2019 Tampa Bay Rays Thread

[Goo Punch 4275]

you heard him boys, this season is officially under protest. 

speaking of which, i officially submit a motion to change fawesome' steam name to Team Rickerson until he gets us the trophy we were promised. We aren't going to get the GoT ending we were promised, but this is too much. Is nothing sacred?

[Goo Punch 4275]

actually that should read "commissioner, turned former commissioner, turned interim commissioner fawesome". for clarity sake.

[henrygandorf 29201]

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

you heard him boys, this season is officially under protest. 

speaking of which, i officially submit a motion to change fawesome' steam name to Team Rickerson until he gets us the trophy we were promised. We aren't going to get the GoT ending we were promised, but this is too much. Is nothing sacred?

seconded.

[henrygandorf 29201]

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

actually that should read "commissioner, turned former commissioner, turned interim commissioner fawesome". for clarity sake.

i prefer the title "acting commissioner"

-president trump

[NOMAAA 1696]

Surprised derka doesn’t have Kendrick too. 

[Fawesome 111]

Hahahah touche boys. Motion was seconded. Name temporarily changed. 

It's the end of the semester with finals and graduations but I will purchase the Rickerson before the end of the month and mail straight to Derka. 

someone confirm this list of chamions:

2011: Henry Gandorf            

2012: Derka

2013: enjay

2014: BigOrange

2015: Henry Gandorf            

2016: Planet Houston

2017: fawesome

2018: Derka

2019: *fawesome

*predicted

 

Please confirm which name you want on the trophy. I'm thinking Year: Team Name (Shaggy Name)

2011: The Blondetourage (Henry Gandorf)

Thoughts?

 

[NorthLoop 14305]

Needs to be Stanley Cup style, with a new ring added each year 

[NorthLoop 14305]

not that I'll ever get to see it in person

[Fawesome 111]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Needs to be Stanley Cup style, with a new ring added each year 

Yes but only if each ring has all the derka trade offers sent that season. 

Speaking of, anyone need a good SS??

[henrygandorf 29201]

my vote is for the year and either the user handle or team name - not both.  but i don't feel super strongly about it.  i'm leaning username, just because team names change every year (or should).

i wouldn't get something that needs to be etched directly onto the metal, just get a square wooden base with a bunch of little gold plates that go on.  once we have that, it'll cost about $8 to get a plate etched and put back on.  and you can use all 4 sides of the base, so there will be plenty of room.

[Planet Houston 4943]

Year and user handle for sure

[Goo Punch 4275]

year and handle sounds good to me. 

[huge 3803]

18 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

year and handle sounds good to me. 

This

 

Signed,

Dead Money

[BigOrange1 6566]

do all the past winners get to take possession of it for a day?

 

[henrygandorf 29201]

altuve is now hurt.

along with trea turner, jameson taillon, and aj pollock (none of which have actual return timelines).

i fucking give up.

[Goo Punch 4275]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

altuve is now hurt.

along with trea turner, jameson taillon, and aj pollock (none of which have actual return timelines).

i fucking give up.

dope, i'll take my boy German off your hands for you. 

[henrygandorf 29201]

Just now, Goo Punch said:

dope, i'll take my boy German off your hands for you. 

omar listenin.

[Fawesome 111]

i fucking give up.

Does this cancel your protest then?

[henrygandorf 29201]

2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

 

Does this cancel your protest then?

 

it's now a double secret protest.

i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

[NorthLoop 14305]

quit crying - you went 18/34 today 

[NOMAAA 1696]

There is a clear winner. My team is great and he is going in without lube. Fuck. 

[Planet Houston 4943]

Praying to the Tommy John gods for Tyler Glasnow today...😑

[henrygandorf 29201]

14 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

quit crying - you went 18/34 today 

i went 18/34 because of the crying.

[NorthLoop 14305]

Trust me that doesn't work 

[Planet Houston 4943]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i went 18/34 because of the crying.

Well my team has gone 1/15 because of NOMAAA’s crying, so I think it does work NL. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

I’m not crying youre crying. 

[Armin Tamzarian 58]

we trading errbody over here

[Armin Tamzarian 58]

honestly just wanted derka to quit talking about schoop

[henrygandorf 29201]

17 hours ago, Armin Tamzarian said:

honestly just wanted derka to quit talking about schoop

schoop propaganda talk not going away.

[NOMAAA 1696]

23 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Well my team has gone 1/15 because of NOMAAA’s crying, so I think it does work NL. 

This has been a thorough ass kicking. Well done. 

[Planet Houston 4943]

Corey Seager trying to make it more respectable. Damn!

[NOMAAA 1696]

It’s pretty clear we have the best teams. Look forward to meeting you in the championship. 

[Planet Houston 4943]

23 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

It’s pretty clear we have the best teams. Look forward to meeting you in the championship. 

Dear Baseball Gods,

I had no part in this, and in no way do I condone it. 

Love,

PH

 

Besides, there were several teams that would have beat me this week. 

Edited May 13, 2019 by Planet Houston

[NorthLoop 14305]

Every. Fucking. Sunday.

 

 

[UTPhil2006 3838]

Damn New York weather..

[Goo Punch 4275]

uh oh...Vladdy has awakened...

[Goo Punch 4275]

My K/BB is currently 5.50 (third best in the league), and yet i would've have to multiply that number by SEVEN (!!) in order to even get close to my opponent's 38.00 k/bb. That might be a new record or something. 

[Fawesome 111]

My K/BB is currently 5.50 (third best in the league), and yet i would've have to multiply that number by SEVEN (!!) in order to even get close to my opponent's 38.00 k/bb. That might be a new record or something. 

Hi. It me.

[NOMAAA 1696]

Tommy lastella is on the block. 

[UTPhil2006 3838]

Is there a way to see amount of moves per team? 

[Capn81 388]

I think only on the espn.com webpage, not via the app.

[NOMAAA 1696]

My team sucks. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Like the idea derka but can’t trade jd

[Goo Punch 4275]

gotta shoot my shot.

 

[Armin Tamzarian 58]

smoke em if you got em

[Goo Punch 4275]

i propose we add an extra roster spot for next year assuming we stay at 12 teams. 

[NorthLoop 14305]

I propose everyone gets 2 extra roster spots except Derka. That way we can at least consider most of his 7 for 2 trade offers. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

I propose everyone gets 2 extra roster spots except Derka. That way we can at least consider most of his 7 for 2 trade offers. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

My team dumps this week. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Derka. In no world am I trading for archer. I dropped him because I hate that fuck. He could throw three no hitters, invent a time machine to find me a date with 27 year old Heidi Klum and cure cancer and I would still have no interest.