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20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

not worried about my offense.

Maybe you should check out what my offense did to Derka last week.  As soon as Mondesi comes back to shore up steals, watch the fuck out...

But if we're being honest, I'm more worried about your team than any other in the league.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Maybe you should check out what my offense did to Derka last week.  As soon as Mondesi comes back to shore up steals, watch the fuck out...

But if we're being honest, I'm more worried about your team than any other in the league.

i would've gone 7-5 vs you (although i likely would've streamed an additional starter to overtake your narrow victory in k's).  and my team couldn't hit for shit.  it took half the week to get over the mendoza line.

that's why they play the games.

Posted
52 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Wow. That Tyler Skaggs news is crazy. RIP.


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yeah.  i spent ~5 minutes looking over his stats this morning before deciding to drop him.  then this happens and puts our stupid shit into perspective.

Posted
Well that was a brutal week. Good thing I played the first place team in the division the week of vacation. 


Ha. I was just stopping by to say that maybe I need to vacation more often if it results in 12-0 victories.
Posted
8 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Maybe you should check out what my offense did to Derka last week.  As soon as Mondesi comes back to shore up steals, watch the fuck out...

But if we're being honest, I'm more worried about your team than any other in the league.

yeah no shit. everyone has been donating to the "lets all make sure that HG is the first three-time winner of the league fund" with their retarded ass trades with him. his team is stacked. 

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you see what i'm saying?

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every fucking week with this shit. every goddamn time i go to see what my opponent is doing it's that shit.

how can my entire lineup all be top 5 at their position the majority of the year only for me to lose 4-5 offensive categories every week? christ this is a beating. i usually have fun in this league even when i dint do well, but this shit and my injury crisis are wearing me thin.




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July 2, 2019

Hello fantasy players! Today we’ve released our first batch of updates to make detailed league histories accessible on the new website. 

For those of you who have played in ESPN Fantasy Baseball leagues for longer than one season you will notice the following improvements:

  • Complete league standings for every season of your league, accessible via dropdown on  the Standings page
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  • Playoff bracket information for every season, accessible via dropdown on the Playoff Bracket page

This is the first of several planned League History releases. We are actively working to make historical draft results, team rosters, and player stats information available as soon as possible, as well as other improvements.

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Posted

i gave you two fine offers the day you made your original post and you rejected both without even sending a counter offer. no crap you're still taking offers, these trades don't make themselves. 

Posted (edited)

announcement: i currently have a grand total of four, count em, four SP. I also have five offensive guys who are either on my bench or injured (Rosario is rumored to be back tomorrow). bottom line is this- i need to make a deal and i intend to make it happen soon. i'm looking for one (or more!) SP in exchange for some of my offensive talent. and just a reminder, the list includes:

Realmuto

Freeman

Moose

Jose

Xander

Vladdy

Rosario

Ozuna

Robles

Seager

Khris "I go crazy and hit 25-30 bombs after the ASG every year" Davis (also currently hitting well below .247, so, you know...)

and Nick "how is he so good every year, what is he like 40?" Markakis

they're all available. i also have three closers, and they're available as well. every trade i've made this year has benefited my trade partner, my team is out of playoff contention, and i'm itching to make a move. the only question is- will you take advantage?

 

Edited by Goo Punch
Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Nice match inverted swingers. Kenley kept me out of the playoffs I think. 

Would've grabbed that K category all to myself if I hadn't picked up a pitcher that was supposed to start on Sunday but then got traded before I realized it. He probably woulda jacked up my ERA though so maybe it was a wash. 

 

We were pretty dead ass tied on every category until your team decided to mash it up on Sunday. 

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Posted
On 7/14/2019 at 9:15 PM, huge said:

Derka you were the recipient of some good breaks today.

wouldn't know, i am drink and at the beach. at least one of you mofos needs to take advantage of me i. this trade business. i'm super susceptible right now. please send offers that give me a SP. 

also, if you see a latona lady covered in tattoos, mike those homies smile now cry layers tattoos, and she has a herringbone gold chain on, that shit is mine and i want it back. also she sucks at tattoos so don't get one from jerD 

Posted
11 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

wouldn't know, i am drink and at the beach. at least one of you mofos needs to take advantage of me i. this trade business. i'm super susceptible right now. please send offers that give me a SP. 

also, if you see a latona lady covered in tattoos, mike those homies smile now cry layers tattoos, and she has a herringbone gold chain on, that shit is mine and i want it back. also she sucks at tattoos so don't get one from jerD 

Lol awesome.

Posted

I got screwed by the app tonight. Tried to sub in Woodruff well before his start tonight, and it said something like “roster move can only be made for future game” or some shit like that. Didn’t have a chance to get in front of a desktop, though I suppose I could have gone through the browser on my iPhone. Oh well, Baseball Person blows. He probably traded some great players to HG. 

Posted (edited)

this has to be a league first- i've had three different players go on the paternity list in the last three weeks. Jose Ramirez, JT Realmuto, and now Raisel Iglesias. These guys need to start knocking these chicks up right before spring training so we can avoid this going forward. 

Edited by Goo Punch
Posted

guys, i haven't made a trade in like 3 or 4 days and now i'm having withdrawals. someone please bombard me with trade offers derka style so that i can do what i came here to do. please and thank you.

Posted
3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

It's a bad omen when the worst team in the league hits 5 jacks on Sunday to fuck you in 3 categories 

That’s some Spider-Man meme shit right there. 

Posted

that's week one of the playoffs - the wildcard round.  it has to be set manually because of the format we use.

the top 2 teams in each division make the playoffs as the 1-4 seeds, then the next two best records regardless of division become 5/6.

that week, 3 plays 6 and 4 plays 5 (and 1/2 get byes).  fawesome will (presumably) set them when we get there.  including the week starting today, i believe we have 4 weeks left in the regular season. 

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last week huge had a night where his team had 7 hr's, 18 rbi's and 14 runs against me.  this week i start off with planet houston going for 5 hr's, 10 rbi's and 9 runs. 

i suppose that's progress??

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Posted
2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

last week huge had a night where his team had 7 hr's, 18 rbi's and 14 runs against me.  this week i start off with planet houston going for 5 hr's, 10 rbi's and 9 runs. 

i suppose that's progress??

And Bellinger didn’t even play. 😂

 

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