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11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

2 cycles of fuck me in the face 

I'll be in the hospital for 5 days.

If anyone wants to visit and/or kill me please send a PM.

My friends and I want to borrow your pool since you won’t be using it. Wait - you said PM.

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Posted
On 4/19/2025 at 8:46 AM, MissingInAction said:

Dr. Araujo called me personally to say,

"My goal is to cure you."

Not a strange boner.

That’s awesome, Dr. Linvingston (Also in the Sarcoma floor) said the same thing to my wife.

Knock on wood for both of you!!

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Posted
2 cycles of fuck me in the face 
I'll be in the hospital for 5 days.
If anyone wants to visit and/or kill me please send a PM.

Let me know when. So we can subscribe you to the physical version of Cat Facts.
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Posted
3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Have to get the Borg implant first. So probably week after next.

Yeah, but after that we have a port we can hook you up to skynet I think. 

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Posted
On 4/19/2025 at 12:22 PM, MissingInAction said:

2 cycles of fuck me in the face 

I'll be in the hospital for 5 days.

If anyone wants to visit and/or kill me please send a PM.

These two boys on bicycles came by the house and would not shut up about why I had to read some book they wanted me to read.  I told them I was busy, but you’ll be sitting in the hospital for five days. Go see you.

Posted
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I don't even know. At this point it's completely out of my control.

If they tell you you won the lottery, don't go in to pick up the prize. Sometimes that's just a trap to catch you on outstanding warrants.

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