Texas recruiting notes 2019

[KYHorn 17,058]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The tag is an accessory, you have to buy it separately.

Ripe for some witty photoshopping. 

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

“Be better than the gap . . . “

[Wishbone 4,760]

Looks like his shoes are on the wrong feet. Maybe he should look at that tag, it probably has “L or R” on it.

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I still can't get over the day before NSD wedding.

  

Everything happens on Tuesday. 

[Skipper 6,135]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I still can't get over the day before NSD wedding.

 

Looking at this ridiculous picture and that's what you can't get over?

[Magus Ossis 2,800]

Recruiting writers are apparently very different. This is the second time in two days I initially had trouble believing the portrayals linked here were real.

[RGBIII 22,840]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Imagine going through an old photo album and seeing that your grandfather wore this for his wedding

[fellside 1,114]

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

[RichUT 1,832]

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Is this real?

It's only real if the shoes on his feet are not actually Off White branded.  Authentic Off White shoes (either the stand alone brand or their collabs with Nike) come with the tag already attached to the shoe.  In EJ's case, I think he's wearing actual Off White shoes.

Dude looks like a total tool regardless.  

[Tex Pete 20,354]

Thank God she's only a cardboard cutout. A real woman would have walked out.

Also, if the hallway floods, EJ's pants won't get wet. Good thinking, EJ.

[rickyspub 801]

 

Just now, RGBIII said:

Imagine going through an old photo album and seeing that your grandfather wore this for his wedding

Now imagine yourself in a post-Apocalyptic dystopia, then hell you live in makes much more sense.

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

Do you even #nontraditional, bro?

[EZ$ 2,105]

....and he’s still not as embarrassing as Looch and Hamm.

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Thank God she's only a cardboard cutout. A real woman would have walked out.

 

Beards gonna beard...

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

So he zip-tied the knot?  

Rock me. 

[texifornia 56,961]

Just now, EZ$ said:

....and he’s still not as embarrassing as Looch and Hamm.

And as mentioned upthread, his UT affiliation is just his day job. He's an SMU guy at heart.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

I really don’t know about this as a general matter.  He didn’t actually go to Texas, so in that sense he’s not embarrassing to us.  But just as a general matter - I mean this is tough to beat.

Yet Hamm and Looch easily beat him out. They're beyond pathetic.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine going through an old photo album and seeing that your grandfather wore this for his wedding

That just the photo you see of grandmas first husband to warn you about making stupid decisions.

[Newy25 7,668]

4 minutes ago, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

Wearing a hat to a formal event. That's all I needed to see to form my opinion. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

26 minutes ago, sidis said:

he looks like someone who got scammed by the fyre festival.

Of the two, I'd say it's fairly apparent that she was the one who got scammed.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Wearing a hat to a formal event. That's all I needed to see to form my opinion. 

Don't be talking shit about Mr. Peanut.

[Lonestar88 4,664]

27 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

There's a lot to attack there.

But the most egregious is that he wore A HAT to his own wedding?

what the actual fuck

He has to be going bald.

 

5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

....and he’s still not as embarrassing as Looch and Hamm.

He's making it a race though.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

I just want to know what sort of mental irregularities you have to possess to set down your razor in the morning, look in the mirror, and think “Yeah, that’s perfect”

[Richter 2,259]

Wow, she did a really good job hiding her penis.

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Wow, she did a really good job hiding her penis.

Oh man. 

[Sabalo 994]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Help me out. I'm sure in this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Sabalo

[Bruh Man 3,160]

so much drip.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Bruh Man

[HuntinHorn 975]

He must be expecting a flood...

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, Sabalo said:

Help me out. I'm surein this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

http://www.comme-des-garcons.com/

[texifornia 56,961]

Just now, Sabalo said:

Help me out. I'm surein this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

Comme des Garçons: http://www.comme-des-garcons.com/

Imagining him in a cartel was good for a laugh, though.

[sushihorn 3,233]

5 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He has to be going bald.

Why can't he do it with dignity and a visor.  You know, like this guy:

[Wishbone 4,760]

17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine going through an old photo album and seeing that your grandfather wore this for his wedding

By that point in our generational evolution, they will marvel and chuckle at how conservative the attire was in his day.

[DaysOff 7,951]

niiiiice tits.

[Katfid54 8,633]

Remember like two years ago when EJ said that he was "in the process of getting engaged"?  How the fuck does that get up and venue take more than like 14 days to plan for?

[satyanash 14,485]

 

[texifornia 56,961]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Remember like two years ago when EJ said that he was "in the process of getting engaged"?  How the fuck does that get up and venue take more than like 14 days to plan for?

He had to plan the honeymoon. Which is in Prague (surprisingly fun and culturally engaging choice, but BRR in February), so give it a month out to book plane tickets and hotels.

[closetojumping 62,725]

I started calling EJ Holland a know-nothing hack of an assclown on 24/7 3 years ago when he showed up. He was mobbed for autographs by the likes of LotusHorn, VaHorn and other goobers of their ilk. This all because he was a 23 year old hired to cover recruits for a UT site.

He knew jack shit, but he was going to act entitled and tell you how fucking hard he worked and how smart he was. So I mocked him on an ongoing basis and he had the thinnest skin of any of these dildos this side of Taylor Hamm. He exploded one day after I told him he had made a lazy take, not that he was lazy. He cyber-bawled, locked the thread when I came back at him with facts and logic, and then started a new thread calling me a dipshit for challenging him. I responded, went to the account information section and deleted my credit card info, changed my password to something I'd never remember, and logged out.

I was one of the first posters on that site in support of what Howe and Burton were doing and promoted it on Shaggy. It was obvious then, but it is nonetheless more gratifying now, to see what a complete and utter dipshit this fucking dork is. To boot, I think his football takes get worse every time I see something new from him. He's a shill for the street agents and more or less has complete and utter disdain for his subscriber base, who's too stupid to see that or address it. When he's off to cover gossip some day for a local DFW blog or something, I have no doubt he'll continue to do substandard work even there. 

[SydneyCarton 48,106]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Jesus he's reading us in real time on his wedding day. 

[Valmy77 13,226]

Damnit, how many pony douches do we have to tolerate covering our program? Chip Brown was already one too many.

[fellside 1,114]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

So much cringe.

 

I'm gonna disagree with everyone.  He has less self awareness than even the Hamm and Liucci types.

[Wishbone 4,760]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

And what he has on is for _______________.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Wishbone

[texifornia 56,961]

Just now, Wishbone said:

And was he has on is for _______________.

I'd laugh and say "the gays" but that's not even close to actually fashionable enough for them.

Edited February 5, 2019 by texifornia

[Magus Ossis 2,800]

I'm still not entirely clear how he has a job covering Texas recruiting. It seems like a significant market in desperate need of another qualified and motivated contributor.

[texifornia 56,961]

He's actually turning the whole thing into a joke. I feel bad for her.

 

[fellside 1,114]

26 minutes ago, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

I'm sorry let me add "tweeting during his own wedding" to this.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,235]

57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

This is something she will look at 5 years from now and go "How?  All signs were clearly there and I missed them."

[IBuryPaul 273]

She's gotta be knocked-up to agree to this

 

[Wishbone 4,760]

Just now, IBuryPaul said:

She's gotta be knocked-up to agree to this

 

Waiting for the baby shower frappe tweets in about 6 months.

[TtomTerrific 200]

that picture of the guy behind the curtain for recruiting dorks could not be more perfect.

 

that is EXACTLY what I thought he would look like. 

the ugly spawn of social media, X-Box and vitamin D deficiency. 

[mr. sunshine 2,827]

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Apparently dignity is too