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2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

Posted
8 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.

Narrator: He’s not good at football 

Posted
12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

At what point though as a 27 year old swimming in 19 year old pussy do start to ask yourself.  Am I Van Wilder? Hahah

Posted
9 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

He couldn't get the start instead of that God awful QB they trotted out last year, and was promptly benched for a grad transfer QB this year. His days in Miami CFB are done. 

FIFY

Posted
24 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

FIFY

He just needs to stop transferring to schools that can get a half dozen 4 star QB prospects on campus by sending a couple of texts. Maybe the Colorado School of Mines is more his speed?

No, wait, they went 12-1 last year. UTEP?

Posted
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

At this point, do you accept that the NFL just isn't going to materialize for you, stay at one school, swim in backup QB pussy, and focus on getting a respectable diploma? Or do you continue to transfer all across the country to finally find a team who will actually let you play?

Rhetorical question; we all obviously know which route he'll continue to take.

Is he the backup QB?  I saw him take a couple snaps for osu and he was basically a wildcat qb.  Then wasn't he taking reps at WR  for miami?

Posted
4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

At what point though as a 27 year old swimming in 19 year old pussy do start to ask yourself.  Am I Van Wilder? Hahah

Wait, is that wrong?

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Posted (edited)
On 7/28/2020 at 3:38 AM, mulletpelini said:

Meh, dumbass won the girlfriend heisman though, he probably don't even give a shit about playing football now.

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Can't decide which is creepier: dudes who make sad, lonely, hornball comments to Instagram hoes they'll never meet, or dudes who tweet at recruits. It's a toss up.

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Can't decide which is creepier: dudes who make sad, lonely, hornball comments to Instagram hoes they'll never meet, or dudes who tweet at recruits. It's a toss up.
Dudes who tweet at recruits, definitely.
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Posted (edited)

opt out?  Of what? not playing?  He's opting out of not playing to not play?  It's a free fucking year why the fuck would you opt out?

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Unless he needs all his energy for fucking Kiki 24/7 then I totally understand.  Still undefeated.
Posted
46 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

opt out?  Of what? not playing?  He's opting out of not playing to not play?  It's a free fucking year why the fuck would you opt out?

Health reasons. Doesn’t approve of the lack of social distancing on the bench. 

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On 9/19/2020 at 6:39 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

Meh, I would do the same if I could, plus he picked up a nice looking lass as well.  

Posted
On 9/21/2020 at 1:31 PM, Go Pokes said:

I wanna make a joke about you watching UT Football from 2010-2017, but I won't.  

The joke was UT football during that time

Posted
On 9/19/2020 at 2:42 PM, taybo20 said:

Who is this player? And why does anyone even care?

I was wondering the same thing myself. Next to the "Antonio Brown is an average WR with frostbitten toes" this is the longest running mystery thread of "why does anyone care?"

That A&M QBU photo is greatness.

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Ohio State fans don't hate him, what the fuck are you talking about?

Maybe hate is strong, but certainly rooting for him to fail because of him being a dumbass which...fair

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