USMNT 2019

[IPoopOnWhoop 106]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We can't fuck this one up. 

 

Right?

Jesus what a depressing lineup

[shnsajax 3607]

Jesus what a depressing lineup

I was a little excited to watch this till I just now saw the lineup. Reminded me of watching the 2013 fucking Cubs.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1647]

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  I’ve never seen anyone that plays at this level have a worst first touch.

Edited June 19, 2019 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[ztejas 44328]

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  

Really? Because he's probably the 5th or 6th best player in that lineup. At worst. 

Not that that's a testament to his play. 

[shnsajax 3607]

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  

If he was actually running with concrete bricks on his feet I would enjoy it a little bit. Now it’s just sad.

[shnsajax 3607]

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

[ztejas 44328]

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

This does feel like a default win with Pulisic playing. Were he not, I honestly would not put it past these guys to somehow find a way to draw. Loved Donovan looking at the lineup like goddammit what the fuck happened to us.

Also Kate Abdo could come straight out of being lost for 2 weeks in a Panamanian jungle and I'd still let her sit on my face.

[SimonBolivar 11080]

Everyone must be nervous to play a South American giant.

[Captain Ron 13140]

Why haven't we scored yet?

[ztejas 44328]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Why haven't we scored yet?

Bradley has been absolute shit for the first 90 seconds

[RamjetFDO 10656]

Bradley has been absolute shit for the first 90 seconds

Can't believe we haven't made all 3 subs yet.

[ztejas 44328]

This lineup is so shitty we can't even play Pulisic where he should be. 

[Trey3216 15458]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bradley has been absolute shit for the last 90 months

FIFY

[ztejas 44328]

What the fuck is wrong with McKinnie. 3 touches 3 poor plays to start. 

[Zepol87 9365]

We using this or the cops Oro thread?

[Zepol87 9365]

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

Nah 5 isn't happening

[SimonBolivar 11080]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

We using this or the cops Oro thread?

Probably should use the other thread. This is back to being the Mexico invitational thanks to USSF.

[ztejas 44328]

I don't know why we have a gold cup thread. there should be a USMNT thread and an El Tri thread for anyone that wants to post on the Mexico games. 

[Captain Ron 13140]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't know why we have a gold cup thread. there should be a USMNT thread and an El Tri thread for anyone that wants to post on the Mexico games. 

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

[Trey3216 15458]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

JNip could talk to himself and sound important 

[ztejas 44328]

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

I think there are a few Mexico fans that post here, right? 

I mean I doubt anyone is watching any of the games not involving the US - but that's kind of my point.

I was going to say or is it just JNip^ 😂

Edited June 19, 2019 by ztejas

[Trey3216 15458]

Fucking Bradley has bombed 2 through the end line.  

 

Breh, we’re trying to graduate from Bomb and Chase 

[Zepol87 9365]

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

[ztejas 44328]

Boyd what in the fuck was that you Kiwi cunt

[Bottlecap 1523]

I do like Boyd so far. At least against our shit assed confed.

[Trey3216 15458]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

Preferably in early February 

[shnsajax 3607]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

We can get shitfaced a lot easier in Minn than Columbus. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

its so fuckin painful watching MB90 limp around the center of the pitch. All his bones are calcified by now.

[Bottlecap 1523]

LOL zardes stone touch nets one. well maybe not.

[ztejas 44328]

Offsides but that was a great touch by Zardes. I think I rate him a bit more than some of you. 

[RamjetFDO 10656]

Nice nipple twist, but deflected

[Hagbard Celine 11337]

welp, looks like the word from on high was "DON'T LOSE"

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1647]

I’ll concede that Zardes’s touch has been better tonight

[ztejas 44328]

you gotta net that Chris. You shouldn't have to but the rest of this squad is embarassing. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

I could live with Lima on the back line. Can he play LB when yedlin comes back?

[Hagbard Celine 11337]

and see, i start bitching, and we score

[RamjetFDO 10656]

Nipple!

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1647]

That McKennie kid is pretty good

[Bottlecap 1523]

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

[ztejas 44328]

Just now, Bottlecap said:

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

Oh hush.

 

McKinnie has really turned it around after a poor start. 

[kingkoopa6 8766]

Holy shit nipple!

[shnsajax 3607]

Well that was a pathetic chance by Boyd.

[ztejas 44328]

Boyd has a great cross game - I just don't understand why he made that terrible decision to shoot earlier. 

[Zepol87 9365]

Great finish

[Firemans4Horn 18549]

I need a gif of the eagle man face palm. 

[ztejas 44328]

If I had a dollar for every time Tim Ream loses someone in the box

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1647]

Lima having a nice last 10 min.

[LonghornJudas 1138]

Little bit of ass to mouth injury there.

[Napoleon 8865]

8 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

Not a fan either, but that was a good strike. 

[gsoda3 3365]

I’ll concede that Zardes’s touch has been better tonight

Zardes's first touch has gotten magically better over the past year. I don't know what happened. Night and day difference than what he used to be.