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  On 3/19/2025 at 2:54 PM, MissingInAction said:

Thanks so much!

I've already decided I won't let my arm be amputated. If that's the only option then I'm cashing out and heading to Yucatan. Hookers and blow until the end.

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Alternative:  when it is time to have an unwanted amputation, arrange to have a famished ferret start eating that arm.  Eventually, you will wind up begging them to take the arm off - or at least remove the not-so famished ferret. 

Remember, J.D.  still means “Doctor”. 

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  On 3/20/2025 at 12:37 AM, Gatorubet said:

Alternative:  when it is time to have an unwanted amputation, arrange to have a famished ferret start eating that arm.  Eventually, you will wind up begging them to take the arm off - or at least remove the not-so famished ferret. 

Remember, J.D.  still means “Doctor”. 

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Yeah, but why would anyone get an LLM - It's a downgrade. 

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  On 3/20/2025 at 12:19 AM, Gatorubet said:
I’m not trying to be a dick, but how long did it take before you had a giant lump?  Did you wake up in morning and go damn! - or did it grow over time?

In fairness, he was waiting for the lump to get big enough so he could run for city council.
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Posted (edited)
  On 3/20/2025 at 12:15 AM, RDCanecutter said:

I bet you'll get to keep your arm, but if I'm wrong, demand to keep it and get it taxidermied with maybe some lead weights inserted.

Then you stick it up the sleeve of your shirt so it looks like a regular arm. Go to your least favorite bar, pick a fight, then seemingly rip your own arm off and just go to town WHALIN on folks with it.

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If you really lose your arm, can you get with Thujone and taxidermy it with that Coop statue arm?  I really hope you keep your arm, but if you don't, that's the next best thing.

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autocorrect sux
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Posted
  On 3/19/2025 at 2:54 PM, MissingInAction said:

Thanks so much!

I've already decided I won't let my arm be amputated. If that's the only option then I'm cashing out and heading to Yucatan. Hookers and blow until the end.

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My wife has (currently in remission fingers crossed) sarcoma as well, I know it has been said a couple times but call MDA today and get setup with a consult. 

In Austin Ronald Williams at the Dell/UT medical center is also a Sarcoma specialist. 

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Posted
  On 3/20/2025 at 10:23 AM, MissingInAction said:

It was noticeable back around Thanksgiving.thought it was tennis elbow.

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I had an elbow bursa flare up and fill with fluid.  I did not see a doctor about it, but waited about nine months and it finally went away.    

I guess as we get older, anytime something looks out of the ordinary we should go see a doc. 

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Posted
  On 3/20/2025 at 2:16 PM, Gatorubet said:

I had an elbow bursa flare up and fill with fluid.  I did not see a doctor about it, but waited about nine months and it finally went away.    

I guess as we get older, anytime something looks out of the ordinary we should go see a doc. 

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Unfortunately I think thats the age we are at now, if something does to go away after a few weeks you might want to get it checked out…

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I remember pissing coagulated gobbets of blood back in 2018. Looked like bloody sinuses rindy-snot-strings flying out my dick. I was just gonna wait for it to clear up, but my wife had her own ideas so I went and wasted some $ at the doc in the box.

Sure, sure, massive kidney tumor. But if I hadn't gone, I would have saved us a shitload of money.

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Posted (edited)
  On 3/20/2025 at 11:41 AM, hornbri said:

My wife has (currently in remission fingers crossed) sarcoma as well, I know it has been said a couple times but call MDA today and get setup with a consult. 

In Austin Ronald Williams at the Dell/UT medical center is also a Sarcoma specialist. 

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That's my guy. Seeing him next week.

A friend whose mother has suffered this ailemt for years will be with me during consultation.

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Xavier sux
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  On 3/20/2025 at 5:25 PM, MissingInAction said:

That's my guy. Seeing him next week.

A friend whose mother has suffered this ailemt for years will be with me during consultation.

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That’s great. I know a lot of doctors and they have overwhelming positive things to say about Dr. Williams 

I am going to warn you, he is very direct and no nonsense. That is what we needed but just want you to be aware as you walk in. 

If you at any point want to talk to my wife about her treatment and experience please PM me, we will set it up. 

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  On 3/20/2025 at 5:31 PM, hornbri said:

That’s great. I know a lot of doctors and they have overwhelming positive things to say about Dr. Williams 

I am going to warn you, he is very direct and no nonsense. That is what we needed but just want you to be aware as you walk in. 

If you at any point want to talk to my wife about her treatment and experience please PM me, we will set it up. 

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Thank you. The support has been overwhelming and helped with the psych stress.

 

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Damn, MIA, sorry you're going through this. Glad to hear you've got the top doc in Austin for your needs.

You're gonna kick its ass, and I'm hoping to see you again at Eeyore's Birthday this year!

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