The House Oversight Committee 2019

[softlynow 1,814]

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He has to survive 614 days.... How long did this investigation take to get to court? I think he survives, but is tarnished and has no hopes. He elects to not rerun (cleaning the swamp) and hands off to some limp dick who will pardon him.

He’s gonna get desperate soon. If he seeks advice from the Kremlin, I’ll be concerned that the next distraction play involves serious violence, something making caging children look quaint. If he sticks with the Miller/Kushner/Junior braintrust, i’ll be concerned about the stress on my body from the uncontrollable laughing. 

[David Dennison 18,856]

45 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Where's the Russians and collusion?  

Trump Tower and Grand Havana, just to name two places.

[InkaUtexas 25,934]

2 minutes ago, softlynow said:

He’s gonna get desperate soon. If he seeks advice from the Kremlin, I’ll be concerned that the next distraction play involves serious violence, something making caging children look quaint. If he sticks with the Miller/Kushner/Junior braintrust, i’ll be concerned about the stress on my body from the uncontrollable laughing. 

Go with the latter. These boys are pretty close and most know what their oath means. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,461]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,942]

49 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Where's the Russians and collusion?  

English, do you speak it?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Every woman in America - “Same, girl, same.”

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

Cohen's testimony just feels like that point in the Hindenberg footage down in your gut where you know there's only a best scenario and that's disastrous.

[Pig Bellmont 8,718]

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

lololol too late asshole!

[jimmyjazz 45,942]

Gaetz should be brought up on charges.

[Brisketexan 105,135]

Man....y’all remember when it was a reflection of conservative values that we HAD to impeach the president for lying...about a blowjob? I sure do. Actually agreed with it too, because lying undermines the very rule of law that the president is charged with upholding.

Trump lying about a blowjob wouldn’t even move the needle when put up against all the other shit he’s lied and deceived about. But those conservative values, about honesty and the rule of law....man....they musta gotten caught in a black hole or something.

Republicans, we’re all looking at you, and laughing at you. You’re making glorious fucking asses of yourselves.

[Patrick Bateman 3,913]

8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

They should censure his ass..... and then throw him off committee.

 

 

Edited February 28, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[Bama Chick 28,596]

BITCHES

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DONE

[tucker 238]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

BITCHES

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Edited February 28, 2019 by tucker

[gmr548 16,580]

39 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

The Republican president committing felonies while in office is not impeachable for tjhooker. 

Just say it coward

fify

[Coors yellow belly 105]

The bitch that turned Meadows into a bitch is cool

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

BITCHES

GET

SHIT

DONE

AOC should give senior ranking Republican Jordan some composure lessons. Maybe ease him into remedial rhetorical questioning. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Please gaze upon the breathtaking stupidity of the latest Trumpkin hot take resulting from today’s hearing -

[hayden_horn 11,362]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

CRY MORE NBINCH

I have to say rhis was my favorite moment today. This dude marched a token black out there. Not several. ONE. If you are captain "i am not a racist, ask my black friend the chairman" you fucking lose the argument shitbag, after all the partisan shit you pulled today.

[Rimbo 25,932]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Good luck getting those worms back into that can

[Mdhorn 5,949]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Please gaze upon the breathtaking stupidity of the latest Trumpkin hot take resulting from today’s hearing -
 

I like this response in the comments: If I drive drunk, but I didn't INTEND to drive drunk I'm still gonna get arrested for driving drunk.

[Rimbo 25,932]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....y’all remember when it was a reflection of conservative values that we HAD to impeach the president for lying...about a blowjob? I sure do. Actually agreed with it too, because lying undermines the very rule of law that the president is charged with upholding.

Trump lying about a blowjob wouldn’t even move the needle when put up against all the other shit he’s lied and deceived about. But those conservative values, about honesty and the rule of law....man....they musta gotten caught in a black hole or something.

Republicans, we’re all looking at you, and laughing at you. You’re making glorious fucking asses of yourselves.

To be fair, I was one of those guys who thought Clinton should've been impeached and convicted for perjury.

And I'm one of those guys who thinks Trump should finish his term from the inside of a very dark prison cell.

Call me weird, but I expect the president to not commit crimes, before OR during his time in office.

Whether there's an R or a D next to his name is irrelevant. And it shouldn't be relevant.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

Careful, if you say his name one more time he's going to show up and tell us we don't understand politics and ask a bunch of condescending questions. 

Thank god I stole his username on the migration, parked it on a fake email I don't remember, and he got pissy and left. That guy was the fucking worst. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

To be fair, I was one of those guys who thought Clinton should've been impeached and convicted for perjury.

And I'm one of those guys who thinks Trump should finish his term from the inside of a very dark prison cell.

Call me weird, but I expect the president to not commit crimes, before OR during his time in office.

Whether there's an R or a D next to his name is irrelevant. And it shouldn't be relevant.

The USA has a completely backwards criminal justice system. It punishes those who commit crimes that have zero effect on 99.9999999 percent of the American population and let go the crimes committed by politicians/police/corporations that have massive consequences to almost every American. 

Some guy whacks his wife in Iowa it's terrible but it doesn't affect me or you or anyone who doesn't know them. These corrupt republican politicians passing corrupt legislation and taking campaign contribution bribes negatively impacts every one of us. 

