Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

And his real name is "Tathan."  HAHAHAHAHA!  

This transfer portal stuff is going to unleash madness on NCAA football. 

It's a millenial's wet dream, though: you don't earn the starter's job, you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

[Post Oak 20551]

He's ass my dude

[ClubWhatever 12277]

Don't strike out on swing 2!

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

that's what Fields is doing

[SHOOTER12 8882]

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

Edited January 10, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

that's what Fields is doing

Hence my comment.

 

[C-Man 27685]

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

Fields can transfer to Ohio State no matter what. He's just trying to not have to sit out a season. The thing is Fromm looked like hot garbage against us in the Sugar Bowl. If he's as good as he was coming out of HS, he should have a chance at beating out Fromm.

[Wishbone 4924]

Not trying to derail the thread, but did I miss the pic of Anka’s tits, or was that just game night fun to stir the thread? No big deal, just never heard either way.

[LTtxfan 49909]

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

 

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[NowThis 931]

can anyone submit to this magic portal? Does it require registration and password? Can it be hacked, ie, put Trevor Lawrence name there? 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

Deeply religious family I'm sure...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tathan

[TtomTerrific 200]

22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

And his real name is "Tathan."  HAHAHAHAHA!  

This transfer portal stuff is going to unleash madness on NCAA football. 

It's a millenial's wet dream, though: you don't earn the starter's job, you just transfer to where there's less competition. 

and there is a "portal"....and you can do it from your smartphone 

[Hmbre97 6337]

He's not Tathan the news of Field's incoming transfer very well it seems.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

Knew a guy named Rustin.  I called him Justin......behind his back.

[Gene Parmesan 4062]

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

can anyone submit to this magic portal? Does it require registration and password? Can it be hacked, ie, put Trevor Lawrence name there? 

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13121]

Tathan lulz

[VirginiaLonghorn 4878]

Hope Tathan took advantage of the Columbus tattoo parlors during his B1G layover. I hear they have special rates for Bucks players. 

[Laga4 1270]

21 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

He's not Tathan the news of Field's incoming transfer very well it seems.

His parents were Lou Holtz fans.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

25 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not trying to derail the thread, but did I miss the pic of Anka’s tits, or was that just game night fun to stir the thread? No big deal, just never heard either way.

Was NOT just game night fun.  She ate a hash brownie right before the game started, passed out about halfway through the third quarter, and it wouldn't have been right to take her top off and photograph her tits, even though she DID offer. Tuesday morning she was like "I was only joking."   I said, "You don't understand ... this is going to get me in trouble with my esteemed fellow posters."  She didn't have the decency to even act like she cared. Women.  However, there is still a chance, as I will see her again next week when I return. 

I wonder if Tathan can even reach the top of the portal. 

 

[texifornia 58786]

I will forever love Tathan for actually signing an autograph with "he's ass my dude". I hope he enjoys Miami.

[thepop 4418]

I'm a little salty that we have to go through QB hell for 8 years while Ohio State randomly gets their starter for the next 3 years through a transfer. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Allegedly Tathan is on pace to graduate in May - so he may not need to sit out the year.

[Monty86 60]

Soooo ... OUsux, or nah?

[NowThis 931]

42 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

probably 3 day meltdown, server blows a gasket . Some Bama geeks should try it 

[Wishbone 4924]

25 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Was NOT just game night fun.  She ate a hash brownie right before the game started, passed out about halfway through the third quarter, and it wouldn't have been right to take her top off and photograph her tits, even though she DID offer. Tuesday morning she was like "I was only joking."   I said, "You don't understand ... this is going to get me in trouble with my esteemed fellow posters."  She didn't have the decency to even act like she cared. Women.  However, there is still a chance, as I will see her again next week when I return. 

I wonder if Tathan can even reach the top of the portal. 

 

Lol! Very much along the lines of what I was considering may have happened. Too bad that offer wasn’t made late in the 4th quarter of a closer game, (even though I’m quite happy with the blowout). Thanks for the effort, would’ve added some icing to the game thread.

[texifornia 58786]

17 minutes ago, Monty86 said:

Soooo ... OUsux, or nah?

A bunch of his old high school buddies are hinting Miami on Twitter

[TexOx 110]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Tathan"?  for real....sheesh.

Maybe it was supposed to be Nathan, but his parents spoke with a lisp.

[WBT 20884]

Is Starkel in the portal?  I kind of want tater tot to wait for him to transfer then go to the same school.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy. Again.

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is Starkel in the portal?  I kind of want tater tot to wait for him to transfer then go to the same school.

Starkel motion is on the bench. The bench is just like the portal, but without the pride

[Guest Lobo]

Ohio State would have his back if he's just commit to punching more women.  

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Tater Tot's no Daisy..... no Daisy at all.  Talking all that shit, then is gonna cut and run.

[TwiceHorn 31987]

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Tater Tot's no Daisy..... no Daisy at all.  Talking all that shit, then is gonna cut and run.

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

[SHOOTER12 8882]

10 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Tater Tot's no Daisy..... no Daisy at all.  Talking all that shit, then is gonna cut and run.

 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

Fark

Edited January 10, 2019 by SHOOTER12
No can rede

[fellside 1135]

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

[Guest Lobo]

Assmartell? 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I guess the strain was just too much for him.

He was just too high strung.  

[shnsajax 3605]

Why do I get the feeling that OU is going to be in on this?

[GotThatFire 166]

6 minutes ago, fellside said:

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

Got damn

[Reese Bennett 3647]

Exactly where he would be if he had stuck with aggy.

[Cajun 11771]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

Obligatory -

Edited January 10, 2019 by Cajun

[Leanderman 2353]

I would love it if he went to gomersville. Seeing him stand beside hamm would be awesome.

[texifornia 58786]

31 minutes ago, fellside said:

Where does his sister attend?  Maybe he'll transfer there.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Deeply religious family I'm sure...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tathan

He should just be grateful his parents didn't go with Teulyddog.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

33 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Got damn

 

Do. Not. Want.

[futureman 22664]

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Do. Not. Want.

good news is surly doesn’t discriminate.  we have a couple on this board like you.  PM subliminal and Js.  I’m sure there are others.  

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Poor Tater tot.  Justin Fields wants to go to Ohio State and now he realizes the Ohio State coaches were just using him as insurance.  How funny would it be to see the tater transfer and then Fields not get permission to go to Ohio State?

 

 

Fields is an upgrade over Martell and Martell wasn't recruited by the current OSU head coach. And Fields doesn't need permission to transfer to Ohio State, no idea what you're talking about there. He needs an eligibility waiver to play in 2019, otherwise he sits a year and then plays

Edited January 10, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Someone hacking and putting Lawrence in the portal would make for a great 30 minute meltdown on the Clemson boards.

shit you could put 85 Aggie names on there and they'd be loading a cannon on to a train to take to NCAA headquarters