The House Oversight Committee 2019

[Underdog 28,629]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Seemed to be one of his aids. 

Roll-aids? 

[Homercles 10,205]

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME RACIST!
 

Meh, he said ‘Mister’ so obviously he’s not racist

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

36 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME RACIST!

It's like all you have to do these days is a little racism and everyone calls you a racist. 

Edited February 28, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

[bad_teammate 13,195]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

Someone who never faces consequences for anything.

[Hank Kingsley 20,934]

This is only a worthless dog and pony show because an entire political party refuses to hold POTUS accountable for anything. In any normal world today’s hearings would actually matter.

Trump will be gone sooner than later. The problem is the GOP. Vote them all out. 

[Mole 4,333]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I like the way that everytime a sister passes the guards at the door, th shorter guard has to check out her ass

Username checked out.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 

[Francisco 2.0 32,391]

We don't.

But it should be easy enough to compare it.  

 

 

Edited February 28, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[retread 2,951]

It might be. We'll have to call in the handwriting expert.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Why does it not surprise me that trump has one of the dumbest signatures ever. I mean no one could ever claim that one. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20,934]

His signature looks like it says “analthump”. 

*cue smirking Pence closing his eyes and slowly nodding*

[bad_teammate 13,195]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

[Nivek 16,929]

He just fetched coffee and donuts.  Hardly knew him at all.

Tahoe is Cohen?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

[gmr548 16,580]

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

This... Has he never heard of best buy coupons?

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[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Tahoe is Cohen?

 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

Careful, if you say his name one more time he's going to show up and tell us we don't understand politics and ask a bunch of condescending questions. 

[Nivek 16,929]

jordan can't help but lie.

Can he be tried for lying to congress?

[Rimbo 25,932]

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

I believe in redemption.

[Nivek 16,929]

Thats fine. Send a seal unit to the white house to remove his ass.  Trump will have no choice. He won't have anyone of note backing him. 

HPD. Ill tell them i bought heroin from that place of residency.

[Homercles 10,205]

But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 

Looks like a really bad game of Linerider.

[retread 2,951]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

HPD. Ill tell them i bought heroin from that place of residency.

^ A no-knock warrant for the WH. This I gotta see.

Edited February 28, 2019 by retread

[Nivek 16,929]

I believe in redemption.

So he is like Darth Vader? /nerds

[Rimbo 25,932]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

So he is like Darth Vader? /nerds

 

I reckon this would be a tough photoshop, but let's see what we can do.

Bonus points for putting AOC's face on Luke.

[Yuk 1,532]

Who wants to place bets on what this conversation involved?  100% this conversation was recorded.

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/cohen-can-t-disclose-topic-of-last-convo-with-trump-due-to-sdny-investigation-1449250883880

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Just now, Yuk said:

Who wants to place bets on what this conversation involved?

Obstructing justice 

[NWBuck 8,564]

52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

 

[Yuk 1,532]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Obstructing justice 

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

1 minute ago, Yuk said:

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

Good guess and that would be obstruction of justice 

[TexArcher 37,774]

2 minutes ago, Yuk said:

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

Oh please, please, please let this be it.

[TwiceHorn 31,467]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Aren't most reps former lawyers?  They all suck at asking questions.

Very rarely did any of them spend much time practicing law or were many of them very good at it.  They have law degrees because, yknow, they make laws.  Sometimes.

Edited February 28, 2019 by TwiceHorn

[David Dennison 18,856]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Very rarely did any of them spend much time practicing law or were many of them very good at it.

The ones who were good at it tend to wind up in the Senate.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Crazy how the 28 year old bartender came off as the only one with prosecutorial experience in that hearing. 

[HenryJames 66,052]

 

[happyfunball 481]

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

3 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

Little bit of both

[Coors yellow belly 105]

Donald Trump literally signed off on a monthly installment check for 35k to Cohen for the Stormy payment. So yea

[Huckleberry 32,859]

3 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

You seem genuinely interested in the testimony. Excellent jump-in and an excellent question.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

This is the dumbest timeline

[Teddy KGB 1]

6 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

Yes.

How does Trumps dick taste?

[JimmyJames 12,271]

The resident surly trolls have been awfully quiet today. Are they coming back soon? Is it safe now or have the talking points not quite arrived yet? 

[elfenix 34,239]

But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 

lurmf?

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

I wonder how much of how the republicans acted today was due to what was said in yesterday’s senate testimony?  No questions about Trump whatsoever because they knew the answers and were afraid of them.  All they have at this point is character attacks.

[shnsajax 3,591]

 

There is a tiny tiny tiny part of me that thinks Kelly Ann is a mole in the WF spreading bullshit to stick around, only cause of George Conway of course.

[jimmyjazz 45,944]

I just caught a bit of Buck Sexton's show on AM radio. 

(No, I'm not a masochist, it was on the dial because I was listening to Jeff Ward and Ed Clements earlier.)

(OK, I guess I am a masochist.)

Anyway, it was all poor Buck could do to muster up the effort to slay this dog/pony show for the sham it was, and point out how desperate the Dems were, and oh by the way did you realize Michael Cohen is a liar?  I don't begrudge the right for their view so much as I begrudge them for how fucking LAZY they are.  There is plenty out there to criticize, and they always latch onto the wrong things.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,793]

SIAP 

 

 

[achooloco 1,072]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

Careful, if you say his name one more time he's going to show up and tell us we don't understand politics and ask a bunch of condescending questions. 

If he brings donuts, i’m cool with it...

[Biff Tannen 45,683]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I like that he stressed a return to normalcy. We're gonna debate a lot of shit for a long time, but we gotta get past calling each other names. We have to be better than now.

We?  I believe the name calling is 90%+ on the R side.

[Horn Dog 9,854]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wouldn’t it be great if we could go from this to this....

Edited February 28, 2019 by Horn Dog