Tim Tebow grows a beard; engaged to a hot chick.

[MissingInAction 25151]

Probably a ballet dancer. That shit will fuck feet up.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 1/11/2019 at 9:50 AM, Incredulity said:

.........both names hyphenated.

 

I prefer,

"No matter how sick of her shit you are, someone somewhere thinks she looks good"

[futureman 22517]

11 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fence posts.  Get it together.

sister twister

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 1/11/2019 at 3:26 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Because Tim Tebow has a friend who is a bro he went and saw the game with, he's gay? You people realize that you are being homophobic and insulting to gay people as well as Tim Tebow?

You realize you are either a fucking idiot or a troll? You are insulting everyone on this board either way.

[Fozzz 152]

I think cookie is right.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

35 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Probably a ballet dancer. That shit will fuck feet up.

 

Yep. As does basketball:

 

 

 

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

36 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Which is it, though? You can't talk outside of both sides of your mouth. Either it's insensitive and homophobic and misogynistic and hetero-normative privilege to label someone gay who doesn't openly identify as gay (especially when labeling him that as an insult or to "humble" him or whatever it is you weirdos are doing), or it isn't and it's fair game to call anyone you don't agree with, like or think looks or acts gay, as gay.

It's especially weird to me when the self-identified non-hetero-normative people on this site join in on the bashing. Seems like it should be a little more nearer and dearer to their hearts, but what do i know.

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

[futureman 22517]

21 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Yep. As does basketball:

 

[smuggs 9353]

28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I heard a rumor that this thread was in the Lulz forum, but then I remembered how it was actually a beating and I knew it must not be true.

[SubliminalHorn 6810]

On 1/11/2019 at 2:32 PM, MissingInAction said:

Paging subliminal.... 

I’d tap it

[LeGarrette Blount's Punch 11]

Gay or not, I give no fucks.  What I cannot forgive is wearing your own football jersey in public 10 years after you wore it on the field.  wtf is that about?

[futureman 22517]

2 hours ago, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

Gay or not, I give no fucks.  What I cannot forgive is wearing your own football jersey in public 10 years after you wore it on the field.  wtf is that about?

school spirit?

[LeGarrette Blount's Punch 11]

well sure, but wearing your own jersey is a little douchey, no?

[SizzleChest 8284]

4 minutes ago, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

well sure, but wearing your own jersey is a little douchey, no?

Well, it does give closeted homosexuals a bad name.

[futureman 22517]

10 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Well, it does give closeted homosexuals a bad name.

dude, chill.  nobody here is trying to give you a bad name.  

[Doze 1322]

On 1/16/2019 at 9:19 AM, RollLeft said:

Those toes though...eww

She could carry all of his oranges with those feets...

[CoTex 1160]

I’ve played a lot of basketball in my day, and my feet look nothing like that.

I think this is something else.

[El Diablo 4232]

 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

This has turned into a Podiatry sub-forum.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This has turned into a Podiatry sub-forum.

More like a podiatry sub-coliseum. 

[Your Mom 4830]

Your box face?

[Blotto 23560]

On 1/16/2019 at 10:11 PM, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

well sure, but wearing your own jersey is a little douchey, no?

Certainly, but still much better than a grown man wearing a football jersey with another man's name on the back. 

[Thatguy 8781]

On 1/16/2019 at 12:14 PM, Fozzz said:

Are y'all really talking about womens' feet now?  Cochinos.  

[Dolemite 143]

Two beards are better than one.

[Parliament 14280]

[Trey3216 15350]

On 1/12/2019 at 7:31 PM, Js1 said:

Dp 

He may be into that too

[Jersey Man10 3538]

I'm afro-latino. What is guns and ammo. I'm more Junot Diaz than Steve(n) King.

Shut the fuck up rocko you faget ass bitch (REDACTED). Bet you been yawning so much all your mail order boyfriends stick their uncut dicks down your throat while you surf surly using your sock. Fuck you. Bitch.

[futureman 22517]

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Shut the fuck up rocko you faget ass bitch (REDACTED). Bet you been yawning so much all your mail order boyfriends stick their uncut dicks down your throat while you surf surly using your sock. Fuck you. Bitch.

[HenryJames 66143]

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

[SizzleChest 8284]

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

Those shirts have a secret ingredient - foreskins.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

USE "MISSION30" FOR 30% OFF!

[futureman 22517]

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 

[midtown 3346]

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 

Uh dudes wear yoga pants and white watches to the gyms...a button down should shock no one.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

can’t wait to hit the gym in my button-down.  what a dipshit. 

 

Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

[Prepuce of Doom 21098]

8 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Victory cuts is what he gave to all those Filipino kids, too

I erected this piece of performance art near my tailgating spot for the 2008 MNC game and got some strange reactions. 

Very few people appeared to understand my brand of humor, and even fewer helped themselves to any dried fruit.

 

Edited November 29, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom

[Orale 1087]

I really hate Tim Tebow. I'm indifferent to Florida, it's just Tebow that I hate. Everything about him is obnoxious. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

27 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I erected this piece of performance art near my tailgating spot for the 2008 MNC game and got some strange reactions. 

Very few people appeared to understand my brand of humor, and even fewer helped themselves to any dried fruit.

 

Ok. But where did you get the assorted foreskins?

[futureman 22517]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

 

[wd40 1976]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

Why do they think we want to wear button downs all the fucking time?

hides nipples better, apparently

[Prepuce of Doom 21098]

27 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Ok. But where did you get the assorted foreskins?

Publix, like every good Floridiot. 

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

On 1/17/2019 at 9:48 AM, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

Gay or not, I give no fucks.  What I cannot forgive is wearing your own football jersey in public 10 years after you wore it on the field.  wtf is that about?

I think it is allowed if it is a tailored, Chinese, fake authentic jersey.

[Michael Knight 12989]