Tim Tebow grows a beard; engaged to a hot chick.

[Parliament 14278]

https://people.com/sports/tim-tebow-demi-leigh-nel-peters-engaged/

 

[freyguy 4284]

Elton John also married a girl once.

[South Austin 52536]

Is she a virgin like him?

[midtown 3346]

She'll be cheating on him within weeks once she realizes he doesnt know how to fuck worth a shit

[Underdog 28761]

Condolences to OP.  

[Incredulity 11681]

.........both names hyphenated.

 

[El Diablo 4232]

He likes the Peters, no surprise here.

[Jiggy-Z 3433]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

https://people.com/sports/tim-tebow-demi-leigh-nel-peters-engaged/

 

 

Reminded me of this:

 

Edited January 11, 2019 by Jiggy-Z

[SizzleChest 8284]

She'll get pregnant on their wedding night, and then it's manbutthole from there on for Timmy.

[Parliament 14278]

Maybe she's into pegging.

[Js1 85464]

I guess he freaked out after everyone saw him with his boyfriend/date during the Sugar Bowl.

[Hmbre97 6329]

She's an exceptionally hot beard.

[huge 3795]

Double-hyphen, would not bang

[Quagmire 2147]

Because he is gay

[elfenix 34331]

19 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Wait, there’s a groundswell of people who think Tebow is gay? Why? Sounds like a bunch of haters

your "this is my first day on the internet and what is this" shtick is terrible.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

she super fine.. good for him

 

 

[Hmbre97 6329]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I guess he freaked out after everyone saw him with his boyfriend/date during the Sugar Bowl.

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2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Wait, there’s a groundswell of people who think Tebow is gay? Why? Sounds like a bunch of haters

 

 

[MissingInAction 25143]

Paging subliminal.... 

[Newdoc 3448]

Regardless of what you think of Tebow, his wife choice....

[Chad Fuck 17712]

I'll bet he's her beard too.

I can just picture it...

[mulletpelini 5214]

6 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Regardless of what you think of Tebow, his wife choice....

infield fly?

Edited January 11, 2019 by mulletpelini
better pussy

[Newdoc 3448]

Just now, mulletpelini said:

infield fly?

Actually home run from first at bat. Yeah, the trajectory looks jacked.  Maybe it's an error on the caption or they were playing on a T-ball field.

[ztejas 43526]

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

infield fly?

Nothing to fill the glove with.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

[bluto 4934]

Oatmeal about to send some blinking envelopes to you jerks! 

[Whatever 700]

Tropic Thunder/What do you mean "you people?"/Tropic Thunder

 

Edited January 11, 2019 by Whatever

[Vic Mackey 47098]

7 hours ago, midtown said:

She'll be cheating on him within weeks once she realizes he doesnt know how to fuck worth a shit

Oh he knows how to fuck. Guy's assholes is his specialty. 

[freyguy 4284]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Other than hanging out with Mehringer during the Sugar Bowl, I have no problems  with Timmy. He seems like a genuinely good guy. 

[El Diablo 4232]

I think if you're a gay man and a Christian you have to get married to a woman before it's considered okay to buttfuck dudes. Sex was meant by God for the enjoyment of those tied by the holy bonds of matrimony. I may have that all wrong.

[demos 3004]

https://people.com/sports/tim-tebow-demi-leigh-nel-peters-engaged/
 

He grew her? Like in Weird Science or in a lab?

Asking for myself.

[Bernard 879]

Tebow is gayer than really gay Ted Cruz.

Bernard

[futureman 22517]

“on the basis of sex”

[mulletpelini 5214]

If you really think about it, her butthole is probably exactly the same size as a dude who hasn't been buttfucked, so there is probably not much difference.

I bet hers is prettier though.

Dude from bachelor and Teblow should just come out and get it over with.

[Buzzrock 14936]

First girlfriend is hotter. Wow.

[Kyle 207]

Tebow has had some mighty fine looking beards over the years.

[Chad Fuck 17712]

The Oat doth protest too much.

 

Is Oatmeal Tim’s beau?

 

Just asking questions.

 

[Longboard Horn 40419]

On 1/11/2019 at 11:07 AM, Parliament said:

Maybe she's into pegging.

Maybe Tim is into pegging

[futureman 22517]

so much repressed gay in here

[Beau Vine 54339]

If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

[Deej 76875]

He's going to be disappointed to find out she doesn't have a penis.

[Neonmoon 38130]

She just finished her reign as Miss Universe in Dec 2018. Perfect gig for her. She can keep being in the news, networking, pretending to be his wife, get US citizenship. I wonder if there is a baby clause in the contract

[ztejas 43526]

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

I hope you're trolling.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

so much repressed gay in here

Doesn't seem all that repressed, actually. 

[jimmyjazz 46007]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.

. . . until he tries to circumcise you. 

[futureman 22517]

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . until he tries to circumcise you. 

it’s hygienic!!

[Armybrat 40861]

On 1/11/2019 at 7:07 PM, El Diablo said:

I think if you're a gay man and a Christian you have to get married to a woman before it's considered okay to buttfuck dudes. Sex was meant by God for the enjoyment of those tied by the holy bonds of matrimony. I may have that all wrong.

What, us straight couples are supposed to have sex after tying the knot?

[El Diablo 4232]

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What, us straight couples are supposed to have sex after tying the knot?

God can do a lot of things but you're asking a bit much. 

[Js1 85464]

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

Holy fuck you’re a boring troll. Buzz Killington over here. 

[Js1 85464]

Dp 

Edited January 13, 2019 by Js1