Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

european wife?  nicely done.  I love accents. 

 

 

Not if she is gypsy..

 

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[Scholz 11958]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s almost uncanny but I’ll be in Europe for almost these exact days. It’s a real shame that you hillbillies will have be here sorting EJ’s frappuccino choices and Bryan Carrington’s 🤫 counts without me. 

That, gentlemen, is a proper humblebrag.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I will unapologetically have 4 American children with me everywhere, sir.

Whose kids?

[Leanderman 2276]

I visited your birthplace yesterday, well actually I was in your mom.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Whose kids?

this dude sucks at this child abduction stuff.  geez

[texifornia 57088]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

I think we've collectively agreed to break the thread for the day. Card and Wiley will naturally sort it back out tomorrow and Saturday.

[SydneyCarton 48161]

21 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Whose kids?

Well we know they're not Jimbo's

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

They don't have the internets in Europe?

I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.

[Scholz 11958]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

 

[Scholz 11958]

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.

 

I see your humblebrag and I raise you 100 lira.

Edited May 24, 2018 by Scholz

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

29 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Whose kids?

If they have a large vocabulary, Scipio's.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

european wife?  nicely done.  I love accents. 

They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.

[Newy25 7703]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I see your humblebrag and I raise you 100 lira.

In a cab in Queens right now getting a lecture on Bitcoin from a driver from Derka Derka-stan. Top that.

[RomaVicta 30006]

Lemme tell ya how I think this thread could be improved. What's that? You have something to tell me?

 

Et tu, ctj?

 

[Newy25 7703]

The actors that play Brutus and Caesar are both in a new show together on AMC called The Terror. Kind of weird to see them 13 years later in new roles. 

Please someone commit. 

[Bevo 13598]

19 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I visited your birthplace yesterday, well actually I was in your mom.

That was a pretty good burn. I like it.

[ousux 5601]

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

I commit to browse and post in this thread much less until closer to fall practice..

[Bevo 13598]

12 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.

 

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Had reception in Cinque Terra and Castelrotto and Montalcino so no problems in northern and central Italy. Can't answer for Sicily and the southern coast.

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12487]

55 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

This thread sucks again.  

 

On the other hand, our quest for 1,000 pages is going swimmingly. It's the little things in life, you know?

Edited May 24, 2018 by Hornius Emeritus

[texifornia 57088]

Just now, Bevo said:

 

I went cell phone-less last time I was in Italy. It was really good for my mental health until about three seconds after I got home and got back online.

[ousux 5601]

They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.

I've found some Scandinavians can mimick an American accent pretty well. Not Texan or anything, but they can sound Canadian or Minnersoterite convincingly..

[SizzleChest 8284]

For the love of God, I just want to go on vacation at some point before I die, and run into Mike Leach so my life can be considered complete.

[Pato del Muerto 52583]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think we've collectively agreed to break the thread for the day. Card and Wiley will naturally sort it back out tomorrow and Saturday.

Can’t talk about card on this thread, yo. 

[Bevo 13598]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I went cell phone-less last time I was in Italy. It was really good for my mental health until about three seconds after I got home and got back online.

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

[closetojumping 62816]

47 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.

Sadly, this is what I deal with too. She sounds American until she starts drinking with family over there. That’s about my only complaint. I’m very pleased with myself to have sent this thread careening sideways towards cliff for the day, too. What else are we supposed to do?

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Sadly, this is what I deal with too. She sounds American until she starts drinking with family over there. That’s about my only complaint. I’m very pleased with myself to have sent this thread careening sideways towards cliff for the day, too. What else are we supposed to do?

Arent we supppsed to be drinking for this?

[T-dog 202]

2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Arent we supppsed to be drinking for this?

I see you already took the lead on that one

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Is all this code for a new Mensa plan to recruit the best European athletes? We were just starting to zero in on Australians and Polynesians.  

[Machinator 32099]

There was some English rugby player we were in contact with briefly between NSD1 and NSD2. I think he ended up at Coastal Carolina.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

He's been in our weight room before and he'll bleed for the team. Also, he won't just stop at skullfucking OU.

[rickyspub 801]

51 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What else are we supposed to do?

Pics of your drunk, European trophy wife would take us off on another tangent.

[utfan87 408]

22 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Pics of your drunk, European trophy wife would take us off on another tangent.

She's a mail-order bride

Edited May 24, 2018 by utfan87

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

3 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

She's a mail order bride

Or a male order bride?

[Bevo 13598]

11 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

She's a mail order bride

Can I do a subscription for $9.95?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I will unapologetically have 4 American children with me everywhere, sir. And my wife is from there so we’re not going to be in the big cities constantly. I’ll PM you all of pics of our various travels. You’ll love it. 

Especially post pictures of your wife if you would be so kind ... I’m asking for a friend of course.

[Bigbend1812 12927]

This thread is ass my dudes. 

[T-dog 202]

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

[texifornia 57088]

2 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Looks like he visited recently

 

[Angry Gorilla 1769]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

The actors that play Brutus and Caesar are both in a new show together on AMC called The Terror. Kind of weird to see them 13 years later in new roles. 

Please someone commit. 

They were both also in GOT

[Machinator 32099]

 

[texifornia 57088]

1 minute ago, Angry Gorilla said:

They were both also in GOT

There are like ten British character actors that just cycle around Hollywood. A friend and I literally text each other screenshots of Tobias Menzies every time he pops up as "squirrely low-grade villain" because he plays that in fucking everything. We're very cool.

[Scholz 11958]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

In a cab in Queens right now getting a lecture on Bitcoin from a driver from Derka Derka-stan. Top that.

I mean.  How?

[futureman 22542]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

that’s called a “left”.  

[Scholz 11958]

12 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Not gruntling.  Please resume travel humblebrags.

[South Austin 52584]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

[Fud 9552]

38 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Carrington put in a good word yesterday 

[cafe society 2872]

Actually, outside of genuine recruiting news, this has been the most entertaining couple of pages in a long time.  Play on, Gentlemen.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'd like to see Clark do that in a 5-berth Mercedes motorhome. In 2001, I drove one of those land yachts 2,400 miles across both islands of New Zealand. The hundreds of wrong-way roundabouts encountered along the way were pretty counterintuitive, but I managed to avoid swapping paint with any Kiwis. Sorry for not bringing back any rugby stars who yearned to play American football.   

[UDontKnow 10447]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looks like he visited recently

 

Might explain Bryan Carrington's tweet where BC indicated his location was Athens, GA.