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Just now, gordogg24p said:

All the hats are brand new...

...except aggy. I'm assuming it's a red herring.

DOOMED.

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

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Posted
Just now, CowboyFred said:

the meltdown if he picks aggy will be...something to witness

Will it? We've been anticipating a flip for a while, and most people here agree he will likely not work out wherever he goes.

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

drip so sway knowm say?

Posted
Just now, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.

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Just now, thepop said:

Will it? We've been anticipating a flip for a while, and most people here agree he will likely not work out wherever he goes.

I'm thinking more because everybody had already come to the conclusion he wasn't picking aggy anymore...

 

FTR I think he picks us.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's a red *Heron.

Specifically, that hat is a decoy, and he'll reach under the table and pull out a hat with a Yellow-Crowned Night Heron on it.  EJ will then automatically be teleported from his honeymoon to the middle of a livestream of Shepherd's ceremony, where he will comment on Javonne's drip.  And then Shepherd will announce he has committed to aggy.

But he will remain undecided until the last second before the a&m hat goes onto his head 

Posted
5 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

the meltdown if he picks aggy will be...something to witness

Still think the odds favour him not coming here. Too much smoke over the last few months.

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Posted
1 minute ago, CowboyFred said:

I'm thinking more because everybody had already come to the conclusion he wasn't picking aggy anymore...

 

FTR I think he picks us.

It's the reverse double fuck you fake out no Jimbo in home visit commit / decommit signing day hat dance. Next level trolling.

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Just now, Jebus said:

But he will remain undecided until the last second before the a&m hat goes onto his head 

He cried as he tried to pick between wearing the wren hat or the heron hat.  In the end, he knew it was all about that wading bird life, though.

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

the meltdown if he picks aggy will be...something to witness

Why would that cause a meltdown? You seem like you don't pay much attention to recruiting.

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Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I assume he’ll sign with us and then enter transfer portal next Tuesday for A&M.  

Hopefully we refuse to release him from his NLI, so he can't count for their class, though.

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Still think the odds favour him not coming here. Too much smoke over the last few months.

Or the fact that he is committed to us, yet is playing the hat game on signing day.

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1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's the reverse double fuck you fake out no Jimbo in home visit commit / decommit signing day hat dance. Next level trolling.

I heard he was in contact with generra to have them make a hypercolor hat that changed from one school to another once it was on his head 

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

Why would that cause a meltdown? You seem like you don't pay much attention to recruiting.

Come on Huck you act you like you don't know shaggy/surly.  If he comes here cool, he provides valuable upside and depth.  If he goes to aggy well then see ya later.

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Just now, CowboyFred said:

Come on Huck you act you like you don't know shaggy/surly.  If he comes here cool, he provides valuable upside and depth.  If he goes to aggy well then see ya later.

That doesn't sound like a meltdown.

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Posted
Just now, CowboyFred said:

Come on Huck you act you like you don't know shaggy/surly.  If he comes here cool, he provides valuable upside and depth.  If he goes to aggy well then see ya later.

fred, you dumb son of a bitch

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Just now, CowboyFred said:

Come on Huck you act you like you don't know shaggy/surly.  If he comes here cool, he provides valuable upside and depth.  If he goes to aggy well then see ya later.

Chastising Huck about shaggy/surly, much less on a recruiting thread seems like a smart play.  

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