Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal

[markstanco 12773]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You think she's sticking around if he doesn't do something lucrative immediately after school?

Moving back in with his parents may be the most lucrative option.  They can continue to tell him how awesome he is. 

[The Marsellus Wallace 102]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Meh, dumbass won the girlfriend heisman though, he probably don't even give a shit about playing football now.

Pix or it didn't happen.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

Interweb says Kiki Passo

Edited July 28, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Duval Street 420]

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

Judging by the tracks behind her she scoots along the beach on her knees (where do I find one of those?).

[futureman 22664]

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

[mulletpelini 5220]

 

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

You think she's sticking around if he doesn't do something lucrative immediately after school?

 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

every insta girl needs an insta cuck, photos n shit.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

15 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah she’s not sticking around for his high school coaching career. 

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.  In most states he still needs a college degree to coach/teach high school.  

[LTtxfan 49909]

 

[Steel Shank 9533]

Maybe this whole Tate Martell thing is nothing more than a big misunderstanding.

[LTtxfan 49909]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Maybe this whole Tate Martell thing is nothing more than a big misunderstanding.

 

He did introduce Surly to...

[HenryJames 67116]

On 7/28/2020 at 1:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

Username checks out.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

On 12/4/2019 at 9:43 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is she 40 years old?

Don't hate on her dude. She's only 36 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He did introduce Surly to...

tan lines. Would not bang /surly

[ousux 5635]

Moving back in with his parents may be the most lucrative option.  They can continue to tell him how awesome he is. 

I laughed way more than I should have, well done sir

[Victor Lazlo 1811]

On 7/28/2020 at 1:52 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Interweb says Kiki Passo

I’d Kiki her passo 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

would allow her to piss all over me nfg

[Jkwellborn 7006]

tan lines. Would not bang /surly

I’d rather see the outfit that gave her the tan lines as opposed to that high waisted mess.

[JFKFC 4965]

53 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’d rather see the outfit that gave her the tan lines as opposed to that high waisted mess.

FINALLY, the Tathan thread has evolved to women's fashion. 

Can we talk about giant sunglasses and unnecessary belts?

[Pimphand 6266]

I think we need a generic catch all thread for IG sloots and football players.

[Jkwellborn 7006]

FINALLY, the Tathan thread has evolved to women's fashion. 
Can we talk about giant sunglasses and unnecessary belts?

It’s ok to be gay, but this ain’t the thread.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

It’s ok to be gay, but this ain’t the thread.

Sir, you are wrong.

this it the Tate Martell thread, the only thread gayer is the Jimmy Clausen thread.

[Davis Lane 5978]

23 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He did introduce Surly to...

Here she is with a popular girl* from the JUGGS machine thread

Kinda like a full circle thing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*my favorite

Edited August 2, 2020 by Davis Lane
boobies

[Tex Pete 21394]

8 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Sir, you are wrong.

this it the Tate Martell thread, the only thread gayer is the Jimmy Clausen thread.

[mulletpelini 5220]

Don't care what you say about Jimmy, he's a shoo-in for Jimmy Dean sausage commercial, don't even need a costume.

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Man that fucked off haircut looks like something from an X-men movie.

[fattyflattie 4640]

On 8/1/2020 at 8:16 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

would allow her to piss all over me nfg

Encourage. Encourage is the word you are looking for. 

[crash_davis 23465]

On 7/29/2020 at 1:21 AM, mulletpelini said:

every insta girl needs an insta cuck, photos n shit.

someone needs to take the pictures. they aren't going to shoot themselves. 

[Parliament 14559]

Poor lil fella.

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/acc/university-of-miami/article245604860.html

[Lhorn 5080]

WR?! Man he really should have stayed at aggy. Guy is gonna burn his eligibility transferring around trying to find a better gig and never end up playing a meaningful down.

Is he contending to start in Miami or is he the backup for sure?

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

Christ. Jimmy Clausen is 32 now.  

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I would let her shit in a bowl. I would cut up some carrots and I would dice some tomatoes. I would add some lima beans
Let me skip to the end of the recipe. I would ear her shit as a stew. 

carrots? lima beans?

no hell no. what the fuck is wrong with you? ewwww.

[Clintonaldo 2613]

carrots? lima beans?

no hell no. what the fuck is wrong with you? ewwww.

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?


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[MrPhlegm 3413]

WR?! Man he really should have stayed at aggy. Guy is gonna burn his eligibility transferring around trying to find a better gig and never end up playing a meaningful down.

yeah he coulda done that at aggy


dumbass.


and he aint tappin no Miami trim. them pics are blo average for miami. seen hotter at Sedanos.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?


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carrots? thats disgusting. Parsnips are wahr its at man.

and limas? plueese

[Born Burnt 6230]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Poor lil fella.

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/acc/university-of-miami/article245604860.html

Manny still coaches at Miami?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

48 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Oh..... are we kink shaming now ?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Fix your Tapatalk sig. 

[Gil Bang 26176]

 

[futureman 22664]

smart move by him. 

[millhouse 2719]

Dont swing and miss....especially on your third time.

[DenverHorn 56]

22 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Dont swing and miss....especially on your third time.

Martell is a broke ass man's Johnny Football.

[TankedBevo 2495]

5 minutes ago, DenverHorn said:

Martell is a broke ass man's Johnny Football.

Without the talent and drive to do two rails of coke before a game for the energy.

Edited September 19, 2020 by TankedBevo

[Lhorn 5080]

Didn’t go to Miami to play backup - even if it’s not gonna cost him eligibility. Chill for a year and start for 2 when King leaves. Unless Manny goes after a transfer QB again, then hit the portal.

[Helobious 9755]

I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.

[TankedBevo 2495]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Didn’t go to Miami to play backup - even if it’s not gonna cost him eligibility. Chill for a year and start for 2 when King leaves. Unless Manny goes after a transfer QB again, then hit the portal.

He couldn't get the start instead of that God awful QB they trotted out last year, and was promptly benched for a grad transfer QB this year. His days in Miami are done. 

[satyanash 15355]

Never forget

[ButtFumble 5246]

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Never forget

 

yea Sam doesn't secretly suck cocks (and openly suck ass on the field) so he is definitely no tate martel

and you have to either really suck or be a real shit for brains (or both) to be suspended for violating any team rules at a manny diaz coached miami team 

[DenverHorn 56]

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Never forget

Hammster was only 9,000 yds & 72 TD's off...  so far.

[EZ$ 2125]

3 hours ago, DenverHorn said:

Hammster was only 9,000 yds & 72 TD's off...  so far.

RIP Hamm...we miss you.  Tell Richard Simmons hi. 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Jesus this dude is going to graduate college at 27   I feel like he’s been in the league 5 years now 

Edited September 19, 2020 by Sgt Hulk

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I’m still waiting for evidence that he’s actually good at college football. He’s had 3 years to prove it & has done nothing.

He's ass, my dude.