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On 5/17/2022 at 7:52 PM, Bullneck said:

This caused me to google the episode.  It was pretty funny.

 

Crenshaw got him back pretty good during the apology, iirc. Super fresh off butthole eye’s engagement breakup with Ariana Grande, like maybe a few weeks, they did the apology episode.  Crenshaws phone blows up with her ringtone in middle of it.  I don’t follow it close at all, but I remember the breakup crushing him.  Was a pretty funny fresh wound fuck you by a politician.  Then butthole eyes went on to fuck Kate Beckinsale because there cannot be a God. 

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On 5/17/2022 at 1:15 PM, Starfleet Command said:

If that’s your view then that’s fine just don’t also beat your chest about being a Christian or about the degeneracy of others. 

OK, thanks for your opinion.  You're a big help.  I didn't know what to think before but I do now.  

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19 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Eating their own now
 

Someone is going to get seriously injured or killed by one of these terrorist groups. That's what Trump, Tucker and their ilk want.

I would have put my money on an Antifa or BLM supporter being killed, not a RINO. But now, who knows. 

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6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I would have put my money on an Antifa or BLM supporter being killed, not a RINO. But now, who knows. 

It's a lot easier for these loser groups to go to the GQP events and rallies without being pulled aside by security. The Rs have been courting them openly for the better part of a decade now. They've been emboldened by dotard, Fox, Newsmax and OAN to be violent to the R politicians who aren't as insane as they are. 

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Like brisket said, apostasy is apostasy.

And a murderous death cult gonna do what they do. If you don’t see the fucking EXACT parallels to the rise of fascism in Germany and Italy, you are willfully blind.

The GQP is a fascist death cult intent on destroying the country and somehow “disposing of” dozens of groups of “undesirables.” They are LITERALLY FUCKING TELLING US THIS OUT LOUD. Stop pretending the truth is anything but that.
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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's a lot easier for these loser groups to go to the GQP events and rallies without being pulled aside by security. The Rs have been courting them openly for the better part of a decade now. They've been emboldened by dotard, Fox, Newsmax and OAN to be violent to the R politicians who aren't as insane as they are. 

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And a murderous death cult gonna do what they do. If you don’t see the fucking EXACT parallels to the rise of fascism in Germany and Italy, you are willfully blind.

The GQP is a fascist death cult intent on destroying the country and somehow “disposing of” dozens of groups of “undesirables.” They are LITERALLY FUCKING TELLING US THIS OUT LOUD. Stop pretending the truth is anything but that.

 

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Dan responds and trolls the shit out of the,
Kudos Dan, set the incels off even more
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Fuck em all. Let ‘em fight to the death, and then let’s deny medical care to the survivors because they don’t have the right insurance. That’d be peak Trumplandia, so let’s live it.
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Fully endorse the orangutan analogy.

The guy doing all the yelling with the shrill voice calls himself a comedian on his twitter bio but he just keeps whining and repeating the same thing over and over. Extremely lame but not surprising.

 

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If you're going to confront someone in public you should be ready. That dude  obviously planned to confront Dan whatshisname but had zero material, just his shrill voice yelling something stupid and meaningless over and over.

Reminds me of the time I prank called Haley Barbour. I had zero expectation of reaching him on the telephone and when he picked up, I literally had no material ready and so I just had a stupid conversation with him and I doubt he even knew he was being pranked.

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Was seated a row behind him on a Singapore Air flight 10 or 15 years ago. I was visiting Singapore too. The next morning I decided to guess which hotel he was at and see if I could get through. All I knew was that he'd be staying at a nice hotel and that it wasn't the one I was at. My first guess was the Hyatt. I called and asked for his room. Bingo. His wife picked up. I said I was Rick Perry and that I'd like to speak with Haley. She put the phone down and a minute later Haley picked up. I was unprepared and instead of doing something smart like asking to suck his dick, or if he and his wife would be into a threesome, things Rick Perry would actually do, I opted to converse with him and see if I could get any inside political info. We had a long convo filled with stupid small talk. "Hey I heard you were in Singapore I'm headed there too. Next week in fact. Will you still be there?"  "No, after this I'm headed to ____." Total fail on my part.

 

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3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If you're going to confront someone in public you should be ready. That dude  obviously planned to confront Dan whatshisname but had zero material, just his shrill voice yelling something stupid and meaningless over and over.

Reminds me of the time I prank called Haley Barbour. I had zero expectation of reaching him on the telephone and when he picked up, I literally had no material ready and so I just had a stupid conversation with him and I doubt he even knew he was being pranked.

