Texas recruiting notes 2019

[UDontKnow 10,447]

Turn up the heat on DE Zach Williams from Arkie.

[Atticus 3,984]

I'm not sure what lit really means, but that vid was not it.

[EZ$ 2,105]

23 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'm not sure what lit really means, but that vid was not it.

Well, he didn’t commit to Brewster or it would have been. 

[ousux 5,601]

It was expected, but I was told not to worry about the Catholic connection thing..

Long way to go until signing day, but I think this one sticks. NEXT

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Turn up the heat on DE Zach Williams from Arkie.

And Rian Davis.

[Fud 9,552]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And Rian Davis.

Davis might be an off the all guy

[oh_snap 694]

what if one of the silents is NaNa.... think about it. and after he announces for ND, the coaches call in the silent and he flips to Texas! it could happen...
 

It would take a Mensa(h) level thinking coach to concoct a plan like that

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Well, cross him off then. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Fuck that royal wedding shit.   Haven’t seen 1 second of it. Wife could give 2 shits. 

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

It’s hard for me to consider NaNa lost when I never considered him ours to start with. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

How many wives and girlfriends do you have?  I can see how that wouldn’t be fun. 

[tantric superman 4,667]

The cello player was pretty badass.   I think one could score chicks playing the cello.

And turn it on it's side.  Cello!  It's a bass.

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

2 hours ago, ousux said:

It was expected, but I was told not to worry about the Catholic connection thing..

Long way to go until signing day, but I think this one sticks. NEXT

Let's just stick to the Latter-day Saints guys. And the occasional skilled Animist.

[Chrispy 132]

52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

Royal wedding, wife can’t enough. I hope Herman forces Giles to watch the whole damn thing repeatedly as punishment. 

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

55 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck that royal wedding shit.   Haven’t seen 1 second of it. Wife could give 2 shits. 

Are you married to a doorknob?

[TtomTerrific 200]

33 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you married to a doorknob?

no, but Charles is.... 

Edited May 20, 2018 by TtomTerrific

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

4 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Royal wedding, wife can’t enough. I hope Herman forces Giles to watch the whole damn thing repeatedly as punishment. 

Godspeed everyone. 

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Lulz

[tantric superman 4,667]

By the way, why don't we do "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" more often.  Seems like fun.

Maybe I'm just not in the appropriate secret societies.

 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

It’s hard for me to consider NaNa lost when I never considered him ours to start with. 

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

[stork642 4,498]

25 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Giles would spend the whole time in awe that Prince Harry could nab a 30something divorced b-list actress, and he would tell everyone watching with him that he would have gone for someone more attainable like a plus sized bipolar amputee or a hooker just getting out of rehab.

There's a rehab for hookers?  I did not know this.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

56 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Giles would spend the whole time in awe that Prince Harry could nab a 30something divorced b-list actress, and he would tell everyone watching with him that he would have gone for someone more attainable like a plus sized bipolar amputee or a hooker just getting out of rehab.

Sir Paul did that already, much to his chagrin. Not sure if she was bipolar, pics online suggest hooking may've been a part-time gig.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=490

Obligatory link to pics of the former Mrs. McCartney, pre-motorcycle accident.

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

Regarding NaNa’s recruitment, seems it might help more if he acted like we’re the University of Texas. 

[Napoleon 8,698]

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=490

Obligatory link to pics of the former Mrs. McCartney, pre-motorcycle accident.

Never knew. 

Much appreciated.

[futureman 22,538]

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

oh blow it out your ass

[SydneyCarton 48,152]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

oh blow it out your ass

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

oh blow it out your ass

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

meanwhile, back in recruiting talk.......

[SameSame 1,705]

You know they molest people, the Catholics.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Damn was about to search for the gif.


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[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

46 minutes ago, SameSame said:

You know they molest people, the Catholics.

At least they are most known for molesting people, unlike aggy.

[happyhookem 224]

14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

 

They were probably drunk and fucking like rabbits before I even knew they had the wedding.

[T-dog 202]

51 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 

They were probably drunk and fucking like rabbits

Your wives and girlfriends? Go on

[futureman 22,538]

4 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

bite the big one, uncle roman

[texifornia 57,080]

 

[Augustus 3,061]

4 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

 

Are autistic people called "autists?"

Like, "He was one of the most important autists of the OCD movement of the 1920's."

[satyanash 14,611]

Don't really know what to make of this.

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

He liked Texas. He liked Nd a little bit more. 

[satyanash 14,611]

From a Horns247 poster who claims to know Jalen Catalon's brother

[Chips O'Toole 1,327]

Our magical depth chart is now tougher to crack than Clemson's.  In a month or two we might be able to claim a national depth chart title over Bama.

[XOVERX 5]

Anybody know if Jake Smith made it into USC this weekend?  I have a check for $9.95 waiting.

[Fud 9,552]

1 minute ago, XOVERX said:

Anybody know if Jake Smith made it into USC this weekend?  I have a check for $9.95 waiting.

He did

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Don't really know what to make of this.

That last sentence is kind of shocking.

[Dr. Teeth 5,845]

27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Don't really know what to make of this.

We told you it was close. But it wasn’t, so now we have to make up something that allows us to continue to take your money. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

Uh, the JUCO LB we were after ( Lakia Henry ) just committed to Tennessee.  Seems odd since he was supposed to visit here soon.

https://247sports.com/college/tennessee/Article/Tennessee-Vols-football-recruiting-Four-star-juco-LB-Lakia-Henry-commits-to-Tennessee-118382715

Edited May 20, 2018 by Elmer_Fudd

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

That aggy mod Sayles started a topic congratulating aggy target Osafo-Mensah on his commitment to ND over Texas.

Edited May 20, 2018 by Elmer_Fudd

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That aggy mod Sayles starting a topic congratulating aggy target Osafo-Mensah on his commitment to ND over Texas.

Why, you know he’d have done the same had we been the choice. 

[Machinator 32,099]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Uh, the JUCO LB we were after ( Lakia Henry ) just committed to Tennessee.  Seems odd since he was supposed to visit here soon.

https://247sports.com/college/tennessee/Article/Tennessee-Vols-football-recruiting-Four-star-juco-LB-Lakia-Henry-commits-to-Tennessee-118382715

Pruitt doesn't mess around. We'll see if he shuts it down.