Dan Crenshaw

[4th&Five 41,461]

33 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

He helped spread the lie and now he's pretending he had nothing to do with it. Fuck him.

He was definitely slow to see the whole picture. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

the only thing the pubs do better than gaslighting is lying and this fuck is doing both

[Stringer 1,437]

He was definitely slow to see the whole picture. 

He wasn’t able to see the depth of the discussion

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,420]

He should have answered : ‘I don’t think you’re seeing the whole picture’ 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He should have answered : ‘I don’t think you’re seeing the whole picture’ 

dammit, now I get to clean up sparkling water off my desk

[Sawbonz 27,443]

Counterpoint: fuck tiktok 

[Beau Vine 54,008]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Counterpoint: fuck tiktok 

Is there something objectionable about hawtass girls dancing?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

 

[Guest]

Didn't know that AB owned Karbach.

But I do know that if you're going to live from boycott to boycott, you're going to drive yourself crazy trying to figure out what's ok and what's not. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

Shouldn't be too hard on him, he couldn't see what was in the other half of his fridge.

[Nivek 16,864]

He really is a willful fucking idiot.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

He really is a willful fucking idiot.

The problem is his voters are idiots too.  

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Gallagher is telling MAGA to turn on Crenshaw, that Crenshaw lied and worked against him in Congress, and he has receipts showing that Dan wanted him to stay in prison.

Lots of podcasters bitching about each other.

They want Crenshaw out of Congress.

He's calling out Crenshaw and asking if he wants to meet up in D.C. next week.

[wildcat09 29,266]

Gallagher deserves to be drawn and quartered.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,659]

^^^ This. An amoral psychopath.

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

Wasn't the gist of his trial that his medic refused to testify against him and stated that the prisoner died because he himself took the pressure off of the bleeding?

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So who are they going to run against Crenshaw?

[Bozo_Casanova 26,296]

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So who are they going to run against Crenshaw?

Daniel Perry, obviously 

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Daniel Perry, obviously 

[Macanudo 12,928]

On 4/15/2023 at 9:49 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Daniel Perry, obviously 

Ok, fuck that.   I live in Crenshaw's district.

[Captainant 27,471]

51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Ok, fuck that.   I live in Crenshaw's district.

Which end? Kingwood or midtown?

[elfenix 34,182]

29 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Which end? Kingwood or midtown?

dan no longer represents midtown.  TX-2 is basically wraps around outside of beltway 8 from the woodlands and klein down around the east thru kingwood and atascocita to baytown.

[Macanudo 12,928]

Kingwood.    Pretty Trumpy out here too.

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Dan has something he could talk expertly about and he can’t help himself and just fucks it up.  The ball was slow and right over home plate and he just fucking whiffed it.

“Americans collectively cringe as Trumper Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw performs mental gymnastics to somehow ghoulishly blame the tragic deaths of the five men who lost their lives inside of the Titanic rout submarine on President Biden.

In a shocking statement that shows zero regard for respect towards the victims, and the families of the victims, who tragically perished in the accident, Crenshaw shamelessly declared that it was an “epic failure of leadership” from Biden’s Coast Guard, even though he only “heard” about Biden’s failures and he “doesn’t know” who is truly responsible” for the lost lives.

Trumper Dan Crenshaw continued, falsely declaring that Biden didn’t “deploy assets” that could have saved their lives — even though officials already declared that the victims died way before they could be saved — and millions of dollars were spent on the desperate missions to save their lives.

Adding insult to injury, Crenshaw then declared that President Biden should have “acted sooner,” even though he acted immediately — and even experts agree that it was “impossible” to save them at those depths after their vessel “imploded.” The worst part is that Crenshaw is a former NAVY Seal — AND a certified division instructor — which means that he should know better before placing the blame on the President Biden.”

[Burt 4,062]

Eye see where he's coming from, but what else did he expect Biden to do? It's not like he turned a blind eye to the situation, nor did he just attempt to put a patch over it. He seemed focused to me.

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[Underdog 28,457]

Saw that reply, just beautiful. 

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[hpslugga 4,046]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dan has something he could talk expertly about and he can’t help himself and just fucks it up.  The ball was slow and right over home plate and he just fucking whiffed it.

“Americans collectively cringe as Trumper Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw performs mental gymnastics to somehow ghoulishly blame the tragic deaths of the five men who lost their lives inside of the Titanic rout submarine on President Biden.

