The House Oversight Committee 2019

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Churlish

good word

 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[hayden_horn 11362]

jordan going straight misrepresentation. there is absolutely no irony here. none.

[kevwun 15788]

I wish one of the Dems would enter the video of Trump telling reporters to talk to his lawyer, Michael Cohen, about the Stormy Daniels payoff in to the record.

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

Jordan is a real meathead. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

wait, did Jordan just admit something that wasn't common knowledge

[jimmyjazz 45952]

Jordan continues to lie about Cohen's convictions.

[Gap03 3307]

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

can i PLEASE punch jim jordan in the face, yall?  Please!:!?!?!

I think we could make a pretty good dent in the national debt if we let people pay to punch Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Sean Hannity in the face.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, did Jordan just admit something that wasn't common knowledge

I wasn't listening just now. What did he say?

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Jordan continues to lie about Cohen's convictions.

jordan can't help but lie.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Fox News tonight:

[jimmyjazz 45952]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, did Jordan just admit something that wasn't common knowledge

What are you referring to?

[Biff Tannen 45685]

I don't understand the Rs fixation on the 25th amendment being brought up.  Yes, that's what it's there for.  It's in the fucking constitution for a reason.

[Horn Dog 9855]

Come on Cummings....

[kevwun 15788]

They only care about using the 25th if the President is a Democrat.  It doesn't apply to Republicans.

Edited February 27, 2019 by kevwun

[Anastasis 23469]

Just now, Gap03 said:

I think we could make a pretty good dent in the national debt if we let people pay to punch Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Sean Hannity in the face.  

We need to broaden the base if our objective is to retire the debt.  May I submit:

[Horn Dog 9855]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I don't understand the Rs fixation on the 25th amendment being brought up.  Yes, that's what it's there for.  It's in the fucking constitution for a reason.

But its unconstitutional!

[LonghornJudas 1097]

It's really simple, Jim. It's possible to have Cohen and the President BOTH be liars and guilty of committing crimes.

Cohen being one doesn't cancel the other one out.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

What is this summation, Cummings.  

[Pig Bellmont 8718]

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

sHe’S sO dUmB

[kevwun 15788]

That's only going to work on morons that make up the Republican base.  A base that gets smaller every single day.

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

What is this summation, Cummings.  

i feel like he's speaking from the heart, but i'm not sure i know what he's trying to say

[Anastasis 23469]

So gold stars go to :

1. AOC for the Blue Team.

2. Amash for the Red Team (default win).

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

This is painful

[Gap03 3307]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

i feel like he's speaking from the heart, but i'm not sure i know what he's trying to say

[Anastasis 23469]

Replace Cummings with AOC. 

[Todd Gack 432]

anybody else see Droopy when Cohen just sits there emotionless?  anybody?

[hayden_horn 11362]

cummings left the obvious on the table. when you call someone a rat, you are tacitly admitting guilt

[Horn Dog 9855]

If you play the triumphant end of movie music in the background, this speech is must better

[hayden_horn 11362]

cummings getting cohen's waterworks going, which i do think was his goal. if you look at it like that, this speech was masterful

[Chad Fuck 17681]

Cohen going to lose it.

 

[Rimbo 25934]

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoa, that's pretty fucking direct....if Trump loses the 2020 election, Cohen doesn't think there would be a peaceful transfer of power...JFC

Of course there wouldn't be. Trump hasn't shown the Constitution or our form of government anything resembling respect before. Why would he change? Why would he give up the presidency just because he lost an election?

[Pancho 44803]

Um...Cummings is preaching.  This is black church.  

did yall bring ya bibles?  

[4th&Five 41551]

Good stuff from Cummings. 

[Celery Man 20949]

lanny davis just sitting back there like a fart is coming out of his shirt

[hayden_horn 11362]

cummings now going fire and brimstone on the assertion that this is his first hearing. i like this dude.

[Huckleberry 32860]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

So gold stars go to :

1. AOC for the Blue Team.

2. Amash for the Red Team (default win).

Thought Representative Khanna did a pretty decent job, too, in terms of staying focused and attacking an angle. The worst parts of all of these are the people who act emotional and just go for theatrics. I know they work with the bases but if you're appealing to brain stems during a Congressional hearing then fuck you.

[Eggo 3977]

Cummings ended that well. 

[Chad Fuck 17681]

Big finish, fo sho.

 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoa, that's pretty fucking direct....if Trump loses the 2020 election, Cohen doesn't think there would be a peaceful transfer of power...JFC

Thats fine. Send a seal unit to the white house to remove his ass.  Trump will have no choice. He won't have anyone of note backing him. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Um...Cummings is preaching.  This is black church.  

did yall bring ya bibles?  

Yeah, he's bringing it now.  Amen.

[elfenix 34240]

AOC headshotting from across the map

Edited February 27, 2019 by elfenix

[Zombie 284]

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

cummings getting cohen's waterworks going, which i do think was his goal. if you look at it like that, this speech was masterful

Agreed. I thought it was a very effective closing. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

13 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

can i PLEASE punch jim jordan in the face, yall?  Please!:!?!?!

Get in line.

[RPM 26321]

I was impressed with AOC. Pretty much all business and to the point. Surgical strike.

[Anastasis 23469]

Good game thread guys. Time to post-game it by shotgunning a modelo. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

man, saturday night live is going to be fucking LIT

[Zombie 284]

Just now, RPM said:

I was impressed with AOC. Pretty much all business and to the point. Surgical strike.

Yep. Cohen named a bunch of potential lines of interest for investigators. I assume they already know of all these folks, but good to get it on the record. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Good game thread guys. Time to post-game it by shotgunning a modelo. 

somehow i made it through without a single drink. woohoo! but we're getting close to lone star time

[BrickHorn 18234]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Thought Representative Khanna did a pretty decent job, too, in terms of staying focused and attacking an angle. The worst parts of all of these are the people who act emotional and just go for theatrics. I know they work with the bases but if you're appealing to brain stems during a Congressional hearing then fuck you.

I once attended a CLE taught by a stand-up comic who claimed scientific research proved you could be a high-functioning human being with only a brain stem and fluid in your head.  Weirdest 8 hours of my life.