Yet the guy who killed his wife is the only one doing prison time. Probably why we're quickly becoming the country that was gifted every advantage possible by 200 years of predecessors only to fuck it all up and go down in flames. The generations of Americans alive today are the embodiment of Donald Trump. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

25 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I like this response in the comments: If I drive drunk, but I didn't INTEND to drive drunk I'm still gonna get arrested for driving drunk.

Not to mention he did try to win he just didn't think he would. Also, most of the defrauding of the American people has occurred since he took office so kind of blows that dipshit out of the water. 

[UncleCharlie 334]

2 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Where's the Russians and collusion?  

Hey Russia, if you're listening....I hope you can find those 30,000 missing e-mails.- Roger Stone told me Wikileaks had them already.

Edited February 28, 2019 by UncleCharlie

[henrygandorf 29,191]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Please gaze upon the breathtaking stupidity of the latest Trumpkin hot take resulting from today’s hearing -
 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol The blonde lady that was making the hilarious faces behind Cohen today was Dr. Dena Grayson.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Catching up on today but when you look at DWS don't you just think Florida. Shitty perm hair, hasn't been washed in a week, obviously fake eyelashes, tons of sun damage to the face.

 

Irregardless of her politics she matches her state perfectly.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

That's taking it to a whole 'nuther level of stupidity.

[Jack Straw 2,954]

5 hours ago, Coors yellow belly said:

The president committing felonies while in office is not impeachable for 99%+ of Republicans. 

Fixed 

[HenryJames 66,051]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol The blonde lady that was making the hilarious faces behind Cohen today was Dr. Dena Grayson.


 

Would.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Uh oh

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

[HenryJames 66,051]

You've chosen to ignore content by tjhooker.

[Atx71 146]

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

LOL even though he has blocked me he has posted about me about 10x in the last 24 hrs.

Need a tissue? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uh oh

 

Drag his ass in front of Congress. 

[HenryJames 66,051]

 

[Homercles 10,205]

Thank god I stole his username on the migration, parked it on a fake email I don't remember, and he got pissy and left. That guy was the fucking worst. 

Lol I did the same for Swam

[Homercles 10,205]

LOL even though he has blocked me he has posted about me about 10x in the last 24 hrs.  Good ol' Henry thinks it to be an insult but makes him look petty and obsessed to be honest with letting the world know he doesn't see posts from tjhooker.  Over and over and over again.  I find it comical.

Yeah but he didn’t get a whiny post deleted in PiHB

[HenryJames 66,051]

 

[Atx71 146]

6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

 

Yeah but he didn’t get a whiny post deleted in PiHB

 

Careful Homercles, TJ is a "last worder." His retorts will get progressively worse until you are so embarrassed for him, you just let it go. 

[Pancho 44,792]

 

[Jack Straw 2,954]

12 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

I was stupid.

shocker

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is nearly right but it should be more like this:

13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 

How many of our lawyers here use the Esq title?  I have an idea dotard insisted he use it to make Trump look classier, having and Esq under his employ. 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

9 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Yeah the basic approach on talk radio this morning is  geared toward people who didn't watch, and morons (or both).  The whole thing was horrible for democrats, and the only thing Cohen didn't lie about was no collusion.  And none of the things discussed about Trump affects any American - not your schools, your paycheck, it doesn't matter.  I have way more contempt for the media people who push this narrative than for the stupid clods that buy it.  And that's saying something.

 

Edited February 28, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[HenryJames 66,051]

1 minute ago, pyrohornIII said:

How many of our lawyers here use the Esq title?  I have an idea dotard insisted he use it to make Trump look classier, having and Esq under his employ. 

 

@Brisketexan probably.

Edited February 28, 2019 by HenryJames

[Homercles 10,205]

Careful Homercles, TJ is a "last worder." His retorts will get progressively worse until you are so embarrassed for him, you just let it go. 

[Atx71 146]

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah the basic approach on talk radio this morning is  geared toward people who didn't watch, and morons (or both).  The whole thing was horrible for democrats, and the only thing Cohen didn't lie about was no collusion.  And none of the things discussed about Trump affects any American - not your schools, your paycheck, it doesn't matter.  I have way more contempt for the media people who push this narrative than for the stupid clods that buy it.  And that's saying something.

 

There was some strong rebuttal of the details of the Cohen accusations by the Pubs. 🤣

[Teddy KGB 1]

15 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoa, that's pretty fucking direct....if Trump loses the 2020 election, Cohen doesn't think there would be a peaceful transfer of power...JFC

 

15 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Cohen and Donny Deutsch, who both personally know Trump, say he is capable of this.  The GOP has shown 0 willingness to stand up to him.  You're a fucking fool if you don't think this is a possibility, but yeah roll your eyes.

[bad_teammate 13,195]

If by "not peaceful" you mean "tanks in the streets", then I'm with Anastasis.

If by "not peaceful" you mean "howling at the media, rancorous nonsense, burning everything on the way out, casting accusations and demanding investigations", then I'm not.

I see zero possibility that Trump leaves office in a way that befits the normal, publicly amicable, transition of power in the US. And that's not for nothing. I'm not a huge ~decorum~ guy in politics, but in the elite halls of power those little niceties are what keep people from dying later on.