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Was seated a row behind him on a Singapore Air flight. I was visiting Singapore too. The next morning I decided to guess which hotel he was at and see if I could get through. All I knew was that he'd be staying at a nice hotel and that it wasn't the one I was at. My first guess was the Hyatt. I called and asked for his room. Bingo. His wife picked up. I said I was Rick Perry and that I'd like to speak with Haley. She put the phone down and a minute later Haley picked up. I was unprepared and instead of doing something smart like asking to suck his dick, or if he and his wife would be into a threesome, things Rick Perry would actually do, I opted to converse with him and see if I could get any inside political info. We had a long convo filled with stupid small talk. "Hey I heard you were in Singapore I'm headed there too. Next week in fact. Will you still be there?"  "No, after this I'm headed to ____." Total fail on my part.

 

But I'm sure Rick was very confused the next time he talked to Barbour about the time he called him at his hotel in Singapore.

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4 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

this is honest to god frightening. 

 

hopefully it forces the republican party to purge the Q/trump fuck heads.  

 

but who am i kidding? 

They cant. They either hang onto the tail, or they risk losing elections to the evil democrats. Party over country. Always.

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14 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

this is honest to god frightening. 

 

hopefully it forces the republican party to purge the Q/trump fuck heads.  

 

but who am i kidding? 

It's BEEN frightening since the 2016 presidential campaign demonstrated political violence was ok with the Republican Party. This is nothing new.

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16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

A shootout with at least 50 dead MAGAts would not upset me at all.  Fuck ‘em.

Weld the doors to the Republican Party of Texas convention shut, hand out AR15's and gay porn, and let them take each other out,  reservoir dogs style. 

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YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! 

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3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Fully endorse the orangutan analogy.

The guy doing all the yelling with the shrill voice calls himself a comedian on his twitter bio but he just keeps whining and repeating the same thing over and over. Extremely lame but not surprising.

 

Same guy that was yelling at children at the gay pride event the other day. Absolute piece of shit of a human being. 

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Crenshaw isn’t a moron. But he lacks integrity. He is willing to engage people and be charming and seems sincere, but then he dips his toes into the bullshit and lies of the GQP.

He actually knows better. To hell with him.

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4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Crenshaw EYEPATCH MCCAIN isn’t a moron. But he lacks integrity. He is willing to engage people and be charming and seems sincere, but then he dips his toes into the bullshit and lies of the GQP.

He actually knows better. To hell with him.

Corrected to reflect the preferred nomenclature.

(Edit: shit, even had my caplock on still)

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42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! YOU'RE A GLOBALIST RINO, EYEPATCH MCCAIN! 

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16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Crenshaw isn’t a moron. But he lacks integrity. He is willing to engage people and be charming and seems sincere, but then he dips his toes into the bullshit and lies of the GQP.

He actually knows better. To hell with him.

1234.  He has moments of clarity where it comes through that he knows the GQP is bullshit and Trump is a bullshit.   That Crenshaw rational and honest (as in he believes what he’s saying and it’s not for show) and even if I don’t necessarily agree with him, that is the kind of Republican that me of 20 years ago would have been happy to support.  

And Republicans like him would have no problem with winning in Texas without stooping to GQP bullshit.  Abbott can win on simply reminding Republicans that Beto is coming for their guns.

The GQP bullshit is less about winning elections and more about most (like Trump, Abbott, DeSantis) grifting and a small number of nuts (Dan Patrick, Steve Brannon, etc.) trying to fuck over everybody else with their Handmaid’s Tale bullshit.

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

1234.  He has moments of clarity where it comes through that he knows the GQP is bullshit and Trump is a bullshit.   That Crenshaw rational and honest (as in he believes what he’s saying and it’s not for show) and even if I don’t necessarily agree with him, that is the kind of Republican that me of 20 years ago would have been happy to support.  

And Republicans like him would have no problem with winning in Texas without stooping to GQP bullshit.  Abbott can win on simply reminding Republicans that Beto is coming for their guns.

The GQP bullshit is less about winning elections and more about most (like Trump, Abbott, DeSantis) grifting and a small number of nuts (Dan Patrick, Steve Brannon, etc.) trying to fuck over everybody else with their Handmaid’s Tale bullshit.

It’s also a way for them to cover their deep flaws like Cruz being completely detestable and ppl like mtg/herschels lack of brain cells. 

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