Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity

[Post Oak 20,254]

For some reason direct tv stopped carrying fox in waco.  Oh well less babe Laufenberg which is fine.  He's the Lowell galindo/Ahmad brooks of dallas

[Junior Miller 1,502]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Cool watch Broadass

Yep, he's cajun

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

you need to actually look at our schedule.  it’s a joke. 

I don’t know that I would call it a joke, but it’s definitely doable. But the eagles (for example) have an easier schedule than us because of the fact that they have a 2nd place schedule and we have a first place schedule. They get the panthers and the Seahawks. We get the saints and the rams. Other than that, the exact same schedule.

[Pato del Muerto 52,543]

On 8/8/2019 at 7:58 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

If he really has a top 5 offer on the table (pretty sure the 5th highest qb contract is Matt Ryan at 30mil a year), it would be dumb for him to not take that right now. Especially if there’s even a slim chance that Zeke misses regular season games. I’ll give you that. I think Zeke plays, and if he does play, Dak will be fine, but that’s a good number for him. 

Tell dak if he wants more, prove he’s worth more this season. 

[DougO 5,253]

28 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

For some reason direct tv stopped carrying fox in waco.  Oh well less babe Laufenberg which is fine.  He's the Lowell galindo/Ahmad brooks of dallas

Plug in an antenna and watch free tv for the poors. It works remarkably well.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tell dak if he wants more, prove he’s worth more this season. 

That's how you get Flaccoed into giving him 40/yr if he has a great season. Both sides need to take a bit of a risk here. 

At the very least, Dak is the best available option for the next 3-4 years.  

[DougO 5,253]

The game is also being aired live on the NFL Network.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Just now, DougO said:

Plug in an antenna and watch free tv for the poors. It works remarkably well.

Antenna + HDHomerun + Channels app for ATV = The tities for sports. You also get better quality than the heavily compressed video from Direct TV/Spectrum/Fios etc...

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

Will @futureman be jerking off to Mike White tonight?

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Will @futureman be jerking off to Mike White tonight?

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

12 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That's how you get Flaccoed into giving him 40/yr if he has a great season. Both sides need to take a bit of a risk here. 

At the very least, Dak is the best available option for the next 3-4 years.  

Flacco was a super bowl MVP, and really kind of had a historic playoff run at that time. That was a very unique situation. I kinda feel like Dak needs to look at what’s going on around him in regards to contract situations, and accept his top 5 money deal. If we’re being realistic, how can we even think about paying Zeke if Dak’s deal isn’t done yet?

 

Also, god damnit. Are we getting the 49ers broadcast, or is that just my stream?

Edited August 11, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Flacco was a super bowl, and really kind of had a historic playoff run at that time. That was a very unique situation. I kinda feel like Dak needs to look at what’s going on around him in regards to contract situations, and accept his top 5 money deal. If we’re being realistic, how can we even think about paying Zeke if Dak’s deal isn’t done yet?

I could see Dak having a great playoff run this year. 

They only pay Zeke now because his extension really doesn't kick in for 2 years. His incentive to sign is a pile of cash now with the signing bonus and guaranteed money. For the Cowboys, they can structure the bonus and salary cap hit a lot better than 1-2 years from now when Jaylon, Dak, Amari and maybe Jones, have new deals. 

[Trey3216 15,350]

Pollard is quick 

[DougO 5,253]

Y'all say Dak ain't worth the money, but he's the team's leading passer AND receiver.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Pollard is quick 

They should try him some at linebacker, he'd make a good spy.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Just now, DougO said:

Y'all say Dak ain't worth the money, but he's the team's leading passer AND receiver.

But didn't run the route past the sticks on 3rd down.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Babe Laufenburg, always on top of it.

[Sgt Hulk 13,816]

Barely Brett Maher baby 

[bmbmd 1,027]

Refs in mid season form.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

4 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Refs in mid season form.

Yup. If that isn’t a catch/fumble under the new rules then we still don’t know wtf a catch is.

