Dan Crenshaw

[Bozo_Casanova 26301]

On 4/22/2020 at 4:42 PM, Turkleton said:

This is so fabulous.... This stud is going to torment you lefties (commies) for years to come. Should be fun to watch.

I read this in Paul Lynde's voice

[StassneyHorn 6540]

Too much talk about Crenshaw in a Crenshaw thread. Let’s talk about his opponent, Sima Ladjevardian.

https://www.simafortx.com

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Too much talk about Crenshaw in a Crenshaw thread. Let’s talk about his opponent, Sima Ladjevardian.

https://www.simafortx.com

 

first off, would:

[Chooky 13302]

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

first off, would:

Would vote for and would. 

[Hank Kingsley 20721]

Goddamn,  it would be beautiful to see an Iranian woman defeat Crenshaw. 

 

[Red Five 40681]

I will definitely be keeping my eye on her. 

[workswithseed 2037]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

first off, would:

Can't say wood till I see her knees.

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I read this in Paul Lynde's voice

I was thinking Leslie Jordan, but Paul Lynde works, too. 

 

[UpperWestside 6136]

On 4/29/2020 at 12:01 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

first off, would:

[elfenix 34185]

 

[Gap03 3287]

He should get into the streets and take a closer look for himself.  Let's see if he's willing to put his one good eye at risk ...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/31/journalists-blinded-injured-arrested-covering-george-floyd-protests/5299374002/

[Biff Tannen 45502]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

zing

[Grandioso 2592]

I live smack in the middle of a solid blue city and this fuck is my Congressman. FUCK GERRYMANDERING. 

[StassneyHorn 6540]

6 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

I live smack in the middle of a solid blue city and this fuck is my Congressman. FUCK GERRYMANDERING. 

https://www.simafortx.com
 

 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2659]

^^^ holy FUCK that's enraging.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Republicans suck at coloring.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19096]

I live smack in the middle of a solid blue city and this fuck is my Congressman. FUCK GERRYMANDERING. 

Was mine too when I was in Houston. Its mind boggling.

[Ted Lange 16054]

 

 

 

[PsychMike 1539]

On 6/1/2020 at 10:58 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Reminds me of this tweet from April:

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45502]

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

Good, but more accurate would have simply been, "It's not that reality has a liberal bias, it's that conservatives don't believe in reality".

[tx 3 putt 76422]

the dumb mother fucker was elected to be part of the solution, not be part of the problem

he needs to remember that he serves the people in his district, not fox news, sean hannity radio and trump 

[leaf 681]

On 1/11/2019 at 10:15 PM, Ted Lange said:

Anyway.  Dan Crenshaw is a one eyed, white, shelia Jackson Lee. 

 

Damn, that is harsh.  But, I don't disagree with you.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2659]

Pete Davidson was right the first time

[elfenix 34185]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumb mother fucker was elected to be part of the solution, not be part of the problem

he needs to remember that he serves the people in his district, not fox news, sean hannity radio and trump 

i voted in the republican primary for 2 reasons that year: vote against ted cruz; vote against kathaleen wall.  now, i'm not sure about that second one.  partly because wall may still get into congress from a different district, partly because wall's inner louis gohmert is much more apparent than dan crenshaw's. 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

i live in the TX-18, no worries about who's representing you in congress 

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

On 4/29/2020 at 10:04 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I read this in Paul Lynde's voice

More like this guy

[Dnaguy 11777]

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

i voted in the republican primary for 2 reasons that year: vote against ted cruz; vote against kathaleen wall.  now, i'm not sure about that second one.  partly because wall may still get into congress from a different district, partly because wall's inner louis gohmert is much more apparent than dan crenshaw's. 

Kathaleen Wall sign all over the Sugar Land when I take my dog for a walk.

Fucking Kath-a-Leen Wall signs with the picture of the wall on it. 🤦‍♂️

She sucks so hard.....so hard.

1.) It’s so dumb. My name is Wall and I like the Wall. Derrrrrrr.

2.) Who the fuck spells their name Kathaleen? 

She’s so Karen that we may need to rename Karen to Kathaleen.

[Bama Chick 28596]

This is all you need to know about this one-eyes shitcracker -

At a fundraiser in Texas LAST WEEK

The crowd -


And he also flew to San Diego for another fundraiser. Leaving aside the obvious question of why a Texas representative is soliciting dollars from out of state, why the fuck is he parading around in this getup?

[4th&Five 41461]

I encourage these traitorous sacks of shit to keep behaving like that until they catch this thing. 

