Texas recruiting notes 2019

[TommyGufano 6023]

Staff and commits have message board posters and $9.95ers alike posting complete nonsense, chasing their tails linking a twitter pic to a cadre of 3-5* recruits. aka: REAL. RECRUITING.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah I too was an eno fan.  Oh well. Swing and miss.  So did Bru Mcsanders visit today

Le Bruagg McSanders. 

[Fred Willard 115]

They should just tell us the fucking visitor. I have too much invested in this.

[satyanash 15633]

Can't get over how goofy Eno looks running in that clip, lol.

But it's effective... very effective

[SydneyCarton 49510]

I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?

[HermsMasseuse 151]

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

[Ricky Butler 2809]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?

I think Devwah was the Errbody year. Kyle Porter replaced him.... 

[Radical Larry 28822]

I think Whaley was the class before Eno and Toneil.

[Ricky Butler 2809]

Just now, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Maybe it was every suburban 12 old boy from Georgia and the haircut got them confused.

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

Just now, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

This is the flightaware level of recruiting tracking b

[ClubWhatever 12317]

1 minute ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Fuck off aggy

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

My Uber driver was saying something about this, he said the guy who works nights at 7/11 was driving to work and happened to capture the photo. He texted it to his girlfriend, while she was using the closest port-o-potty to her house, and she posted it on the interwebs.

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?

Whaley was the class before. Eno was Herman’s transition class. Herman took Young and then Carter fell into his lap. Eno didn’t want to commit early and lost his spot.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Next level.  Sopsher, Bragg, Steele?  

[HermsMasseuse 151]

 

 

This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

Edited December 15, 2018 by HermsMasseuse

[deech 2399]

 

8 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

My Uber driver was saying something about this, he said the guy who works nights at 7/11 was driving to work and happened to capture the photo. He texted it to his girlfriend, while she was using the closest port-o-potty to her house, and she posted it on the interwebs.

I know a kid who is at school with Sanders right now and confirm that he is wearing a burnt-orange sweater.

[satyanash 15633]

3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

 

 

This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

Rule #1: disregard anything and everything LotusHorn says

Edited December 15, 2018 by satyanash

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

2 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

imgur

 

This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

I would post less if I were you. 

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

Lotushorn bullshit again

[Newy25 7924]

3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

 

 

This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

Lotushorn literally sits around making stuff up. I hope you do not read the National Enquirer as well. 

[taybo20 3042]

4 minutes ago, deech said:

 

I know a kid who is at school with Sanders right now and confirm that he is wearing a burnt-orange sweater.

I vaguely recall this reference, but can’t remember which player it was

[Butch Had Not 3061]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I vaguely recall this reference, but can’t remember which player it was

Ugh Walker little. 

Fucking kid reeled us in and most of us bit.

[taybo20 3042]

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Ugh Walker little. 

Fucking kid reeled us in and most of us bit.

Ugh that’s right. Well that would be why I blocked it lol

[HermsMasseuse 151]

Aaaaand finally found the picture, y'all were a lot of help, thank you.

[Fred Willard 115]

I bit on the Walker Little troll. I remember briefly thinking I would go stake out episcopal and try to verify. 

[cdain3 3454]

4 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Aaaaand finally found the picture, y'all were a lot of help, thank you.

You didn't find shit.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

4 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Aaaaand finally found the picture, y'all were a lot of help, thank you.

[Radical Larry 28822]

LotusHorn doesn’t know shit.

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

LotusHorn doesn’t know shit.

I disagree. I think that’s all he knows.

[Quasimofo 406]

Ok, Kyler, we already fell for it once.

[Yesh 963]

I know he is full of shit, but playing along, how would he have that information?  The only people at all 3 in home visits was the Sanders family.  So, they timed the three visits and then told someone because....?

[Get ln My Van 934]

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Good news guys. I just witnessed a lady drop her gift bag at the mall. It contained a glass mug, sounded like it shattered, and she looked like she was about to cry. However, she picked up the bag, opened it, only to find the item undamaged.

My point is, we may have dropped to Glass, and all cried, but he may be ok...

 

Poetic

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

13 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I know he is full of shit, but playing along, how would he have that information?  The only people at all 3 in home visits was the Sanders family.  So, they timed the three visits and then told someone because....?

He hacked the Ring cam. 

[GotThatFire 166]

*they

[6th Street 6692]

56 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Faget

[Radical Larry 28822]

I know he is full of shit, but playing along, how would he have that information? 

Narrator: He doesn’t.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

If we somehow land Sanders, there will be no stopping Lotusporn

[closetojumping 65455]

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Is it even a visit worth ruining or are we all just being strung along?

[CastHorn 902]

Lotus gets his fake credibility because he accidentally stumbled upon Carrigntons 2nd “Shh Tweet” 10 mins before he posted it. He referring to the first tweet. Of course he twisted it as if he had info and predicted the 2nd silent commit with inside info.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

So who are the two silents?  Johnson and Hookfin?

[Machinator 32103]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Unpopular? This is easily the best day on this board in weeks. I'm having a blast.

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

9 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Lotus gets his fake credibility because he accidentally stumbled upon Carrigntons 2nd “Shh Tweet” 10 mins before he posted it. He referring to the first tweet. Of course he twisted it as if he had info and predicted the 2nd silent commit with inside info.

This is not it Chief. His bs goes back way before Sanders 

[texifornia 59018]

 

[Newy25 7924]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

I think this has actually been one of the more fun days on this board. In your opinion is this visitor even worth all of the handwringing? 

[Constant 6887]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Cool pictures. About time they took them somewhere other than in front of the big bright white spoty wall thing. 

[Katfid54 9005]

39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Cool, so the secret visitor is Leal, carrying around Dylan Wright in a basket like Luke Skywalker hauling around Yoda...?

[closetojumping 65455]

I have legitimately no idea who the visitor is. I’m just certain that now that the $9.95ers know, they’ll fuck it right up. 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Cool, so the secret visitor is Leal, carrying around Dylan Wright in a basket like Luke Skywalker hauling around Yoda...?

Wrong. Kyler Murray is grad transferring to us.

[HermsMasseuse 151]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

You're not wrong, just gonna add though that if it's Glass who is the visitor, then there's plenty of reason to keep it secret because of his recruitment with okie state (word on the street is he's a silent commit).

Edited December 16, 2018 by HermsMasseuse