Cowboys @ Rams: Divisional Round Edition

[Augustus 3061]

It's been a long time since I've been genuinely, seriously pissed over a penalty, but that was some absolute horse shit.

His hand grazed across the facemask, away from the play, couldn't have been less consequential.

[d.plainview872 175]

Fuck it. Drinking liquor. We will score here!

[RPM 26237]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ballgame 

Not yet, but it was a game changer.

[housious 468]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Drink more

Hopefully he’ll pass out by the third quarter 

[Vic Mackey 46939]

 
Drink more

Great defense. Not even close to one stop. LMAO. You're the biggest bitch on this site.

[Mileslong 4718]

Touching the face mask leads to a fucking TD, I knew dallas would get fucked by refs at some loony

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Can I get a Greenapoint call in here on the TD pls?

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Getting run the fuck over. 

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Hopefully he’ll pass out by the third quarter 

Nope. I'll be here calling out this shit ass defense all night

[Augustus 3061]

TD here is a must.

[Mileslong 4718]

Great defense. Not even close to one stop. LMAO. You're the biggest bitch on this site.

Well they did stop them but WR got his face mask touched by a finger so...

[TonyTexas 10485]

one of the weakest big calls ever. 

Mr. Hyperbole

[Zepol87 9172]

Both of you fucks shut up. Fight in your messages

[Bigbend1812 12897]

Goddamn That’s what I want to see!  A coach getting into someone ass.

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Hey Erin - they did get a stop and the refs took it away from them. 

[Party_Taco 3682]

Go get a fucking TD!

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Surely that's a penalty on Elliott for being too fast running across the field?

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Well they did stop them but WR got his face mask touched by a finger so...

Ehhh. Then what after? Nothing. This defense is soft.

 

[Constant 6722]

A touchdown here would be most acceptable. 

[Michael Knight 12908]

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

[NowThis 931]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Mr. Hyperbole

effectively ends the Dallas season, puts the Rams in a position to go to the Superbowl.  It's big dude. 

[Mo Horn 8808]

Jerry has made a lot of dumb ass decisions, but if he lets Richard leave Dallas it will be one of the worst. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

What the hell is wrong with the defense?

[Horn80 6081]

Get TD and we back the game

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

You should put that on a bottle label.

[LTtxfan 49017]

Elliott ran out of bounds before 2 minute warning.  Why did the clock not stop??

[Augustus 3061]

Lot of non Cowboys fans on twitter just as agog over that call as we are.

 

[alphahorn 1637]

It's like watching Big 12 vs SEC.  Unfortunately the Cowboys are the NFL equivalent to SEC.  The NFL top defenses are fucking nothing but the pro equivalent to SEC defenses.  They stack up statistics against traditional offenses. The Cowboys have such a great NFL defense, but when you put them or other top defenses up against  a New England, Kansas City or a healthy Rams team they show that elite defenses are still light years behind elite offenses. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

Lulz watching Vic is more fun than the game 

[Party_Taco 3682]

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

So here’s the deal - We’ve completely jumped the shark on this campaign and we’re completely out of ideas, but we need to fill time.

Whatcha got?

Ooh, ooh - What if we use the FDA mandated label change as a marketing beat?!

Brilliant!

[Radical Larry 28533]

I’d take a 15 yd penalty for a late hit on Goodell.

[Bigbend1812 12897]

Plenty on time here Dak. 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

What the hell is wrong with the defense?

They're outmatched by a more talented unit.

[Surly Bevo 24717]

AGAIN YOU HAVE TO RUN THERE AND GET THE FIRST

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Run it, you fuckstick!

[NowThis 931]

a generous spot.  Scrub TEs playing well 

[NowThis 931]

huge drop

[Bigbend1812 12897]

Damn dak.  

[d.plainview872 175]

Prescott with the bad throwwww

[tokamak 6353]

Dak sucks tonight

[Augustus 3061]

1 out of 10 passes to Gallup actually hits.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2011]

Dak needs to be better 

[Bigbend1812 12897]

Just now, NowThis said:

huge drop

Terrible throw

[michaelpshayes 417]

Dear god that throw

[DanTheHorn 4902]

Ki once again wide open bad throw

[Augustus 3061]

In whose grasp?

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Oh come the fuck on!

[Surly Bevo 24717]

What the fuck is that?

[NowThis 931]

wtf

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Collins sacked him?