In a shocking statement that shows zero regard for respect towards the victims, and the families of the victims, who tragically perished in the accident, Crenshaw shamelessly declared that it was an “epic failure of leadership” from Biden’s Coast Guard, even though he only “heard” about Biden’s failures and he “doesn’t know” who is truly responsible” for the lost lives.

Trumper Dan Crenshaw continued, falsely declaring that Biden didn’t “deploy assets” that could have saved their lives — even though officials already declared that the victims died way before they could be saved — and millions of dollars were spent on the desperate missions to save their lives.

Adding insult to injury, Crenshaw then declared that President Biden should have “acted sooner,” even though he acted immediately — and even experts agree that it was “impossible” to save them at those depths after their vessel “imploded.” The worst part is that Crenshaw is a former NAVY Seal — AND a certified division instructor — which means that he should know better before placing the blame on the President Biden.”

What's also been coming out of Crenshaw's feeble mouth is that this fantastic, movie-style rescue effort he's describing could have been accomplished "no later than Wednesday morning." Folks, I'd hate to be the bearer of shitty news, even to a degenerate scumbag like Crenshaw, but that vessel had already imploded well prior to Wednesday morning. Even if Biden/the Navy/the Coast Guard deployed vessels right at the timing of the loss of contact with the mother ship, nothing could be done. This was a ridiculous endeavor made by rich idiots with their stupid toys. They were warned years in advance that the safety of the vessel was inadequate, and the response to it was:

"You know, at some point, safety is just pure waste. I mean, if you just want to be safe, don't get out of bed, don't get in your car, don't do anything. At some point, you're going to take some risk, and it really is a risk-reward question." 

But you do you, Danny. Never miss an opportunity to turn an apolitical something into a political something and (predictably) blame the Democrats for something over which they had no control. 

Edited June 23, 2023 by hpslugga

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Old one eye is just trying to get in the news cycle. If Biden had scrambled every sub and carrier group he would be railing against the administration for wasting resources on a rescue effort with zero chance of success.

 

[bolverk 29,414]

When Joe fucking Exotic makes more sense than Dan Crenshaw.

 

[South Austin 52,158]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

When Joe fucking Exotic makes more sense than Dan Crenshaw.

Goddamn.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

13 hours ago, Burt said:

Eye see where he's coming from, but what else did he expect Biden to do? It's not like he turned a blind eye to the situation, nor did he just attempt to put a patch over it. He seemed focused to me.

Dan just has no way to correctly perceive the depth of the situation.

['stache 21,777]

Making dark jokes, unacceptable. Blaming the libs for political points? Par for the course for today's scumbags calling themselves repulicans. 

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What a chickenshit thing to do, especially for a Navy SEAL, and especially knowing he was being filmed

 

[LCHorn 2,585]

I think Crenshaw is a shitbag but that doesn’t look obviously deliberate.  

[horn4life 3,757]

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I think Crenshaw is a shitbag but that doesn’t look obviously deliberate.  

Yeah he just took an extra long stride changing directions, with the leg on his eye side.  Having seen enough dirty soccer play over the years, that was purposeful.

[Red Five 40,667]

I would have to see the entire clip. What if one of the questions asked was "Why are you such a fucking sack of shit, Prick Fury?". 

[Underdog 28,457]

Yeah, that was deliberate. 

[Beau Vine 54,008]

34 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I think Crenshaw is a shitbag but that doesn’t look obviously deliberate.  

Are you a Big 12 ref?

[C-Man 27,068]

39 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Yeah he just took an extra long stride changing directions, with the leg on his eye side.  Having seen enough dirty soccer play over the years, that was purposeful.

100% purposeful. It was a very awkward stride.

 

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you a Big 12 ref?

LOL

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43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you a Big 12 ref?

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, that was deliberate. 

Yeah, it was intentional.  Because GQPers are stump-dicked fucking losers.  Whether they start out that way,  or fully morph into a stubby-dicked fucking pathetic POS once they get elected, I'm not sure.  But I know that every one of them in office is a spineless, chickenshit, stump-dicked pathetic excuse for a human, incapable of demonstrating a single molecule of actual leadership.

[Nivek 16,864]

He is a disgrace. Fuck you idiots for voting for this assclown.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

100% purposeful. It was a very awkward stride.

I haven't seen a stance that wide since that Minneapolis airport men's room stall.  

[Bookman 4,611]

Maybe he was trying to air out his vagina.