[tchookem 3900]

 

And he also flew to San Diego for another fundraiser. Leaving aside the obvious question of why a Texas representative is soliciting dollars from out of state, why the fuck is he parading around in this getup?

 

The missing eyepatch explains the outfit.

 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

complete douche 

[Stringer 1437]

Since he leverages his service as such a large part of his persona, I decided to check his Twitter to see his reaction to the Russian bounty news.

Sports fans, it will not surprise you that there has been no reaction.  Just more "COVID is not a big deal" bullshit.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33846]

wait, so he goes around without an eye patch on? gross

[Jive Turkey 12568]

 

[Foosters 17734]

22 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, so he goes around without an eye patch on? gross

 

 

[StassneyHorn 6540]

Sima getting after that ass

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Has old one eye commented on the Russian bounty story yet or is he trying to distract Americans with talk of masks and posing for photos sans eye patch?

[StassneyHorn 6540]

Dan is not a fan of telework

 

[TXSG8R 3360]

On 6/29/2020 at 1:25 PM, Jive Turkey said:

 

At the :30 mark he says "dont believe your lying eyes."  Ten points to Gryffindor!

[Macanudo 12928]

On 6/27/2020 at 3:11 PM, Bama Chick said:

This is all you need to know about this one-eyes shitcracker -

At a fundraiser in Texas LAST WEEK

 

 

The crowd -


And he also flew to San Diego for another fundraiser. Leaving aside the obvious question of why a Texas representative is soliciting dollars from out of state, why the fuck is he parading around in this getup?

I have never understood why we havent decided to 1. Disallow campaign funds from outside a candidates district at a minimum and state if we want to keep it within that  2.)  Why we dont disallow campaigning and fundraising until with 4-5 months of the actual election and 3.) Disallow candidates to campaign for anyone other than themselves.  No endorsements, no photo ops, no fundraisers.

Do your fucking job and then sell us on sending you back to DC over a short period of time instead of spending the entire term trying to get re-elected. 

And that brings me to my next wish... Change the term of office to 4 years.  These buffoons pretty much spend as much time campaigning during their term. 

And finally, term limit these fuckers.  Senators too.  There is zero reason for someone to serve 25 or 30 or 40 years in Congress.  I'd be ok with an age limit too.  If you have to be over a certain age to be eligible (25) cant you also be too old?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13417]

Tea Party Ricky better not hope that Texas GOP doesn't mimic the Star Trek world:

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Dan is not a fan of telework

 

Teleworking really cuts down on the time they spend constantly fundraising.

Fuck off cyclops

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Fuck this bitch

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

11 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Dan is not a fan of telework

 

Hi 👋- I expect to get paid while I stay at home and telework. Still doing my full time job here, so I sure need that $

[elfenix 34185]

what a ridiculous shitty take

[Gourmand 7774]

I grew up a long long time ago in Montrose, went to Lamar, my mother still lives there and this dumb Trumpkin  cocksucker represents her in Congress? That is some gerrymandered bullshit. 

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by Gourmand

[Stringer 1437]

29 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I grew up a long long time ago in Montrose, went to Lamar, my mother still lives there and this dumb Trumpkin  cocksucker represents her in Congress? That is some gerrymandered bullshit. 

 

Hey man, I live at 2222 and Mopac.  My rep is Michael McCaul, whose district takes a sliver of central Austin, then fans out east to catch La Grange, Brenham, etc and goes all the way to Katy.  How is someone supposed to serve the interests of Central Austin AND the good people of Columbus, TX.?  Not a whole lot of overlap there.

[Gourmand 7774]

9 minutes ago, Stringer said:

Hey man, I live at 2222 and Mopac.  My rep is Michael McCaul, whose district takes a sliver of central Austin, then fans out east to catch La Grange, Brenham, etc and goes all the way to Katy.  How is someone supposed to serve the interests of Central Austin AND the good people of Columbus, TX.?  Not a whole lot of overlap there.

Oh yes, I remember well how the Rs targeted Austin and Doggett in particular. 

[elfenix 34185]

16 minutes ago, Stringer said:

Hey man, I live at 2222 and Mopac.  My rep is Michael McCaul, whose district takes a sliver of central Austin, then fans out east to catch La Grange, Brenham, etc and goes all the way to Katy.  How is someone supposed to serve the interests of Central Austin AND the good people of Columbus, TX.?  Not a whole lot of overlap there.

what you need to understand is that rural areas need their voices heard and the best way to do that is to use them to dilute cities.