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

33 minutes ago, DougO said:

The game is also being aired live on the NFL Network.

Not for markets airing the game. I’m in Belton, and for some reason, 44 doesn’t get picked up by my antenna.

[DougO 5,253]

Looks like Dak and Cooper Rush are opening for the Mike White main event tonight.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I used to love the NFL and the Cowboys and I do realize that this is the first preseason game, but this bullshit sucks.  Count me out.  I'll watch high school on Friday, the Horns on Saturday and college football replays on Sundays.  Goodell can suck my pecker and he will not get a dime I earned.  

[DougO 5,253]

4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Not for markets airing the game. I’m in Belton, and for some reason, 44 doesn’t get picked up by my antenna.

I in the same area and I'm watching it on free air TV. Do an auto channel scan on your TV with antenna and it should pick up 44.

Edited August 11, 2019 by DougO

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Cooper Rush slinging the ball around like Mike White. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Just for fun, Colt McCoy would be a better QB for the Cowboys than anyone currently on their roster.  

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

Yeah, I do it all the time, 25 is the only consistent one, along with 10 on occasion. I never get 6 or 44, I think I’m in a depression (not from the Cowboys) and there are a lot of trees in the area. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,918]

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Just for fun, Colt McCoy would be a better QB for the Cowboys than anyone currently on their roster.  

 

Hope Cedric Wilson can really make an impact and show some things.  It's early, very early, but Weber looks..... pedestrian.

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Mike White is the 3rd string? Can't believe the coaches don't want to win.

[Sgt Hulk 13,816]

Field goal offense clicking baby 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Hope Cedric Wilson can really make an impact and show some things.  It's early, very early, but Weber looks..... pedestrian.

 

I doubt Weber makes the team even if Zeke sits. I bet we keep 3 RBs. Either Zeke, Alf, and Pollard, or Alf, Pollard, and Darius Jackson/rb who isn’t on the team.

Edited August 11, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

Taco Charlatan eh?

[MillerEP 30,493]

Chido and Taco, Coyboys are getting m lunch menu down pat.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

If rush doesn’t work out, and the 49ers don’t keep both Mullens and CJ Bethardt, we should take a look at CJ. He’s an average backup, IMO. With that being said, Rush is looking like he did when he beat out Kellen Moore.

Edited August 11, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Patrick Bateman 3,918]

Can we get a punter with a leg?

[Trey3216 15,350]

Meh-er 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

And there’s Maher’s 35 yard miss. Jesus fucking Christ, man. It will be very frustrating if he’s our kicker heading into week 1

Edited August 11, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Sgt Hulk 13,816]

Field goal offense. Cmon barely Brett Maher 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Still can’t finish drives and get the ball in the end zone and missing field goals. Doomed.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

There was the first Garrett clap of the season.

[Sgt Hulk 13,816]

Still can’t believe hurd went in the 3rd round with those numbers and LJH undrafted 

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

Not sure if my least favorite QB tonight is Rush or Laufenberg.

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

Damn, that could be an ugly knee ankle injury.

Edited for body part update

Edited August 11, 2019 by Vito Andolini

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Taco may not be completely worthless?

[RollLeft 5,045]

Here's my annual post to check if Jerrah has passed yet.  Guess not, see you next year.  

Edited August 11, 2019 by RollLeft

[Vito Andolini 9,127]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Here's my annual post to check if Jerrah has passed yet.  If not see you next year.  

How would you be able to tell the difference?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Jarwin is good. And rush is clearly the backup if he’s gonna play like this.

Edited August 11, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Sgt Hulk 13,816]

Glad to see the offensive whiz kid Moore getting us in the endzone 

[Bone3421 716]

Only first game but jarwin looked good...defense looked good(49ers starters didnt play though) and rush also

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Glad to see the offensive whiz kid Moore getting us in the endzone 

Yeah he’s really opening up the playbook in the first preseason game. We’re FUUUCKED