corey feldman stabbed in attempted murder...or not

[Guest]

or not...

In a follow-up tweet, Feldman claimed the LAPD was investigating his case -- a claim the LAPD denied to Fox News.

Officer Luis Garcia told us that while Feldman was stopped at an intersection Tuesday night, the former child star stated that an unknown male made a stabbing motion at his stomach and fled. He then drove himself to a hospital.

"Upon the investigation [it was] determined there were no lacerations to his abdomen," Garcia said adding that Feldman could not describe his alleged attacker or the weapon to police.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/03/28/corey-feldman-says-was-stabbed-in-attempted-murder-shares-photos-from-his-hospital-bed.html

wtf dude...

[llanoflash 151]

cocaine is a hellava drug.

[woohorn 1131]

Just when his rock n roll career is heating up. 

I'd question Bono or Ed Sheeran. 

Edited March 28, 2018 by woohorn

[Yarbr 123]

That chick looks pretty hot. She probably stabbed him.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Yarbr said:

That chick looks pretty hot. She probably stabbed him.

def stabby

[InkaUtexas 25984]

6 minutes ago, Yarbr said:

That chick looks pretty hot. She probably stabbed him.

New Hollywood cult? Pretend stabbing is initiation. 

 

 

[Jimbaround 975]

7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

New Hollywood cult? Pretend stabbing is initiation. 

 

 

WARNING!  IF YOU SEE A CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM.  IT'S A NEW GANG INITIATION WHERE THEY WILL COME AT YOU WITH A KNIFE AND PRETEND TO STAB YOU!  TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE/SHARE THIS POST.

[DocZaius 65]

[Call 393]

Damn vampires

[Chad Fuck 17684]

What is the word for male attention horse?

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

What is the word for male attention horse?

FitLumpMan??

[Armybrat 40851]

10 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

What is the word for male attention horse?

nagger

[Don Keibals 113]

probably one of the pedos that stabbed him in the butt

[Chad Fuck 17684]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

nagger

Obl/

[Texas_Rocks 346]

T&P 

But seriously, I don’t ever remember that guy not being a kook. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, DocZaius said:

That's fucking beautiful. +rep (+heart or whatever the fuck it is)

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

The police say that he's full of Rocko. 

I don't know. The "no laceration" claim by the cops is interesting because it would be easy to disprove. 

[Amobie 58]

1 minute ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

The police say that he's full of Rocko. 

I don't know. The "no laceration" claim by the cops is interesting because it would be easy to disprove. 

Between the cop and the drug addict i'm having a very hard time figuring out who to believe here.  Maybe they are both lying?

[RDCanecutter 26452]

I am not saying it's OK to stab a grown man who writes things like "2nite!" and "4 us!", but I understand.

[Don Keibals 113]

it was probably someone who watched this

 

[Modessit 5603]

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

[Amobie 58]

Who is his target demographic?  I have no idea who would actually want to listen to his music.

[Ldogg53 514]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not saying it's OK to stab a grown man who writes things like "2nite!" and "4 us!", but I understand.

Hell it should be a requirement.

 

[Don Keibals 113]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

apparently so

[hayden_horn 11362]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

i'm just spitballing here, but allow me to posit that the part of the story about security in the car is as bullshit as the part of the story where he is stabbed

[Richter 2261]

3 minutes ago, Amobie said:

Who is his target demographic?  I have no idea who would actually want to listen to his music.

Other people who were molested by Michael Jackson.  There are a lot of them and they appreciate music 

[Netzer 157]

[phdhorn 6224]

2 hours ago, The University said:

In a follow-up tweet, Feldman claimed the LAPD was investigating his case -- a claim the LAPD denied to Fox News.

Edited March 28, 2018 by phdhorn

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Rumor of an attack that led to penetration, but no physical evidence of it? Sounds like just another Tim Beck drive. 

[yoshi 137]

That dude has been acting like he is Michael Jackson 2.0 since the late 80's.   Why?   Give that shit up already.  Also, I know a woman who looks like Corey Feldman and she is batshit crazy too.  

[Don Keibals 113]

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm just spitballing here, but allow me to posit that the part of the story about security in the car is as bullshit as the part of the story where he is stabbed

If he really did have security, maybe they got tired of his crap and stabbed him themselves

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

That's the first time I've read through Twitter replies. I picked the right first time. Just fantastic stuff. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Modessit said:

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

aka mommy

[Beau Vine 54253]

Has anyone rounded up the Fratellis for questioning yet?

[mulletpelini 5211]

[Biff Tannen 45691]

6 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Rumor of an attack that led to penetration, but no physical evidence of it? Sounds like just another Tim Beck drive. 

Harsh.

[South Austin 52519]

6 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

it was probably someone who watched this

 

It's ambitious, but it lacks the depth and sincerity of Take a Stand.

 

[Guest]

^ excuse me while i carve this out of my prefrontal lobe with an ice pick

[Trey3216 15347]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It's ambitious, but it lacks the depth and sincerity of Take a Stand.

 

My God, he looks like he may have some Manson in him 

[Stella Link 534]

Who??

[OU Sucks 8866]

I feel sorry for that chick he's holding hostage.

[Trey3216 15347]

8 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Who??

Feldman looks like Charles Manson a bit in that video.  Not to mention Manson’s musical whims lead him down some dark paths. 

[WBT 20614]

Is he the Corey that promoted the big guessing game about who raped him or was that the other one?

[TtomTerrific 200]

played craps with that dude and his entourage at Ceasar's back before he was old enough to be in a casino.....listening them giggle like school girls about "throwing around hundies"....now he's forty fucking six.

 

Jesus I'm old. 

[yoshi 137]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's ambitious, but it lacks the depth and sincerity of Take a Stand.

 

That's like a Trey Parker and Matt Stone song, except he's all serious about it.   I just want to know who are all these yes men in the studio who are telling him this stuff is awesome and to keep going. 

[huge 3793]

Dream a little dream indeed

[mulletpelini 5211]

No yes men on this show

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

10 hours ago, Modessit said:

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

"security" 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

10 hours ago, Modessit said:

The surprising part was him having security in the car. Is he still famous enough to need it? 

Attacker was paid by the security after they heard him wonder the same