It's Good to Be King

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20349]

2018 Texas ended the season with the highest AP Poll ranking ever for a four-loss team.

https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=!ABjipnPMmoNNbq4&cid=D7D487A46203D296&id=D7D487A46203D296!173803&parId=root&o=OneUp

 

Texas finished 9th. No other four-loss team has finished better than 10th.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[texaslong 678]

Our losses were better than aggys.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

OU sucks

[Hanrahan 1306]

Fuck ou

[housious 468]

Neg'd for the thread title. 

[orange dream 1241]

We should put up a banner

[Mez2 4022]

you don't put out, he don't get out. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

we also finished ranked in 1996 with five losses, two by > 20 points

even if we do get some weird poll benefit of the doubt because We's Texas, maybe we should stop losing so many fucking games

Edited January 17, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[RoundRobin 828]

You look like the piss boy. 

[Born Burnt 6169]

11 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

You look like the piss boy. 

And you look like a bucket of shit.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Is this surlyags.com?

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Ok. Cool
Hook'em.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 hours ago, housious said:

Neg'd for the thread title. 

Negd for thread. 

[TexasTroll 454]

3 hours ago, housious said:

Neg'd for the thread title. 

Pos rep to even it out...

[Vic Mackey 46937]

We're king now because we are the highest ranked 4 loss team? Seems pretty aggy.

[RPM 26237]

3 hours ago, orange dream said:

We should put up a banner

University Champions

[Fondren & Main 6675]

3 hours ago, orange dream said:

We should put up a banner

In College Station.  That would drive the gomers ape shit.

[Hornius Emeritus 12427]

52 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

We're king now because we are the highest ranked 4 loss team? Seems pretty aggy.

I took it to mean that we get maximum respect from the voters because, even when we've been down, we're still viewed with respect, i.e. as the kings we really are.

[ztejas 43283]

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I took it to mean that we get maximum respect from the voters because, even when we've been down, we're still viewed with respect, i.e. as the kings we really are.

 

[TrashMaster G 17395]

31 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

In College Station.  That would drive the gomers ape shit.

They're already ape shit.

[Bullneck 19027]

5 hours ago, texaslong said:

Our losses were better than aggys.

Yeah, but our last loss was SEC.  Oh, wait . . . .

[Bullneck 19027]

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

we also finished ranked in 1996 with five losses, two by > 20 points

even if we do get some weird poll benefit of the doubt because We's Texas, maybe we should stop losing so many fucking games

Yeah, too much of our talent is swandered.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

We're king now because we are the highest ranked 4 loss team? Seems pretty aggy.

Agreed. It's not even "Duke" or "Baron". Hell, it's not even knighted, let alone anything more than landed gentry. It's not even a baronet.

It's mostly just... you know... a start.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Agreed. It's not even "Duke" or "Baron". Hell, it's not even knighted, let alone anything more than landed gentry. It's not even a baronet.

It's mostly just... you know... a start.

it's something like a layabout, or perhaps a gadfly

[1leggedduck 443]

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

And you look like a bucket of shit.

...wash this.

[Newdoc 3433]

BOMC per agroid

[DaggerHorns 3058]

Jesus titty fucking christ

[Whatever 700]

Unless you are the champion, polls don't mean shit.

Bad thread, nuke from orbit.

[Tex Long 4355]

15 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

15 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Agreed. It's not even "Duke" or "Baron". Hell, it's not even knighted, let alone anything more than landed gentry. It's not even a baronet.

It's mostly just... you know... a start.

it's something like a layabout, or perhaps a gadfly

Lollygaggers. 

 

[Armybrat 40755]

19 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

even if we do get some weird poll benefit of the doubt because We's Texas, maybe we should stop losing so many fucking games

Gottdam THIS!

No more of this Marlyland shit. No more of this struggling with Kansas/Okielite/Rapelor/Tech/Tulsa shit.

More of the 7 game win streaks against those corrupt dirt burglars.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

"best 4 loss team in the country" Didn't we joke about aggy saying shit like this all year after running out of time against the national champion and runner up?  

[BearSchlong 8078]

Holy shit, did I somehow stumble onto baylorfans or whatever the fuck they call it nowadays?

[ztejas 43283]

3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Holy shit, did I somehow stumble onto baylorfans or whatever the fuck they call it nowadays?

Are you looking for www.sexualassaultdepositions.net?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Lollygaggers. 

 

how'd we ever win eight?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are you looking for www.sexualassaultdepositions.net?

 

I read this as sexualassaultpositions.net and I'm not gonna lie, it moved

[Armybrat 40755]

Mr. President? /cr

[gmr548 16533]

Weird, I appear to be on Texags.

Enjoy winning ten games, winning an instant classic in Dallas, and the Sugar Bowl over a really good Georgia team. No need for the "best four loss team EVAR" shit.

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[Valmy77 13125]

I would have preferred to be the lowest Big 12 Championship team ever but whatever.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Valmy77

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

I don't believe any of this until I see tshirts printed. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

57 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I would have preferred to be the lowest Big 12 Championship team ever but whatever.

We're gonna be the first 4 loss team to make the playoffs next season.book it