Cowboys @ Rams: Divisional Round Edition

[Augustus 3061]

It's been a long time since I've been genuinely, seriously pissed over a penalty, but that was some absolute horse shit.

His hand grazed across the facemask, away from the play, couldn't have been less consequential.

[d.plainview872 175]

Fuck it. Drinking liquor. We will score here!

[RPM 26562]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ballgame 

Not yet, but it was a game changer.

[housious 468]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Drink more

Hopefully he’ll pass out by the third quarter 

[Vic Mackey 47848]

 
Drink more

Great defense. Not even close to one stop. LMAO. You're the biggest bitch on this site.

[Mileslong 4793]

Touching the face mask leads to a fucking TD, I knew dallas would get fucked by refs at some loony

[ClubWhatever 12277]

Can I get a Greenapoint call in here on the TD pls?

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

Getting run the fuck over. 

[Vic Mackey 47848]

Hopefully he’ll pass out by the third quarter 

Nope. I'll be here calling out this shit ass defense all night

[Augustus 3061]

TD here is a must.

[Mileslong 4793]

Great defense. Not even close to one stop. LMAO. You're the biggest bitch on this site.

Well they did stop them but WR got his face mask touched by a finger so...

[TonyTexas 10683]

one of the weakest big calls ever. 

Mr. Hyperbole

[Zepol87 9308]

Both of you fucks shut up. Fight in your messages

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Goddamn That’s what I want to see!  A coach getting into someone ass.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Hey Erin - they did get a stop and the refs took it away from them. 

[Party_Taco 3883]

Go get a fucking TD!

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Surely that's a penalty on Elliott for being too fast running across the field?

[Vic Mackey 47848]

Well they did stop them but WR got his face mask touched by a finger so...

Ehhh. Then what after? Nothing. This defense is soft.

 

[Constant 6844]

A touchdown here would be most acceptable. 

[Michael Knight 13187]

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

[NowThis 931]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Mr. Hyperbole

effectively ends the Dallas season, puts the Rams in a position to go to the Superbowl.  It's big dude. 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Jerry has made a lot of dumb ass decisions, but if he lets Richard leave Dallas it will be one of the worst. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

What the hell is wrong with the defense?

[Horn80 6313]

Get TD and we back the game

[UDontKnow 10557]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

You should put that on a bottle label.

[LTtxfan 49911]

Elliott ran out of bounds before 2 minute warning.  Why did the clock not stop??

[Augustus 3061]

Lot of non Cowboys fans on twitter just as agog over that call as we are.

 

[alphahorn 1637]

It's like watching Big 12 vs SEC.  Unfortunately the Cowboys are the NFL equivalent to SEC.  The NFL top defenses are fucking nothing but the pro equivalent to SEC defenses.  They stack up statistics against traditional offenses. The Cowboys have such a great NFL defense, but when you put them or other top defenses up against  a New England, Kansas City or a healthy Rams team they show that elite defenses are still light years behind elite offenses. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5854]

Lulz watching Vic is more fun than the game 

[Party_Taco 3883]

i didn't think it was possible the bud light campaign could get dumber

So here’s the deal - We’ve completely jumped the shark on this campaign and we’re completely out of ideas, but we need to fill time.

Whatcha got?

Ooh, ooh - What if we use the FDA mandated label change as a marketing beat?!

Brilliant!

[Radical Larry 28814]

I’d take a 15 yd penalty for a late hit on Goodell.

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Plenty on time here Dak. 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

What the hell is wrong with the defense?

They're outmatched by a more talented unit.

[Surly Bevo 25658]

AGAIN YOU HAVE TO RUN THERE AND GET THE FIRST

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Run it, you fuckstick!

[NowThis 931]

a generous spot.  Scrub TEs playing well 

[NowThis 931]

huge drop

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Damn dak.  

[d.plainview872 175]

Prescott with the bad throwwww

[tokamak 6685]

Dak sucks tonight

[Augustus 3061]

1 out of 10 passes to Gallup actually hits.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Dak needs to be better 

[Bigbend1812 13021]

Just now, NowThis said:

huge drop

Terrible throw

[michaelpshayes 417]

Dear god that throw

[DanTheHorn 5061]

Ki once again wide open bad throw

[Augustus 3061]

In whose grasp?

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Oh come the fuck on!

[Surly Bevo 25658]

What the fuck is that?

[NowThis 931]

wtf

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Collins sacked him?