Dan Crenshaw

[MrBig 5290]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What a chickenshit thing to do, especially for a Navy SEAL, and especially knowing he was being filmed

 

[atomheartbevo 89457]

MAGA going to make a run at primarying Crenshaw next year - this is basically a sampling of the sentiment, that he's a RINO/leftist and needs to be replaced.

I love the Republican civil war, and I love that people like Crenshaw actually think that the GQP has a place for them.

 

[LCHorn 2585]

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

[Beau Vine 54008]

33 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.

Seems much crazier than hot: https://www.instagram.com/m_hansen17/

[atomheartbevo 89457]

59 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Seems much crazier than hot: https://www.instagram.com/m_hansen17/

She's an Astros fan so....

[Brisketexan 104651]

52 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

Well, it seems that he is Chilean, so.....

[softlynow 1784]

53 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I could tell you Dave was an asshole without reading a single one of his tweets, just by looking at that avatar/bio. 

I have doubts that he's Chilean.

[Da Fino 2740]

I know that chick. She dated a buddy of mine a while back. She's absolutely insane and has serious hygiene issues. I actively avoid her when I see her in public.

[The Royal We 3066]

The power of the Surl knows no bounds.

[Brisketexan 104651]

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

She's absolutely insane and has serious hygiene issues.

Tell us more about these hygiene issues.

[YGIFS 19449]

Like chronic ball breath?  Rancid vagina?  Ears that smell like the shit that accumulates between my pinky toe and the next to it in that little crease?  Always smells like Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

Or we just talking like stinky armpits because she uses Tom's deodorant?  

[Brisketexan 104651]

Just now, YGIFS said:

Always smells like Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

Go on....

[elfenix 34182]

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Angela Lansbury ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and slept in a nylon suit in an unventilated room?

so, a trip out to the deer lease with brisket

[YGIFS 19449]

Well, I mean...it's not gonna be exactly like last time.  

[Da Fino 2740]

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tell us more about these hygiene issues.

NM. 

Edited November 14, 2023 by Da Fino
Didn't need to be shared.

[tx 3 putt 76420]

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Tell me more about Merissa Hansen-hot and crazy is my wheelhouse.

Some of the best sex you can have is a very very hot chick that gets out of mental health ‘observation’ and comes straight to your house. Twice 

Edited November 14, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[YGIFS 19449]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Some of the best sex you can have is a very very hot chick that gets out of mental health ‘observation’ and comes straight to your house. Twice 

Can confirm.

"Uh, is this the residence of a Mr. Lobo?  Yessir, we have a Ms. **** here in our medical care.  She gave us your name and number to contact her upon discharge.  Can you come and pick her up please and help her pick up her prescription and then drive her home?"

-Yes, I know her but I'm not qualified to help somebody with any kinda injury or physical issues.  I mean, she has a roommate and one of her parents or siblings can fly out here to help.

"Nothing like that sir, she was here on a mental health call.  But the therapist has discharged her.  And she's in perfect health physically.  Just a mental wellness incident."

-I'm out front of the building with my hazards on

"But I haven't even told you our facility name or address"

[Mittens 8167]

 

[Underdog 28457]

Could've sworn that patch was on the other eye recently. 

[miguelito 11220]

What hump?

[HOOKEM4 5026]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Jesus christ sheeple! Do you not get it! When we use the most energy the sun and wind are helping, but when we need them least, we cannot count on them! Texas has it figured out. The most energy rich state to ever exist has never, not once, let our people sit in the dark. Dino juice is so perfect, we have proven we don't need whale killing wind energy.  

[C-Man 27068]

Could've sworn that patch was on the other eye recently. 

“It’s itchy.”

[Sawbonz 27443]

[Underdog 28457]

Underrated movie. 

[tx 3 putt 76420]

On 9/19/2024 at 6:09 PM, Mittens said: