Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Daddy gonna buy him a new benz, oh wait thats the other one, a new camaro I meant

[aggie08 21,561]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.

Narrator: He’s not good at football 

[Sgt Hulk 13,870]

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

At what point though as a 27 year old swimming in 19 year old pussy do start to ask yourself.  Am I Van Wilder? Hahah

[Jack Wilson 313]

9 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

He couldn't get the start instead of that God awful QB they trotted out last year, and was promptly benched for a grad transfer QB this year. His days in Miami CFB are done. 

FIFY

[aggie08 21,561]

24 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

FIFY

He just needs to stop transferring to schools that can get a half dozen 4 star QB prospects on campus by sending a couple of texts. Maybe the Colorado School of Mines is more his speed?

No, wait, they went 12-1 last year. UTEP?

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

Unlike Tathan, this picture just gets better and better with age. 
 

 

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

Is he the backup QB?  I saw him take a couple snaps for osu and he was basically a wildcat qb.  Then wasn't he taking reps at WR  for miami?

[Dennis Taylor 18,884]

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

There is no "league " in his future 

[Fletch 5,800]

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

At what point though as a 27 year old swimming in 19 year old pussy do start to ask yourself.  Am I Van Wilder? Hahah

Wait, is that wrong?

[taybo20 2,878]

Who is this player? And why does anyone even care?

[touchthemonolith 646]

Tate Martell is the human version of COVID and I hope that colleges around the country do their part to limit his spread.

Edited September 19, 2020 by touchthemonolith

[4th and 5 4,921]

Kiki has a nice rack

[OrangEngr 1,035]

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There is no "league " in his future 

Fuck you man! I’ll bet Tathan KILLS it in fantasy.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There is no "league " in his future 

The League of Extraordinarily Short Gentlemen 

[Laga4 1,270]

Kid must really be a head case.

Seems I watched him in a HS game and it looked like he has some skills. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

21 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Unlike Tathan, this picture just gets better and better with age. 
 

 

 

 

[QuesoEspecial 255]

18 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Who is this player? And why does anyone even care?

Do you even QB1 on Netflix bro?

[Herpa Derpa 6,132]

19 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There is no "league " in his future 

I'm sure he can catch on somewhere.

[taybo20 2,878]

4 hours ago, QuesoEspecial said:

Do you even QB1 on Netflix bro?

Why would I watch a show about shitty qbs?

[QuesoEspecial 255]

I watch a lot of shitty football... even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

On 8/1/2020 at 12:08 PM, Doc Reeves said:

Sir, you are wrong.

this it the Tate Martell thread, the only thread gayer is the Jimmy Clausen thread.

[Go Pokes 979]

23 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Why would I watch a show about shitty qbs?

I wanna make a joke about you watching UT Football from 2010-2017, but I won't.  

[Dnaguy 12,122]

On 9/19/2020 at 1:42 PM, taybo20 said:

Who is this player? And why does anyone even care?

He's ass my dude.

[Beau Vine 54,471]

On 7/28/2020 at 3:38 AM, mulletpelini said:

Meh, dumbass won the girlfriend heisman though, he probably don't even give a shit about playing football now.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Beau Vine

[Gil Bang 26,057]

I'll be in my bunk

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,976]

I’m sure she’ll enjoy being married to an unemployed ex college backup.

[LTtxfan 49,378]

From Ohio State to Miami to opting out: the saga of former 5-star QB Tate Martell continues

[aggie08 21,561]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Can't decide which is creepier: dudes who make sad, lonely, hornball comments to Instagram hoes they'll never meet, or dudes who tweet at recruits. It's a toss up.

Edited September 22, 2020 by aggie08

[Beau Vine 54,471]

Can't decide which is creepier: dudes who make sad, lonely, hornball comments to Instagram hoes they'll never meet, or dudes who tweet at recruits. It's a toss up.

Dudes who tweet at recruits, definitely.

[The Gimp 350]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Women weaken legs.

I’ll be in my trunk.

[Chooky 13,320]

You jack off in a trunk?

[mulletpelini 5,216]

opt out?  Of what? not playing?  He's opting out of not playing to not play?  It's a free fucking year why the fuck would you opt out?

Edited September 22, 2020 by mulletpelini
Unless he needs all his energy for fucking Kiki 24/7 then I totally understand.  Still undefeated.

[Sgt Hulk 13,870]

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The list oF things That I wouldn’t allow this woman to do to me is very short.   No nowthis 

Edited September 22, 2020 by Sgt Hulk

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

46 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

opt out?  Of what? not playing?  He's opting out of not playing to not play?  It's a free fucking year why the fuck would you opt out?

Health reasons. Doesn’t approve of the lack of social distancing on the bench. 

[Nivek 16,996]

On 9/19/2020 at 6:39 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

Meh, I would do the same if I could, plus he picked up a nice looking lass as well.  

[touchthemonolith 646]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did he finally break things off with his sister, then?

[Steel Shank 9,432]

Banged hotter in Sterling City.

[MontereyMX 869]

22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Banged hotter in Sterling City.

Or the ranch girls that went to Water Valley!

[futureman 22,559]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Banged hotter in Sterling City.

a good friend of mine married a girl from sterling city.  and she’s fine as fuck. 

[taybo20 2,878]

On 9/21/2020 at 1:31 PM, Go Pokes said:

I wanna make a joke about you watching UT Football from 2010-2017, but I won't.  

The joke was UT football during that time

[TreatyOak 16,433]

On 9/19/2020 at 10:29 AM, Burt Macklin said:

Unlike Tathan, this picture just gets better and better with age. 
 

 

 

[Bullneck 19,227]

On 9/19/2020 at 2:42 PM, taybo20 said:

Who is this player? And why does anyone even care?

I was wondering the same thing myself. Next to the "Antonio Brown is an average WR with frostbitten toes" this is the longest running mystery thread of "why does anyone care?"

That A&M QBU photo is greatness.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[futureman 22,559]

[ButtFumble 5,186]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

at some point don't you actually have to play at the QB position to be a QB?

[Teryor 4,484]

Genuinely rooting for the fuck, Aggy and OSU hate him so it'd be hilarious if after all these stops he managed to succeed 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

14 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Genuinely rooting for the fuck, Aggy and OSU hate him so it'd be hilarious if after all these stops he managed to succeed 

Ohio State fans don't hate him, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Teryor 4,484]

19 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Ohio State fans don't hate him, what the fuck are you talking about?

Maybe hate is strong, but certainly rooting for him to fail because of him being a dumbass which...fair

Edited January 27, 2021 by Teryor

[millhouse 2,617]

I hope he is going to transfer to aggy or San Jose state just for the lulz

Edited January 27, 2021 by millhouse