Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal

[GNDevil 0]

16 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Haha looks like his teammates don't give a shit if he stays either if they're gonna put his shit on blast like that.  

That dude is the long snapper though, probably no one gives a shit about him either 

I'd like to point out, Mason Napper the long snapper.   It was his destiny.

[mulletpelini 5209]

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

13 hours ago, runthebone said:

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

I mean...you wanna explain yourself on this one lol? I think they look fine. Anything skin tight looks perfectly fine on her 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

If he has to explain it then you obviously have no fashion sense

[4th and 5 4914]

5 hours ago, Sock Drawer said:

I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.

Pics?

[mulletpelini 5209]

Yeah I'd agree, it's not the view from the back that is her problem, it's the front with her brothers face propped up on her neck.  If I remember correctly, they look like mom.

edit: yep

Edited August 13, 2019 by mulletpelini
hereditary plastic

[MAROON 445]

44 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

why not Texas State?

[SydneyCarton 47884]

16 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Yeah I'd agree, it's not the view from the back that is her problem, it's the front with her brothers face propped up on her neck.  If I remember correctly, they look like mom.

edit: yep

I don’t think their mom is Lauren Cohan from The Waking Dead, dude. Unless they’re half British and she had hem when she was like 16. Right down to the freckles on her neck. Not sure what the fuck you were image searching there. 

 

 

Edited August 13, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If he has to explain it then you obviously have no fashion sense

That is 100% accurate lol. I’ll admit that. But either way I’m fucking. That’s more or less what I was getting at. I’m not gonna look at horizontal stripes and be like “yeah, you know what. You have no fashion sense. I change my mind”

[runthebone 7932]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Agree to disagree 

Hey, it's all good.

[Tex Long 4348]

Not sure stripe direction applicable. 

 

EDIT: Also not sure style means diddle e squat in the specific context of would/wouldn't here.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

If he has to explain it then you obviously have no fashion sense

It’s ok to be gay. This is a safe space.

[futureman 22415]

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

he’s gonna wind up in norman with lincoln.

[futureman 22415]

7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

It’s ok to be gay. This is a safe space.

lot of gay on surly.  safe to say NMAS is not one of them. 

[Jkwellborn 6653]

lot of gay on surly.  safe to say NMAS is not one of them. 

Men strip too.

[futureman 22415]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Men strip too.

spare us your personal life

[Jkwellborn 6653]

It’s a joke. Lighten up Francis.

[futureman 22415]

likewise

[mulletpelini 5209]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t think their mom is Lauren Cohan from The Waking Dead, dude. Unless they’re half British and she had hem when she was like 16. Right down to the freckles on her neck. Not sure what the fuck you were image searching there. 

 

 

Well there's no possible way I and the internet are wrong.  It's obvious she's living a double life.

here she is

Edited August 14, 2019 by mulletpelini
fashion since

[futureman 22415]

did he show up to practice today to run the scout team?

[markstanco 12509]

6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Arizona or UNLV for a 3rd try.  Who you got?

His old coach is at unlv now. 

[Grippe 308]

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

[markstanco 12509]

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

Seriously bru?

[OrangEngr 1034]

[F250 28691]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s gonna wind up in norman with lincoln.

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

[OrangEngr 1034]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

He'll float (the ball 10 yards over the receiver's head) too!

[Napoleon 8607]

On 8/12/2019 at 10:56 PM, runthebone said:

Horizontal striped pants are not her friend

You must not like a big ass. 

I have come to appreciate them, though I did not find them attractive in my younger days. 

It’s not like her ass is this big. 

Edited August 14, 2019 by Napoleon

[Sock Drawer 214]

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You must not like a big ass. 

I have come to appreciate them, though I did not find them attractive in my younger days. 

It’s not like her ass is this big. 

There's a segment of our population that finds that attractive. NTTAWWT . . . Yes there is.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

9 hours ago, F250 said:

LOL only as an entree for Peniswise.

TaterTot will be a backup G5 QB when this is all said and done. Leaving Miami was a huge mistake.

 

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

[DreadHead 110]

9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

Yeah, I thought he came back, apologized to the team and was seen practicing again.

[Junior Miller 1502]

11 hours ago, Grippe said:

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

This level? Cherry?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

18 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I mean...you wanna explain yourself on this one lol? I think they look fine. Anything skin tight looks perfectly fine on her 

he obviously doesn't run the bone...

[Pimphand 5597]

He really was the quintessential Aggy. Wish he had seen that commitment through....

[F250 28691]

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Has he actually left?  Or did he just take a “me” day?

Apparently he took a day off due to having a heavy menstruation. After taking some Midol and applying a super Tampax he is attending practice again.

 

[mulletpelini 5209]

I can understand the hesitation to leave the "scenery" in miami as compared to columbus.

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

[ButtFumble 5158]

On 8/13/2019 at 9:04 PM, Grippe said:

When is the last time we have seen a case of over inflated ego in CFB at this level? Urban? Aggy? 

this idiot

https://www.denverpost.com/2016/04/07/brock-berglund-resurfaces-at-fifth-college-now-at-smu-in-nova-scotia/

[Jkwellborn 6653]

I got a bunch of pops on that link on my phone. Those are a pain.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

9 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

this idiot

https://www.denverpost.com/2016/04/07/brock-berglund-resurfaces-at-fifth-college-now-at-smu-in-nova-scotia/

Good grief...

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Tate took snaps at WR during Miami's closed scrimmage yesterday. 

https://www.si.com/college-football/2019/08/16/tate-martell-miami-quarterback-transition-wide-receiver-scrimmage

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[1leggedduck 443]

Fork him. He done.

[Neonmoon 38127]

The Instagram sloot is a terrible person?

I don’t believe you 

[1leggedduck 443]

She had two heaping hands full of fine character. I'm sure shell be a fine mother and PTO president. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

One moment you don't know there's a Kiki Passo and the next you realize she's undefeated

[ButtFumble 5158]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

that stupid bitch is wearing her bikini top upside  down

[Lhorn 4886]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

that stupid bitch is wearing her bikini top upside  down

Lol, you're right.  

[Fondren & Main 6670]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

that stupid bitch is wearing her bikini top upside  down

You say it likes it’s a bad thing.

[mulletpelini 5209]

lol she responded to some woman on there calling her out.  Still undefeated.

[futureman 22415]

22 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

lol she responded to some woman on there calling her out.  Still undefeated.

cool story, mullet, you piece of shit.  post a goddamn link