Dan Crenshaw

[Chooky 13337]

Michelle Malkin attacking Kimberly Pepe Guilfoyle and Ben Shapiro about their slander of kids masturbating in their parent's basement to align herself with ... white nationalists.  Michelle Malkin.  White nationalists.  White.  Oddly, the masturbating in the basement part is the least strange aspect of this event.    

 

Michelle Malkin refusing to disavow ... white, yes white, nationalists.  Caucasian enthusiasts, if you prefer some restraint.  You have to admire her guts considering she's defending them without even knowing which ethno state to which they'd force her to reside.  

 

They've been sitting on the front porch and now Malkin, among others, has opened the front door.  Come on in, boys.  It's warm and cozy in the mainstream.  No more lurking in the shadows.  Go stand next to John Cornyn and take a photograph with him while giving the white power hand sign.  

[wildcat09 29557]

5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Michelle Malkin attacking Kimberly Pepe Guilfoyle and Ben Shapiro about their slander of kids masturbating in their parent's basement to align herself with ... white nationalists.  Michelle Malkin.  White nationalists.  White.  Oddly, the masturbating in the basement part is the least strange aspect of this event.    

 

Michelle Malkin refusing to disavow ... white, yes white, nationalists.  Caucasian enthusiasts, if you prefer some restraint.  You have to admire her guts considering she's defending them without even knowing which ethno state to which they'd force her to reside.  

 

They've been sitting on the front porch and now Malkin, among others, has opened the front door.  Come on in, boys.  It's warm and cozy in the mainstream.  No more lurking in the shadows.  Go stand next to John Cornyn and take a photograph with him while giving the white power hand sign.  

I'm pretty sure we all predicted Michelle Malkin going full nazi at least fifteen years ago.

[Chooky 13337]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I'm pretty sure we all predicted Michelle Malkin going full nazi at least fifteen years ago.

Considering her pure, European bloodlines I guess it's understandable why she'd be on board with preserving white heritage in the homeland.

[Js1 86941]

Uber is also the company whose drivers commit crimes and the company who surge prices during mass shootings 

also dumb analogy Bc Uber is cool and hip and young people use it and taxis are what old people use because they’re afraid of technology. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

Even if his dumb analogy worked, it's still wrong. he has it backwards

[DixonHur 11941]

Uber started in 2009, when Obama was President...I was led to believe that those years were terrible and we needed to Make America Great Again...like when we only had cabs

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[YChang 3531]

I never imagined the civil war within the conservative party was gonna be between the regular firebrand nutsos and the even more crazy/racist-er nutsos. 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

I never imagined the civil war within the conservative party was gonna be between the regular firebrand nutsos and the even more crazy/racist-er nutsos. 

 

hopefully someone is selling both sides weapons 

[YChang 3531]

On 11/15/2019 at 6:04 PM, DixonHur said:

Uber started in 2009, when Obama was President...I was led to believe that those years were terrible and we needed to Make America Great Again...like when we only had cabs

I fell for the mystique of Uber and worked there at their period of ultra growth and reckless business practices. Reckless and often unethical practices. Maybe Dan should have referenced Lyft instead. 

[Chooky 13337]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

He's not the sharpest crayon in the box of 24. It appears that his democratic opponent, Elisa Cardnell, gained approximately 3000+ new followers on Twitter and had over 300 individual donations to her campaign last night after this Tweet.

 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

The unhinged Hollywood machine is the one that elected a fucking reality TV show host as its leader.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Man, so Cobb raised over a million off of Elise's inquiry ploy? Need to get that going for Cornyn's opponent in the Senate race. That will get things rolling.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Scariest part of all this was finding out that Malkin has kids 

[Chooky 13337]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Scariest part of all this was finding out that Malkin has kids 

She launched a clutch of eggs in a creek.  Pepe the Frog fertilized them.  That kind of amphibious spawn are called groypers.  It's not scary.  It's nature. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

She launched a clutch of eggs in a creek.  Pepe the Frog fertilized them.  That kind of amphibious spawn are called groypers.  It's not scary.  It's nature. 

if you had been able to work in 'cloaca' this would have been an A+ post.

