The way too early 2019 LSU at Texas game discussion

[Levi 2592]

 

[LTtxfan 49351]

 

[XYZ 2154]

September 7, motherfucker.

[The Golden Hat 302]

I'll be at the game with my girlfriend, my cousin, and his wife. All three LSU grads. And somehow all three semi-normal people.

I hope we kick their ass. 

[speed817 19462]

Finally got my ticket....CAN'T WAIT!!!!

[Machinator 32099]

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.

 

[Modessit 5603]

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.
 

How many fights will be there be during the aggy @ LSU game this year?

[texifornia 57095]

36 minutes ago, Machinator said:

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.

 

As posted in some other alcohol sales thread, this will probably actually reduce the amount of drunkenness in the stands as people don't feel as compelled to chug before they get in or sneak in flasks full of straight liquor.

On the other hand, Louisiana. So they'll be plenty shitfaced.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.
 

How many fights will be there be during the aggy @ LSU game this year?

Depends on whether you count completely one-sided beatdowns as "fights".

[Pig Bellmont 8738]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

As posted in some other alcohol sales thread, this will probably actually reduce the amount of drunkenness in the stands as people don't feel as compelled to chug before they get in or sneak in flasks full of straight liquor.

On the other hand, Louisiana. So they'll be plenty shitfaced.

Not my experience in Morgantown, for what it’s worth 

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

Does WVU still have those beer cups that fill up from the bottom? That shit was mesmerizing that first game up there.

[ztejas 43533]

21 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I do. 

[LTtxfan 49351]

LSU player is portal bound....

 

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/07/15/lsu-cb-kelvin-joseph-is-back-in-the-transfer-portal/  

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.

 

This is like when Mexico legalized weed. 

[Burt Macklin 19053]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This is like when Mexico legalized weed. 

Or like when @NorLa Horns learned he was drinking age.

[texifornia 57095]

 

[4th and 5 4915]

9 hours ago, Modessit said:

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.
 

How many fights will be there be during the aggy @ LSU game this year?

 

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Depends on whether you count completely one-sided beatdowns as "fights".

 

You can be sure Aggy will count them all as wins

[sushihorn 3233]

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Edited July 16, 2019 by sushihorn
was supposed to be a quote and response - see below

[sushihorn 3233]

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

LSU player is portal bound....

 

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/07/15/lsu-cb-kelvin-joseph-is-back-in-the-transfer-portal/  

 

Very bad news for LSU.  They need their defense to win games for them.

 

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Very bad news for LSU.  They need their defense to win games for them.
 
 

lol...

[Machinator 32099]

 

[SydneyCarton 48169]

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

You're only 13 hours behind Texifornia. Think it's time to hit the shop for some routine maintenance. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

By the way, the answer is "all of them." Possibly excluding whoever is the QB at BYU this year.

[Goodman 3273]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

By the way, the answer is "all of them." Possibly excluding whoever is the QB at BYU this year.

You Sir, do not understand the power of floating in Provo. 

[billy_bats 168]

This may have been posted elsewhere, but I thought this was a pretty good read on Herman's offense by one of the LSU shillers:

https://www.andthevalleyshook.com/2019/7/16/20692258/2019-lsu-football-scouting-texas-longhorns-football-tom-herman-sam-ehlinger

[BrazilHorn 6633]

Two members of LSU secondary on Top 10 DB list along with Caden Sterns per USA Today 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/07/17/college-football-10-best-defensive-backs-2019-season/1743472001/

[ButtFumble 5183]

saw this on another forum

Troy kid has moxie

https://twitter.com/BobbyO504/status/1150851126377504770

 

Edited July 17, 2019 by ButtFumble

[SHOOTER12 8827]

On 7/15/2019 at 1:59 PM, Modessit said:

On 7/15/2019 at 1:25 PM, Machinator said:

There's no LSU 2020 thread, so this will have to do.
 

