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Man, I always thought that EJ sounded like a whiny bitch on podcasts, but I didn't know he was this kind of uber douche.  

Hey EJ, if you have to tell me how awesome your $400 t shirt is, it isn't that awesome.  Congrats, you paid 1000 bucks to look like a twat on your wedding day.

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Interesting note from Bobby  Burton on Caleb Johnson

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While he just arrived in Austin last month, I'm told his work habits with rehab so far haven't exactly been exemplary

Hope Adeoye can take a big step forward this spring.

Posted
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I had to google Heron Preston. Their T-shirts range from $285-400. Macklamore just shit a golden CloseToJumping. Holy Fuck. 

Good lord.  The Audobon Birds of America are cool but you can get these for like $15:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMJuYHqNeEqAcG8rmlV

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpFnZG52HQ2mVBungZ9

Posted
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The rumor on Aggy boards is GA Lee Grimes will be promoted to OL Coach. 

He's the guy that allegedly smoothed things over with Shepherd after he broke off communications with The Marine. 

Clown show deluxe

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What the fuck is John Turturro's bastard love child with Bea Arthur doing talking about NASA?

If you had to work hard to smith that, well, you still get points.

But if that rolled off your tongue extemporaneously, werd.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Charles de Gaulle

I can’t believe I’m contributing to this nonsense- However,  “CDG” = “Comme des garçons “ another douchey gay ass label for gay ass douches.

(Obligatory NTTAWT)

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

Promote a GA to compete against Hand and David Shaw for Lindberg. Brilliant. Advantage Aggy. 

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4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Don't you dare disrespect Heron Preston, good sir.

 

Yeah, a $6 t-shirt with $0.80 worth of screen printing on it that sells for $270 is better than everything.  Fucking idiot.

Posted
1 hour ago, jofus said:

Thought something happened when I noticed 5 more pages since  noon. Nope, just EJ living rent free in this thread. 

With how much he spends on shitty clothing, rent-free sounds like just the thing. I wonder how he'll manage to carry his bride across the Surly threshold.

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5 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

With how much he spends on shitty clothing, rent-free sounds like just the thing. I wonder how he'll manage to carry his bride across the Surly threshold.

The jokes on you ricky! EJ moved out to Rockwall so he can afford to keep buying $300 t-shirts. 

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2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

That poor woman is going to be horrified when she finds out EJ has 250,000 dollars in private student loans and 50k in credit card debt which spent on 150 dollar hats.

Now, his parents are tickled pink...definitely married up.   On the other hand, her poor parents......well, you know.

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26 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

I can’t believe I’m contributing to this nonsense- However,  “CDG” = “Comme des garçons “ another douchey gay ass label for gay ass douches.

(Obligatory NTTAWT)

 

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29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

Is there a Southern East Texas Baptist University and an East Texas Baptist University??

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It is strange to think after all of this time we finally get to see once and for all who Shepherd is going to sign with tomorrow. It will be a relief not having the same debate over and over again. 

If you guys keep posting EJ’s cock-in-mouth fashion show pics I am going to wish for a Hamm for EJ straight up swap with Aggy. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Really hope EJ makes that Hamm 6 fig salary to afford $250 tshirts and fucking shoelace tags

EJ's buying $300 shirts. Hamm can't even afford the gas to go to the store to look at those shirts.  

Posted
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The rumor on Aggy boards is GA Lee Grimes will be promoted to OL Coach. 

He's the guy that allegedly smoothed things over with Shepherd after he broke off communications with The Marine. 

Dang really liked recruiting against Turner's past.....

"He was the offensive line coach at Miami during the bullying scandal involving offensive linemen Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito. Turner also served a three-week suspension at A&M for offensive powerpoint slides used during a football clinic for women."

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dang really liked recruiting against Turner's past.....

"He was the offensive line coach at Miami during the bullying scandal involving offensive linemen Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito. Turner also served a three-week suspension at A&M for offensive powerpoint slides used during a football clinic for women."

Oh I'd say it's a net loss unless they promote Grimes. 

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52 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Yeah, a $6 t-shirt with $0.80 worth of screen printing on it that sells for $270 is better than everything.  Fucking idiot.

Those shirts can derelict my balls. 

That's the last thing I'm doing to say about fashion. 

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