Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm bitterly disappointed to see that this is not "Florida Woman":

Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

Jan 12, 2019
By Jared Leone, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — 
Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot. 

Officers responded to a call around 9 a.m. about a suspicious person in the store’s parking lot, the Times Record News reported. Investigators found the woman at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from the Walmart. 

The caller said the woman had been riding around the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m., drinking wine from the potato chip can.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I thought this was gonna be about bubble wrap. You can't just pop one.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Smh. Judge not...

If you know of a hotter drinking hole at 8am on fri morning in Wichita Falls, I’d love to hear about it. 

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Wonder which style of Pringles dust she paired with?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Brisketexan 106615]

Drinking wine from a Pringles can....fucking genius.  I presume the cops detained her so that they could present her with some kind of award.

[HornOnTheBayou 9056]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Wonder which style of Pringles dust she paired with?

Im imagining sour cream and onion paired with a lovely 2006 French chardonnay. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

Smh. Judge not...

If you know of a hotter drinking hole at 8am on fri morning in Wichita Falls, I’d love to hear about it. 

English class at Rider... circa 1986.

[Deej 77667]

Walmart trying to drive off their customer base.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Im imagining sour cream and onion paired with a lovely 2006 French chardonnay. 

Or one of those giant cheese puff containers filled with a nice Riesling. 

[El Diablo 4232]

She sounds like a full service prom date.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

Walmart trying to drive off their customer base.

This. The single most Walmart thing I've ever heard of (to date), and they're banning her. Crazy.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Drinking wine from a Pringles can....fucking genius.  I presume the cops detained her so that they could present her with some kind of award.

I just drink it straight from the bag.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

Smh. Judge not...
If you know of a hotter drinking hole at 8am on fri morning in Wichita Falls, I’d love to hear about it. 

Fast Eddy’s pool hall.
Ah the college days.

[Bull Horn 118]

I wonder was it all of them or just the one ?

[Gambrinus 51]

Good riddance, I mean who wants an electric cart buzzing around their parking lot?

Stories like this bring me great joy.

[elfenix 34658]

4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Im imagining sour cream and onion paired with a lovely 2006 French chardonnay. 

better make it a montrachet, just to be sure.  

[Homercles 10206]

This. The single most Walmart thing I've ever heard of (to date), and they're banning her. Crazy.

Have you ever been to Wichita Falls? Dad was PCS’d to Sheppard and I went to HS in Burkburnett, went back for my 10yr HS reunion in 08 and I am never going back again. Basically Oklahoma.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

As a fellow Burk alumnus, you should be ashamed of yourself.

However, I went to my 10 year in ‘02 and never looked back either.

[immortal13 4059]

Victimless crime 

[RDCanecutter 26852]

Enough about PringlesFrauMilch, I need to start a news channel and get to interviewing Journalists, 10 seconds in, dayyim.

 

[El Diablo 4232]

54 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Enough about PringlesFrauMilch, I need to start a news channel and get to interviewing Journalists, 10 seconds in, dayyim.

 

I forced myself to watch that several times until I was satisfied. Found the source for it, they call it "AI". I'm not going to whine about those Pringle cans, artificial or not.

[Bat Guano 363]

On 1/13/2019 at 5:57 PM, BurntEyes said:

As Wichita Falls, so falls Witchita Falls.

 

[mycox 587]

https://houston.eater.com/2019/1/16/18184669/drink-wine-pringles-can-the-branch-bar-houston

A Houston Bar Will Serve Wine Out of Pringles Cans -  The Branch for merlot served in the classiest vessel possible

Inspired by a Wichita Falls woman barred from a Walmart store for riding around the parking lot with a Pringles can full of wine, Spring Branch bar the Branch will offer Houstonians a similar opportunity to get lit.

On Wednesday, The Branch will serve wine in mini cans of Pringles. A photo posted to the bar’s Facebook page indicates that the bar’s “Texas Wine Service” will feature mini cans of (original flavor, for those who are curious) Pringles filled with either chablis or merlot — of the boxed wine variety — for $3 each. No word yet on what Franzia merlot tastes like when mingled with tiny bits of potato chip and salt.

The incident that inspired the Branch’s classiest new offering has earned viral attention, and has been written about by countless publications. According to ABC 11 in Wichita Falls, the woman had been roaming the WalMart parking lot on an electric shopping cart with her wine-filled Pringles can for about three hours before police responded to the scene after a call about a “suspicious person.” The woman has not been identified, and was not arrested.

The Branch will start slinging wine-filled Pringles cans at 10 p.m. on Wednesday night. Here’s hoping that all who partake will call an Uber instead of heading to the nearest WalMart parking lot.

We call this "Texas Wine Service". Suckit, Florida! Your choice of "Chabliss" or "Mer-Lot" for $3. Served in Pringles...

Edited January 16, 2019 by mycox

[patrickdrinksbeer 809]

https://houston.eater.com/2019/1/16/18184669/drink-wine-pringles-can-the-branch-bar-houston
A Houston Bar Will Serve Wine Out of Pringles Cans -  The Branch for merlot served in the classiest vessel possible
Inspired by a Wichita Falls woman barred from a Walmart store for riding around the parking lot with a Pringles can full of wine, Spring Branch bar the Branch will offer Houstonians a similar opportunity to get lit.
On Wednesday, The Branch will serve wine in mini cans of Pringles.

why would anyone want to do this? and why would you want those people in your bar?