USMNT 2019

[kingkoopa6 8365]

Fuck yea!!! Let’s go sarge!

[ztejas 43467]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He is

I know, I'm just being super salty right now. I'm in Mckennie's corner. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

It's the Beerholder's secret weapon.

LOVITZ!!!

On 7/7/2019 at 10:56 PM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Daniel Lovitz is Berhalter’s answer??

 

[Braff Zacklin 13616]

Man, Berhalter loves him some Lovitz.

[Captain Ron 12883]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Man, Berhalter loves him some Lovitz.

He's so good. He's the greatest! He's so great, if he puts the ball into the net it counts as TWO GOALS!!

[Braff Zacklin 13616]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

He's so good. He's the greatest! He's so great, if he puts the ball into the net it counts as TWO GOALS!!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

I feel like it’s just impossible with Berhalter as the coach.  I have zero faith with him at the helm and it won’t change when his brother runs the USMNT.

So much young talent and we’re gonna piss it away with this fucking clown. 

Edited September 7, 2019 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

Lovitz gets beat approximately 8 seconds after getting on the field.  Nice.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

Would be nice to get out of our defensive end for a sec

[ztejas 43467]

It's amazing that Tyler Adams might be the only thing that keeps this team from looking like dogshit on a game to game basis. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

This does feel like the Gold Cup Final. We can't do shit this half.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

This does feel like the Gold Cup Final. We can't do shit this half.

Berhalter is the Greg Davis of us soccer.

[Bottlecap 1523]

We cant even get ginger a touch

[kingkoopa6 8365]

Becky g dude

[Bottlecap 1523]

pass it to another person in red dipshits

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

fuck that

[kingkoopa6 8365]

Lol wtf

[Bottlecap 1523]

they fuckin deserve that for that idiot ass negative passing. bound to happen. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GERG.

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

Fuck's sake Steffan.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Fucking garbage.  Get Berhalter the fuck out of there.

[ztejas 43467]

Honestly at this point I wish Mexico had've scored 3 goals to make Berhalter look more like a piece of shit than he already is. 

I typed this before I saw the 2nd so more like 4 goals. 

Fucking trainwreck. This is the lowest point of USMNT (considering the talent we have) in what, 20 years? 30 years?

Edited September 7, 2019 by ztejas

[Jersey Man10 3537]

DOS A CERO

[Captain Ron 12883]

Our back line sucks.

[UDontKnow 10447]

With that kind of lackadaisical effort, the team should just walk off of the field. Utterly inexcusable.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

It’s not on Stefan.  It’s on Berhalter.  We’ve been playing out of the back all match.  Twellmans analysis is fucking pointless.  

Gerg has proven time and again he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

DOS A CERO

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

dammit

[Captain Ron 12883]

Like I said about Morris - ZERO.

[JNip 132]

54 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Yep. Looks like emery’s strategy with arsenal against liverpool. Just with much worst coaches and players trying to execute. 

Lol. You forgot the part where Mexico is playing against shitty defenders. 

[Zepol87 9188]

This is fucking embarrassing. Fuck this shoot. Jersey man I'm gonna beat your ass one day

[ztejas 43467]

Honestly if I was Pulisic I wouldn't even suit up for this abortion anymore. Focus on your career. Fuck this play 90 hard minutes in dogshit friendlies nonsense. 

[Zepol87 9188]

Lol. You forgot the part where Mexico is playing against shitty defenders. 

Suck my dick

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

fuck

[kingkoopa6 8365]

Yikes 

[Bottlecap 1523]

pour it on. fuck greg

[MillerEP 30491]

Blehh

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

Take the fucking L Greg.  You deserve it.

[Captain Ron 12883]

Well there's 3. Another break down of the D.

 

Beerholder was a waste.

[Braff Zacklin 13616]

Eh, it's only a friendly.

[Jersey Man10 3537]

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.

This is fucking embarrassing. Fuck this shoot. Jersey man I'm gonna beat your ass one day

TRES A CERO

SORRY GUEY

[!!!HOTDOGS!!! 31]

fuck morris

[ztejas 43467]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Eh, it's only a friendly.

I really, really, really, really hope you aren't serious. 

(and I'm assuming you're being sarcastic)

Edited September 7, 2019 by ztejas

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

TRES A CERO

SORRY GUEY

Go punch your dad.

[JNip 132]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Suck my dick

Tranquilo güey, ni al caso. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Go punch your dad.

Or maybe that was Jnip.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

At least we’re going to fuck up LSU tomorrow.

[Knoxtnhorn 6047]

Wait.  Who was the Mexican fan that made up a story about a death in the family or somesuch during a game?  Anyone recall that?

[kingkoopa6 8365]

 Jordan!!!!

[JNip 132]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.

I get your point but you forget that this is a team that didn’t even qualified to the World Cup and looks worse than they did when they ended 5th place in the Hex. You should be concerned. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

Fuck yes give Sargent the ball. CP knowing what's up.