Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal

[Nivek 17,408]

If he ever wants to play professionally then the sooner he changes positions, the better. I've seen him play. He doesn't have a future at QB. 

He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

On 4/15/2019 at 8:37 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Not that it matters but it was an open scrimmage. Their spring game is this Saturday, 4/20. 

Tate has no future at QB. He's too short and can't throw that well. He should change positions. 

To.... what... holder?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

27 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

Or just have fun being a division one football player in Miami. But yeah, he has no shot at playing at the next level. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,928]

26 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He has no shot at playing professional ball (nfl). Might as well have fun with it at some d2/d3 program.

He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 

If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,801]

Tate Martell timeline:

2012: commits to Washington

2015: decommits from Washington

2015: commits to A&M 2016, says the other QBs at A&M are ass and that he can start as a freshman easily

2016: decommits from A&M 2016

2017 Commits to Ohio State

2018: tweets something about swinging and missing

2019: transfers to Miami

2019: loses QB battle


I'm starting to think that maybe he just isn't that good.

Edited August 12, 2019 by Hornius Emeritus

[Nivek 17,408]

He's athletic and has some moves carrying the ball. If he just wants to play QB in college then get a real job after graduation then yeah, that would be a good idea. I'll bet he still thinks he can be the next Drew Brees. He can't. He won't. 
If he wants to find out if he can become an NFL player, he should switch positions. He might make a decent slot receiver if he has any skill at catching the ball. 

Is there a dwarf league where he can play in the slot?

[Beau Vine 55,863]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

No. He needed to go to a New Mexico school or some directional program or even drop down a division.

Needs to go to Arkansas.

[Beau Vine 55,863]

Needs some heightening.  

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Hate to see this for his family, especially his sister.  I bet this isn't the last we see of him.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Needs some heightening.  

Tell me that's 100% real.  Please.  

[Beau Vine 55,863]

Never forget:

[jimmyjazz 47,149]

How is Kellen Mond not on that graphic?

 

Edited August 12, 2019 by jimmyjazz
Needs updating

[Jive Turkey 12,996]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is Kellen Mond not on that graphic?

 

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Ol' Tater. He's like the Allen Midget just without speed, agility, instincts, or the ability to throw a football. Has the shortness and dickish behavior down though. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Never forget:

 

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

Yup.  Whatever award they give for the first 3 games, he got that.  

[Laga4 1,270]

He should just go ahead and set a record for entering the portal that will stand forever.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

[Deej 77,813]

22 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Or Kenny Hill. Didn’t he win a Heisman?

They're black?

[mdleast 8,521]

Guessing he and Bru have really fine tuned the physics of the Portal?

 

[4th and 5 5,005]

29 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Also, what's the reason we care about this guy?  He was never (as far as I remember) connected to UT during recruiting.  Is it because he left the aggys hanging?  I get that, because that's always funny. 

I can only think of one reason

Well.....two reasons

https://www.instagram.com/kikipasso/?hl=en

 

[texifornia 59,013]

Ahahaha of course he threw a tantrum about it

 

[texifornia 59,013]

27 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I can only think of one reason

Well.....two reasons

https://www.instagram.com/kikipasso/?hl=en

 

Well she's like 50% of the way to a RealDoll at this point but... still would.

Edited August 13, 2019 by texifornia

[jebusshuttlecock 201]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha of course he threw a tantrum about it

 

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

Edited August 13, 2019 by jebusshuttlecock
switched from imgur

[texifornia 59,013]

1 minute ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

 

imgur

(fyi imgur links don't work for everyone)

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,779]

Lulz. What a douche.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

54 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

allegedly trashed his locker and tore off the name plate

Haha looks like his teammates don't give a shit if he stays either if they're gonna put his shit on blast like that.  

That dude is the long snapper though, probably no one gives a shit about him either 

[TexEx15 17,939]

 

[ClubWhatever 12,297]

who's ass my dude

[Sgt Hulk 14,427]

Oh tathan. Maybe your sisters porn career will support you 

[Sgt Hulk 14,427]

imagine being the start of QB1 and a star in Last Chance U.  It’s gonna be epic 

[ButtFumble 5,286]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oh tathan. Maybe your sisters porn career will support you 

what are you saying he will fail at gay porn too just like has at football so far?

[4th and 5 5,005]

^^^ username checks out

[Napoleon 8,830]

3 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

I can only think of one reason. Well.....two reasons

https://www.instagram.com/kikipasso/?hl=en

Okay, NOW I’m jealous. 

['stache 22,131]

He’s like Johnny Manziel, except he started sucking one level earlier.

Edited August 13, 2019 by 'stache

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,294]

20 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Okay, NOW I’m jealous. 

I’m guessing she will be bailing soon now that the earning potential has evaporated

 

[El Diablo 4,232]

What a dumbass. Plenty of guys his age would give their left nut to be his left nut.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Lets see what his dad has to say.

Spoiler

He's gonna be real pissed when he transfers again and he's brasilera says vito mano cu filha da puta!

Edited August 13, 2019 by mulletpelini
that's real bad in portugese

[Zavala 1,384]

Fuck Miami

[Napoleon 8,830]

39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m guessing she will be bailing soon now that the earning potential has evaporated

I’m sure that she’s already gone, but from that first time until today is what I’m jealous of. 

She is in her absolute prime and he got up to 6 months of that. 

[futureman 22,696]

what’s his sister’s name again?  I wanna have another gander at that massive ass. 

[mulletpelini 5,225]

On 3/21/2019 at 5:03 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

DO WANT

burp

Edited August 13, 2019 by mulletpelini
kid should go full retard circle and xfer back the atm

[markstanco 12,786]

He had a bad Twitter day for sure.

[runthebone 8,375]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

burp

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

[Don Johnson 4,847]

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Needs to go to Arkansas.

Well, Nick Starkel is "ass."

[ButtFumble 5,286]

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

who's ass my dude

Hahaha!  Karma...she's a beeyatch! I may have to update my avatar.

[Sock Drawer 214]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I never have figured out why girls think those puffed up botulism filled lips look good......it looks like she was kicked in the mouth with a work boot

she needs to get the window caulk taken out of that ass too

I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.

[Sock Drawer 214]

I'll be  here all week, folks. Tip your waiters and bartenders. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

8 hours ago, runthebone said:

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

Agree to disagree 

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

There. Avatar changed to reflect the true Ass My Dude.