How many fights will be there be during the aggy @ LSU game this year?

'bout eleventy billion

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

LSU is gonna get fucked by 10 Ron Jeremy dicks for 4 quarters, just like their incestuous cousins Georgia. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There is a temptation to think that the reason Herman was able to abuse Aranda in their previous meetings was that Herman was playing with a significant talent advantage.

I certainly hope Aranda himself views it that way. The more obvious reality, though, is that Herman's offenses historically do a very efficient job of generating numbers advantages in confined spaces in multiple ways on consecutive plays using the same personnel. 

LSU will certainly have more talent on defense than anybody Texas played last year, but I still wouldn't rate their D as any tougher than TCU to move on. I'd rather face LSU's bulkier front 7, even with their world class DBs. Aranda is really good, but he's no Gary Patterson.

[6th Street 6499]

Need to avoid the lethal 3 and out + shanked punt combo. It will be tough to rally against LSU if we fall behind by 2 scores early. That Defense will destroy a one-dimensional attack. 

[Scholz 11959]

Fuck LSU.  Bring it.

[stork642 4498]

On 7/14/2019 at 11:31 PM, The Golden Hat said:

I'll be at the game with my girlfriend, my cousin, and his wife. All three LSU grads. And somehow all three semi-normal people.

I hope we kick their ass. 

Be careful with the phrase “my girlfriend, my cousin” when LSU is part of the subject matter.  People will assume they are one in the same.  

Edited July 17, 2019 by stork642

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

On 7/15/2019 at 10:07 PM, texifornia said:

 

Since I looked at both hands, does he get to hit both of my arms?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're only 13 hours behind Texifornia. Think it's time to hit the shop for some routine maintenance. 

The software upgrade didn’t work.

[texifornia 57095]

Interesting article from an LSU perspective. This dude loved him some Andrew Beck.

 

[Hank_Hill 18894]

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

 That Defense will destroy a one-dimensional attack. 

Is chucking it up blindly to your 6'5" receiver every play for 7 OTs considered one dimensional?

[deft 6879]

Interesting article from an LSU perspective. This dude loved him some Andrew Beck.
 

Bruh....

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Enchubben 5510]

On 7/16/2019 at 12:19 PM, Machinator said:

 

Gdam I feel better about our chances after seeing this tweet. What a goober 

[SaucyJack 3503]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Gdam I feel better about our chances after seeing this tweet. What a goober 

[markstanco 12608]

Gdam I feel better about our chances after seeing this tweet. What a goober 

Funny...

[Zavala 1384]

so uh, NCAA14 rosters finally have TEXAS and LSU updated for this year..

PSN: vikesfan059

[Goodman 3273]

22 minutes ago, Zavala said:

so uh, NCAA14 rosters finally have TEXAS and LSU updated for this year..

PSN: vikesfan059

How many turnovers did LSU have?

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

10 minutes ago, Goodman said:

How many turnovers did LSU have?

tree fiddy?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

On 7/15/2019 at 10:07 PM, texifornia said:

 

80's MTV is best MTV

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

How many turnovers did LSU have?

lol only a desperation drive interception

Texas 35

LSU 31

Playing on Heisman of course, goal line stand forced a FG was the difference.

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

lol only a desperation drive interception

Texas 35

LSU 31

Playing on Heisman of course, goal line stand forced a FG was the difference.

I'll be very disappointed if our Defense gives up 31 to those retards. This has to mean we gave them a couple of scores with turnovers/ST's. 

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

I'll be very disappointed if our Defense gives up 31 to those retards. This has to mean we gave them a couple of scores with turnovers/ST's. 

What was really cute is the CPU came out playing wide open nu-LSU offense. I stopped that, then they switched to power and option, and had some success. 

I have a feeling it's going to be like that, their buttholes are going to clinch after a pick or strip sack. They gonna try to revert to some SECSEC power football and get predictable as fuck.

[TreatyOak 16420]