Texas recruiting notes 2019

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

 

[closetojumping 65418]

7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

14 hours ago, PHLaggie said:

erm so you really believe that post by IT, eh? It also included this gem, in context:

"Texas has to play by different rules because you're not going to see uncommittable in-state offers from this staff. Part of that is ethical, part of that is self-preservation with Texas high school coaches, and part of that is the staff just generally not being in a hurry to offer younger players. 

The staff puts a high priority on program/culture fit. They want to take their time with evaluations. They want to gather as much information as possible."

😂

I think most surlyhorns readers know when the 9.95ers, including the ones on the UT beat, are shoveling shit into their subscribers' inbox.

 

Yes, actually Texas does play by the rules for the most part because The University of Texas has a product to sell that doesn’t require circumventing said rules.  

However, I do agree with you that the 9.95ers are bullshit artists.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Apparently you haven't seen PHLaggie's beautiful wife...

 

 

The song they danced to at the wedding was:

Ewe are so beuatiful ... to me.

It was bEWEtiful man.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck

Bringing the sunshine

[TexasToast 728]

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

13 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass.

 

He’s an Aggie so that’s a given. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong.

Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs. 

Respect Thy Commandments. 

You forgot about Warehime has bowel issues.

[TankedBevo 2502]

Dammit Jordan don't be getting my hopes up again 

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

If Jordan is feeling it, then I’m feeling it too.

[Radical Larry 28820]

He saved 15% by switching to Geico.

[Fud 9724]

Thoughts on Z'Core?

Listed at 6'6 225

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6395263/5a1e3463bd6a7c01d02d838f

[GW Hayduke 1957]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

[Leanderman 2367]

"I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks."

We will start a go me fund, for your bail.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

The song they danced to at the wedding was:

Ewe are so beuatiful ... to me.

It was bEWEtiful man.

She is a real jEWEL.

[Reese Bennett 3663]

aggys suck.

[Laga4 1270]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks."

We will start a go me fund, for your bail.

I'm out.

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

12 hours ago, Waterface said:

Is Greg Davis... Moses?

Based on the desert wandering, yes. 

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

1 hour ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

But... can he tweet at recruits? Please clarify. 

[RabidM 2756]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Thoughts on Z'Core?

Listed at 6'6 225

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6395263/5a1e3463bd6a7c01d02d838f

Nice frame. His athleticism doesn't jump off the screen, but he's a solid athlete who might still be developing.  He should be a senior year eval... need to see what he looks like next season.

[Cashdaddyblumpkins 207]

Noah Cain got an Ohio State CB from Demetric Warren. Seems random.

Edited May 19, 2018 by Cashdaddyblumpkins

[texifornia 59015]

3 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

Noah Cain got an Ohio State CB from Demetric Warren. Seems random.

Warren is a big OU homer. He's like Hamm in that his CBs for UT targets only really matter if they're for UT.

[Fud 9724]

Ohio State already has two RBs committed

[T-dog 202]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Ohio State already has two RBs committed

He don't care about your facts 

[GW Hayduke 1957]

22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

But... can he tweet at recruits? Please clarify. 

psst. look down at the /s

[ousux 5638]

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

I'll give you T&P's, but that's because you'll be spending a couple hours in East FW.

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

You've been holding onto that one

[T-dog 202]

 

Hint: we are his dream school 

https://247sports.com/Player/Khris-Bogle-46038472

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

Warren's recent Texas picks: Adimora, Tongue, and Zach Williams. 

https://247sports.com/User/Demetric Warren/Predictions?PlayerInstitution.PrimaryPlayerSport.Recruitment.Year=2019&PlayerInstitution.PrimaryPlayerSport.Sport=Football

[GotThatFire 166]

5 minutes ago, T-dog said:

 

Hint: we are his dream school 

https://247sports.com/Player/Khris-Bogle-46038472

Maybe we should offer him. Just a thought. 

[Bevo14 8468]

Probably just wants to add to his collection of offers, but might as well I guess.

Edited May 19, 2018 by Bevo14

[T-dog 202]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Maybe we should offer him. Just a thought. 

You might be onto something 

[Bevo 13881]

2 hours ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

Already been done

[HtownHorn 15236]

18 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Probably just wants to add to his collection of offers, but might as well I guess.

You get zero percent of the recruits you don't offer.

[Quasimofo 406]

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

Wear a bathrobe and flash him your CBs

[Machinator 32103]

From USC's 247:

[Bevo14 8468]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You get zero percent of the recruits you don't offer.

Sure, but given the staff is scouring the country for DEs, isn't it weird that dream school blue chip kid hasn't popped up on our radar before now? I would think he would've reached out to the staff a while ago even if they missed him.

Edited May 19, 2018 by Bevo14

[GW Hayduke 1957]

50 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

You've been holding onto that one

https://gfycat.com/miniaturepersonalantbear

[utfan87 413]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Sure, but given the staff is scouring the country for DEs, isn't it weird that dream school blue chip kid hasn't popped up on our radar before now? I would think he would've reached out to the staff a while ago even if they missed him.

How do we know that Texas is his dream school?

[GotThatFire 166]

Just now, utfan87 said:

How do we know that Texas is his dream school?

I was told. 

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From USC's 247:

 

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With the Royal Wedding on today, I assume @TrojanPrincess is already about two bottles of Veuve in. It might be time to reach for another after reading that update. 

[Hank_Hill 20045]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From USC's 247:

 

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Odd given that Steele didn’t list us in his top schools. Must be lurking real hard

[Bevo 13881]

4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

How do we know that Texas is his dream school?

fMRI indicated as much

[utfan87 413]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Odd given that Steele didn’t list us in his top schools. Must be lurking real hard

He's visiting in July and then it'll get real interesting 

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

I get recruiting now!

TCU is Wiley's double secret probation school. 

And Texas is Steele's side piece.

Edited May 19, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[T-dog 202]

Steele is the new waddle, airing first on surly May 2018

[Fud 9724]

11 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

He's visiting in July and then it'll get real interesting 

Not really 

[billfromlaketravis 11821]

Fud any input on the NaNa announcement? 

The winds appear to changing. 

[Machinator 32103]

Nahlin:

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Maybe we should have gone to Fort Worth...hmmm.

 

[texifornia 59015]

Holy shit. Momma... lost?