old will turn into a hot 40 year old in 15 years.  A hot 40 year old will turn into a wrinkly 55 year old in 15 years.

 

But I guess with his money you can trade them in and out daily.

That's what I like about hot 40 year olds.  I keep getting older but they stay the same age.

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On 1/10/2019 at 10:46 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Personally, I don't get the allure of younger models.  I have nothing in common with them and they're not nearly as refined as someone older.  I'll take a hot 40 year old over a hot 25 year old any day.

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On 1/11/2019 at 6:47 AM, cabowabo said:

If I’m worth $140B, and I am giving up 1/2 of said $140B for some upgraded snatch, I sure as hell am gonna do better than this new ho he has hooked up with.  Her face leaves a lot to be desired. And I’d go younger.  Don’t get me wrong though. 

Yeah but he isn't paying $70b to get any new snatch, it's to get rid of the old one. The remaining $70b is what gets the new one(s). Bezos about to enter his Wilt Chamberlain phase.

Besides, no way his soon-to-be-ex gets half of everything. Most of that $140b is on paper, in the form of Amazon ownership. I doubt she gives a fuck about owning 8% of Amazon or whatever. I bet she walks away with ginormous yearly allowance in cash.

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4 hours ago, tokamak said:

Yeah but he isn't paying $70b to get any new snatch, it's to get rid of the old one. The remaining $70b is what gets the new one(s). Bezos about to enter his Wilt Chamberlain phase.

Besides, no way his soon-to-be-ex gets half of everything. Most of that $140b is on paper, in the form of Amazon ownership. I doubt she gives a fuck about owning 8% of Amazon or whatever. I bet she walks away with ginormous yearly allowance in cash.

Do you even divorce, bro?

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Come on Bezos. Get your shit together man. Future Ex is setting up the board on you. 

 

https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-shared-wifes-pillow-talk-with-mistress-lauren-sanchez/

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In another blockbuster text message exchangeOpens a New Window. obtained by The National ENQUIRER, braggadocios billionaire BezosOpens a New Window. confided to his lover Lauren Sanchez, the wife of powerful Hollywood mogul Patrick Whitesell, in September:

 
 

MacKenzie dreamt I redecorated the bedroom.

I kept doing it and it got weirder and weirder and weirder.

Until I was sewing stuffed turtles into the comforter.

Wife said: “That’s not hard to interpret.”

 

This chatter also raises serious questions about Bezos’s judgmentOpens a New Window.as the CEO of the most valuable company in the world.

“He makes such big decisions at work and yet is like a teenager with his mistress. What could his board of directors be thinking now?” one industry observer noted.

The full message — during which Bezos tells his lover she was “meant for him” — reads as follows:

I am so full of love for you.

My heart is growing just so it can have room for you.

It’s bigger than it’s ever been and still swelling.

Lauren, I’m in love with you. Deep. I know it sounds strange, but even little things like you suggesting I ask for extra training from Bell make my love for you expand and grow.

Makes me think of when you told me to ask Bono for music permission.

Your energy and ideas and competence and spirit turn me on.

You make me better.

You’re meant for me.

I know it more clearly than I’ve ever known anything.

As The Enquirer previously reported, Bezos sent a close-up of a “below-the-belt” selfie and several shirtless shots to the former TV anchor Sanchez months before the new couple said they started dating.

 

On June 1, 2018, he sent a loving message that read: “You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

 

 

The New York PostOpens a New Window. reported:

Theoretically, MacKenzie Bezos could use her half of the 16 percent Amazon stake — which she appears to be entitled to under Washington state law — to wage a noisy shareholder battle against her soon-to-be ex-husband, as well as the company’s board.

Among the potential beefs: Conflict-of-interest concerns raised by a National Enquirer report this week that Bezos hired Lin-Manuel Miranda to direct an Amazon Super Bowl commercial and insisted that his alleged mistress, former “Extra” anchor Lauren Sanchez, be on the production team.

While the possibilities are endless, most experts think such calamities are unlikely. That’s despite the fact that the breakup comes amid shocking reports this week about Jeff Bezos’ reported affair with Sanchez, including allegations that he sent her a slew of steamy texts and pictures.

 

 

  

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16 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

Nice little fall from grace for the wealthiest human alive. Dude was poised to be worth hundreds of billions, maybe even close to a trillion one day.

 

I’m sure his super attractive mistress is really turned on by his weirdness.

 

 

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52 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Wow.  After his wife takes him to the cleaners, Sanchez is going to use him up and wreck him.  She probably can’t even believe he’s such a mark.

Who gets a school boy crush on the gold digging mistress?  

The nerdy guy who may be rich but still longs for the high school cheerleader weather girl who would never give him the time of day. 

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