Jump to content

Texas recruiting notes 2019


Recommended Posts

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You don't bonk Kate Beckinsale. You make sweet, sweet Iove to her. Kate Beckinsale's Iike a fIower. You smeII her. You touch her gentIy. You admire the beauty. You watch it bIossom. And you thank God he created something so perfect.

Fun fact: Kate once got so mad at a director she was working with that she secretly peed in his water bottle.

 

Shit, Roma just fapped didn't he.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...