Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

A man in Ireland repeatedly injected semen into his arm in the hopes that it would cure his back pain. He instead got a subcutaneous abcess and had to get professional help. [via Gizmodo]

Drs. Dunne, Murphy and Rutledge report:

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A 33 year old male was seen complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain. He reported lifting a heavy steel object 3 days prior and his symptoms had progressed ever since. This gentleman had a history of chronic low back pain without neurology. Thorough physical exam of the upper and lower limbs revealed an erythematous papule with a central focus on the medial aspect of his right upper limb. His ASIA score for neurology was normal and non-contributory. The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. ... The case also demonstrates the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research in the form of phased trials inclusive of safety and efficacy assessments.

I'm guessing this means there was an unreported opening of a branch of Texas A&M's medical school in Dublin.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

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[DCA_HORN 725]

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are clean.

[Underdog 28690]

How about just tossing warmed up yogurt on his back? 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Idiot should have known that semen is taken orally, not intravenously. 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Guinness. Not even once. 

[Lhorn 4914]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Idiot should have known that semen is taken orally, not intravenously. 

Or as a suppository 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

But do they call me Jimmy the boat builder?? No!

but you inject yourself with jizz one time!........

[kevwun 15790]

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.

Edited January 18, 2019 by kevwun

[CooterBrown 18014]

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.

Sheckel Shot?

[Trey3216 15346]

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

 

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.

 

30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 

Sheckel Shot?

 

Seed of Galilee 

[George 493]

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

A man in Ireland repeatedly injected semen into his arm in the hopes that it would cure his back pain. He instead got a subcutaneous abcess and had to get professional help. [via Gizmodo]

Drs. Dunne, Murphy and Rutledge report:

I'm guessing this means there was an unreported opening of a branch of Texas A&M's medical school in Dublin.

Gizmodo? More like Jizmodo

[SpiralOut 1813]

Know when someone isn't faking how much pain they're in?  When they start injecting their own jizz.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

18 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Know when someone isn't faking how much pain they're in?  When they start injecting their own jizz.

I don't know, man. Granted, I was wanting to inject it in someone else, but I've faked all sorts of things for that purpose.

[El Diablo 4232]

What a dumbass, he used his own jizz, lol. That's not gonna work.

[woohorn 1131]

Well, the "cells" did come out of his "stem".

[Trey3216 15346]

27 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Well, the "cells" did come out of his "stem".

I’ve been thinking for two hours trying to identify a ‘good’ stem cell joke.   

[Spankytoes 1741]

Seems to help your mom’s tits

[Upgrayedd 5813]

JFC post #20?  We’re slipping.

[Samcro 1]

Come again?

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