[elfenix 34658]

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The unhinged Hollywood machine is the one that elected a fucking reality TV show host as its leader.

republicans have elected a movie star and a game show host to the presidency 2 out of their last 4, and coastal elites 3 of their last 3.  the democrats have never elected a hollywood anything to the presidency, and the last coastal elite they elected was JFK. 

[Chooky 13337]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if you had been able to work in 'cloaca' this would have been an A+ post.

"Roger Stone will soon have to report to incarceration and his cloaca will be thoroughly checked upon entry."

[Ted Lange 16354]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bolverk 30231]

The alt-right Nazi wanna-bes are just "misguided" volks.

[elfenix 34658]

ah the old no true conservative fallacy

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, bet Dan didn’t see that one coming.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

lulz 

[TDunk 590]

Dan gives a new meaning to Alt-Right views.

[Post Oak 20551]

I'm here for all the one-eyed jokes

[elfenix 34658]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I'm here for all the one-eyed jokes

no one wants to hear about your penis

[Js1 86941]

Speak for yourself 

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

I wonder if Dan and Michelle will be able to patch things up?
It’s so strange that they don’t see eye-to-eye on the topic.

[Post Oak 20551]

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

no one wants to hear about your penis

Not what your mom says

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Crenshaw's opponent Sima Ladjevardian is someone I could really get behind:

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Literally 

[Chad Fuck 18092]

Literally 

Pretty sure that’s the joke.

[Chooky 13337]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Pretty sure that’s the joke.

I also detected a hidden innuendo within "I'd support her by inserting my penis in her vagina and by that I mean having sex with her." 

[Chooky 13337]

On 11/18/2019 at 9:32 PM, Ted Lange said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nick Fuentes and his followers like Michelle Malkin because they find it cute when she thinks she's people.  

[Chad Fuck 18092]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I also detected a hidden innuendo within "I'd support her by inserting my penis in her vagina and by that I mean having sex with her." 

[Guest Lobo]

15 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Crenshaw's opponent Sima Ladjevardian is someone I could really get behind:

Kind of a dirty and less attractive cousin of Penelope Cruz thing going on there.  But totally smoking, a worthy candidate, and down to clown. 

[Chooky 13337]

 

Yes, I would do a sex.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

32 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Yes, I would do a sex.

She could wear MY pearl necklace.

(Meaning I would like to ejaculate my semen on her chest.)

[atomheartbevo 90548]

9 hours ago, Chooky said:

Nick Fuentes and his followers like Michelle Malkin because they find it cute when she thinks she's people.  

[Red Five 41596]

She could wear MY pearl necklace.
(Meaning I would like to ejaculate my semen on her chest.)

I know you meant that figuratively, but I would like to do that literally. And now it is funny.

[Guest Lobo]

Crenshaw is back in Austin on 22-23 January, if any of you well-wishers wanna tell him hello.  I can only assume anti-semite and guy from my high school, Nick Fuentes will come down to Austin or send surrogates to taunt Crenshaw.  I ain't crazy about Dan, but I do wish he'd beat the living shit out of Nick Fuentes.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19558]

17 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

She could wear MY pearl necklace.

(Meaning I would like to ejaculate my semen on her chest.)

she's smiling like she heard you, and knows that at your age you no longer have the range to get it there. 

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

Stop "I'd Pee in Her Butt"-ing up the Cloak Room!

Nah, just kidding. I'm loving the puns. Also, I would totally poll her caucus, if you catch my drift.

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

she's smiling like she heard you, and knows that at your age you no longer have the range to get it there. 

And I can get it to at least the bottom of her tits, thank you very much. Assuming of course her tits sag as much as my balls.

[Brisketexan 106625]

Kind of a dirty and less attractive cousin of Penelope Cruz thing going on there.  But totally smoking, a worthy candidate, and down to clown. 

Just noticed the last name. She’s Armenian...proceed with caution.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just noticed the last name. She’s Armenian...proceed with caution.

I’m not looking to marry her !

[Js1 86941]

He’ll be sleeping with one eye open 

 

[elfenix 34658]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

He’ll be sleeping with one eye open 

 

my dog also does this trick, so this hits close to home?

[Guest Lobo]

34 minutes ago, elfenix said:

my dog also does this trick, so this hits close to home?

I bet there's a strong correlation between him sleeping with one eye open and your purchases of peanut butter.