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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity


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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So does Brett Maher

this is the truth.  how much would we have to pay Matt Bryant.  I don't need guy who can make 57 yarders.  need a guy who is solid from 48 and in.  

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who was the midge with a beard on the broadcast?

Helman? He works for DC.com. I see him at Cowboys Fit from time to time. He benches the bar. 

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Hmm. Mike White looked just a tad stoppable tonight.

On the plus side, however, not just anyone can complete 7 of 13 passes for 30 yards with only one interception. That's a whole 2.3 yards per attempt. Not to mention that a QB rating of 27.4 is often misunderstood.   

 

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

if we’re stupid enough to cut him belichick will grab him immediately. 

If Belichick signs Mike White, I'll like every post you make until Surly is sued to its inevitable death. 

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4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm totally fine loading up Mike White and Brett Maher onto a container ship bound from Hawaii to the Philippines. 

In the spirit of the day, that container ship should probably screw up and miss the Philippines.

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The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

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27 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Cooper rush is our backup. Mike White will be cut, and will probably make the practice squad. If he doesn’t, oh well.

again, if the front office is so dumb that they cut him, absolute zero chance he clears waivers.  he’s either pushing dak for the starting job or doing the same thing for another team. 

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51 minutes ago, TornACL said:

The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

I agree for the most part, but he’s absolutely going to be the backup. He’s done enough where they won’t get anyone, they’ll hand him the job, and pray that Dak keeps staying healthy. They would probably think about signing someone if Dak gets hurt, but a guy like McCown would’ve been a logical option and the eagles just signed him to a one year deal.

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1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If Belichick signs Mike White, I'll like every post you make until Surly is sued to its inevitable death. 

you never know.  new england plays the cowboys this year.  not that belichick needs any help to beat the "more ginger" O

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15 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

 

Surely that's because everyone but him has messed up.

Mike White cannot fail. He can only be failed by others. 

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

again, if the front office is so dumb that they cut him, absolute zero chance he clears waivers.  he’s either pushing dak for the starting job or doing the same thing for another team. 

You're trying way too hard. 

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19 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s what I told your mom. 

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

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15 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

Drawing dicks exudes brilliance. 

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Might be time to put in a call to Kaepernick.
 

9 hours ago, TornACL said:

The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

bold take, questioning thujone’s intelligence. 

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