Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Lhorn 4,911]

3 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bang_Theory

 

Oh Blossom. I’m more of a big titted Punky Brewster fan myself (fully grown obviously). 

[Sabalo 994]

You really have to admire a chick with these physical attributes who has carved out such a successful career for herself in this beauty and body conscious society. Estimated net worth $25 million.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If we want to get to 1000, let's throw in my girlfriend Allison Brie and some more of yummy Kate, and throw in some delusions of grandeur from aggy so we can replenish and hydrate on tears. 

Or more of the 3 longhorn chicks in the convertible. Damn, if that doesn't get you blood pumping nothing will. The 2 with the panty shot looks incredibly delicious. Has to be my all-time favorite longhorn girls pic. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,090]

1 minute ago, Skinny Tie said:

Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy

Go away you aggy piece of shit.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

4 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy

Did you have a bad experience after you banged a black guy? Needed stitches for a torn asshole maybe?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

9 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy

You seem to know a thing or 2 about banging black guys, I'm guessing you've had your share.

Damn, too slow.

Edited February 9, 2019 by CfRhTxStBobcats

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

2 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

No, I bang black girls though.

Getting pegged by Queen Latifah doesn’t count 

[Vertigo 20,276]

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

Getting pegged by Queen Latifah doesn’t count 

She made him call her King Latifah.

[texifornia 56,863]

9 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,090]

6 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

I’m not aggy. I created the idea of Kate faps whenever dumbasses were posting cat facts in the 2015 thread. 

Dont be mad it’s over, smile cause it happened.

I don’t give a shit about your opinion of Kate. I do highly dislike that you’re a racist piece of shit.

[Lhorn 4,911]

The female equivalent of Pete Davidson would be what..... Courtney Love on her skankiest day?

[Chopper 17,230]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I don’t give a shit about your opinion of Kate. I do highly dislike that you’re a racist piece of shit.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[cdain3 3,454]

Kids love the superhero edits.

[texifornia 56,863]

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Kids love the superhero edits.

Wow. We've discovered some kind of out to the "never tweet at recruits" rule. This is uncharted territory.

Edited February 10, 2019 by texifornia

[Machinator 32,099]

7 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Kids love the superhero edits.

I know we're trying to get to 1000, but let's keep the 2020 news in the 2020 thread.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

49 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

You really have to admire a chick with these physical attributes who has carved out such a successful career for herself in this beauty and body conscious society. Estimated net worth $25 million.

Probably doesn’t hurt that she’s a PhD 

[blacklab 11,926]

3 hours ago, Lost in the World said:

Bru and Jalen Green walked into Cabo just now

around 4pm Casey Thompson came in with Ossai and Coburn

[texifornia 56,863]

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

around 4pm Casey Thompson came in with Ossai and Coburn

I'm envisioning the football players at a table and a ring of surlians at every adjoining table unsuccessfully trying to look casual.

[Lhorn 4,911]

Got a picture of him scowling back at you from the next table?

[Tree Fidy 1,176]

What was racist?

How the fuck do these aggy trolls find their way on here?

[UDontKnow 10,439]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Got a picture of him scowling back at you from the next table?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

57 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Or more of the 3 longhorn chicks in the convertible. Damn, if that doesn't get you blood pumping nothing will. The 2 with the panty shot looks incredibly delicious. Has to be my all-time favorite longhorn girls pic. 

My favorite has to be the one where the cheerleader is in the end zone and you can see that sweet, sweet ass. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

I work on at a campus store also. I've only ever met Dele and Roschon. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

I’m starting to think we’re not going to reach 1000.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

56 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy

Bro, stop while you're ahead. You're bringing a knife fight into a hemophilia brawl. 

[texifornia 56,863]

2 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Just to make sure we’re clear, I’m definitely right.

Well you seem to have deleted your original post so that clearly went great for you.

[golfclap 6,903]

9 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

I haven’t deleted anything.

You’re about to be deleted. Which is good. Because you are, like so many Aggy, a racist piece of shit. 

[Orange&White 5,522]

DFigs? Is that you? 

 

How many times do we have to out you, you racist fuckstick?

[golfclap 6,903]

please fuck off back to Aggieland you stupid fucking shitheap. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

3 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

There’s nothing racist about what I posted. Kate Beckinsale is gross for banging Pete Davidson. Slightly above banging a black guy.

Honestly, what's wrong with a woman choosing to bang a black guy? That comes off as racist when you say it's "gross".

[TexOx 110]

On 2/8/2019 at 2:07 PM, KYHorn said:

Didn't realize Morgan Freeman had identical twins. I guess he had them after he got out of the South African prison?

You’re thinking of Will Smith.

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

3 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

My name is [delete] and I work at [delete]. 

You may be in a world of hurt if that guy exists. If not, from the firm.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

3 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Deciding to be a single mom with an absent father is weird.

Dude, just stop. I'm not gonna neg you because I don't do that, but you gotta stop. Who cares if she bangs black guys, or anyone else? Pete Davidson is an ugly motherfucker, but come on. Just close your eyes and envision Allison Brie. The world is a better place thinking about her tits.

Edited February 10, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[BigBenBamboozle 1,952]

Yawn.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Just now, Skinny Tie said:

Big contingent of interracial porn watchers here negging. Whatever, Kate is done and can keep banging dudes with butthole eyes 

So think about Ruby Rose and Brie.

[texifornia 56,863]

11 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

Deciding to be a single mom with an absent father is weird.

@immamac to the courtesy ban-ephone,  please

[MexHorn 152]

[mention=397]immamac[/mention] to the courtesy ban-ephone,  please

Is the gangbang ban no longer a thing?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,090]

3 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

soft as baby shit to call for a ban because you disagree with someone.

Hid for at least 4 years for this end? Really strange.

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

You being a racist piece of shit isn't a matter of opinion.

[Laxtonto 12,078]

So the sad part is that if they come through and clean up this shitheads post we are thatuch farther away from 1000

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,090]

He gone.

[mr. sunshine 2,824]

14 minutes ago, Skinny Tie said:

soft as baby shit to call for a ban because you disagree with someone.

Some surlys have an early bedtime so enjoy your morning strafing you POS

[Tree Fidy 1,176]

[mention=397]immamac[/mention] to the courtesy ban-ephone,  please

aggy mod sure seems to be slow banning his racist brother-in-arms.

[Deej 76,755]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

The female equivalent of Pete Davidson would be what..... Courtney Love on her skankiest day?

Sandra Bernhard

[PsychMike 1,545]

I feel that we've drifted too far from someone's idea that Jennifer Aniston needs to be utilized. Let's get back on track...

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

I’m not sure if he was a long-game troll, his pw was compromised, or he has a substance abuse problem.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

“Help us Kate. You’re our only hope.”

Edited February 10, 2019 by CowtownHorn

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

either im thinker than I drunk I am, or some racist POS just got deleted to fuck and gone. anybody?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

either im thinker than I drunk I am, or some racist POS just got deleted to fuck and gone. anybody?

He gone. He went full racist in no time