Texas recruiting notes 2019

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

23 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This is Obama, in case you were confused...

Are you sure?  Better ask Katfid.

Edited February 5, 2019 by ShowmeyourTDs

[Bigbend1812 12928]

Can we agree to never, NEVER show anymore pictures of EJ?  Jesus. What a tool.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

I just want to know who got the pleasure of breaking EJ’s nose.

After looking at that pic it was obviously his new father in law

[henrygandorf 29194]

between this guy and the high-schooler who wrote that a&m "article"...well, it's not a good day for the optics of recruiting analysts.

[Spring Branch Horn 124]

Congrats to EJ

[BurdineBandit 815]

Did he just get sonned by an 18 year old kid?

[Modessit 5603]

Did he just get sonned by an 18 year old kid?

I was just thinking that.

[Beau Vine 54319]

3 hours ago, fellside said:

 

I'm gonna disagree with everyone.  He has less self awareness than even the Hamm and Liucci types.

Unpossible.

[IBuryPaul 273]

44 minutes ago, gurt said:

That hat cost $150 btw
https://www.matchesfashion.com/us/products/1255782?

Well, it is his wedding

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

i guess the only way this bitch gets to 1000 is this    

[Leanderman 2275]

Surprised he did not wear a feed cap?

[Neonmoon 38129]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i guess the only way this bitch gets to 1000 is this    

Pretty much this. 

[Spaceman Spiff 402]

Best wishes to the young lady, although I have to admit I'm somewhat disappointed she wasn't revealed to be the former Mrs. Hamm.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

 

Legit, EJ looks super high in this pic. His eyes are bloodshot and he has that glazed look. I cannot imagine how the wife was OK with this unless they are pouring every bit of their money into an epic honeymoon, which isn't a bad strategy imo. 

Roofied himself so he wouldn't have to consummate the marriage.

[Ben Ficus 148]

How many PWOs is it now?  Ten or more? Herman is recruiting depth to put pressure on the depth for petessakes.  Between the calculated PWO recruiting and promotion (each guy gettin a photo set and internet shout out for committing), and Herman's JUCO and CC scouting, he's proving over and over that he's in an elite class of recruiters.  I don't know if advanced football stats has a WAR equivalent, but Gary Johnson Calvin must have had decent WARs.  Those two were massive recruiting victories.

Obviously his staff is doing good work in traditional HS recruiting, too.

I guess there are no surprises for Wednesday (at least none that we know of yet).

 

[Laga4 1270]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And maybe EJ chose today as the wedding day so we can continue on the Drive to 1000!

The only people we have to thank if we get to 1000 are the moderators

That is if we have any. 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Well, I just want to congratulate the presumably happy couple, and thank EJ for making me feel much better about my life choices.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Well, based on the ladies hamm and ej got, it’s clear recruiting guys pull hot bitches. I work my ass off to make crazy loot to impress bitches. I need to get piece of that $9.95 game.

[Thiefery 5015]

I wish them the best, maybe she's the one who picked out his outfit???

[89Horn 1542]

[BigSwingingD 719]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Should we all pitch in for a #nontraditional gift...a Heron Preston strap on and a 50 gallon barrel of lube? That would help get us to 1000 fo sure.

Shes actually really cute. Nice work EJ. Thought for sure he was marrying a dude.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

[Napoleon 8692]

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

There's a lot to attack there.

But the most egregious is that he wore A HAT to his own wedding?

what the actual fuck

Maybe he's Jewish and prefers a ball cap to a yarmulke/kippah.

#freedomofreligionandshit

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Wait. I thought this was the euro recruit with eight vowels in his name. 

Holy shit. Some stuff should stay private. 

[Scholz 11948]

In on 938

[sushihorn 3233]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Maybe he's Jewish and prefers a ball cap to a yarmulke/kippah.

#freedomofreligionandshit

Ultra Orthodouche?

[Lhorn 4928]

1 hour ago, gurt said:

That hat cost $150 btw
https://www.matchesfashion.com/us/products/1255782?

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

 

Shes pretty hot btw and he looks like a twerp. Good for him though 

Edited February 6, 2019 by Lhorn

[satyanash 14568]

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

[GotThatFire 166]

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

[SaucyJack 3498]

Something tells me she has a Green Card and will be transferring after NSD2 2021.

Edited February 6, 2019 by SaucyJack

[Dbeasy 15075]

Good lord this thread is a freaking mess. What a waste of ten minutes of my life.

[Lhorn 4928]

7 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

Don’t be a pussy . Say it. We’re amongst friend here. 

[Not a Sock 2313]

12 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

 

Shes pretty hot btw and he looks like a twerp. Good for him though 

That poor woman is going to be horrified when she finds out EJ has 250,000 dollars in private student loans and 50k in credit card debt which spent on 150 dollar hats.

[ckhorn 208]

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Good lord this thread is a freaking mess. What a waste of ten minutes of my life.

I think you are missing the point. There is an ulterior motive here. I think.

[EE2B 1565]

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.
 

Jesus Christ that shit is $38/case on Amazon. This kid’s parents have to be loaded the way he throws money away on bullshit.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Just now, ckhorn said:

I think you are missing the point. There is an ulterior motive here. I think.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Dudes wardrobe is more expensive than hers. Smh

" sorry baby. We cant afford kids. I gotta buy the next seasons of Offwhite Crane apparel "

[mr. sunshine 2830]

17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Shes pretty hot btw

Oh yeah well eczema’s not everything 

[Lhorn 4928]

17 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

If he didnt get this outfit from Goodwill, he grossly overpaid. 

Despite that he looks like a homeless college dropout someone is gonna confirm that that outfit retails for $450 

Edited February 6, 2019 by Lhorn

[Lhorn 4928]

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

Oh yeah well eczema’s not everything 

I should have said “relative to what he deserves”. 

[Sejjr 3246]

For a guy who publicly says religion is stupid and is for stupid people, EJ sure seems to have a lot of unwavering conviction about some really stupid shit. 

[Nope 3121]

If EJ actually was a bag man, that would be a much more respectable use of his money than what we’ve seen.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

Just now, Nope said:

If EJ actually was a bag man, that would be a much more respectable use of his money than what we’ve seen.

Booster:  here EJ, give this 25k to recruit x

ej: hey recruit x, here’s 20k from a friend at Texas 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Damn, a man could get rich selling stupid shit to millennials 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Go grab us one or two more tomorrow...

[Lhorn 4928]

I’m guessing he spent a few months rent on Ed Hardy shorts a few years back. 

[Beau Vine 54319]

35 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

No you're not -- say it.

[Beau Vine 54319]

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

Something appears to have gone terribly wrong with his pants.  

[Mac8111 2107]

Those fucking chin pubes he has is marvelous. I have actually never seen a pic of EJ until now.