Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Reese Bennett 3,605]

KK fucked it up. Why hook up with USC when you're exploring other options?

[irishtexan 11,444]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

I spread her out.  Then I showed her my flexbone, and she went for the midline.  So I read the backside and pulled out before I made a splash play. 

Interesting. I just fucked her. 

[Machinator 32,097]

2020 west coast recruiting is going to be fun.

[Chili dog 1,787]

4 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

KK fucked it up. Why hook up with USC when you're exploring other options?

I heard he’s actually being looked at for HC positions (Arizona and the Jets). I’m guessing even he never imagined that would happen with the NFL. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

9 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

USC fucked that up pretty quickly. 

Do you even "Clueless Clay's Clown Show" brah?

[texifornia 56,475]

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Do you even "Clueless Clay's Clown Show" brah?

But the players love him!!! /TrojanPrincess

[gordogg24p 344]

9 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

KK fucked it up. Why hook up with USC when you're exploring other options?

Because they're paying you at least six figures to rescue the final pieces of their recruiting class?

[GTNY 280]

2 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

Because they're paying you at least six figures to rescue the final pieces of their recruiting class?

So you're saying we had a chance? 

[ClubWhatever 12,086]

Just now, GTNY said:

So you're saying we had a chance? 

Oh boy

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

13 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

KK fucked it up. Why hook up with USC when you're exploring other options?

You must be one of those guys who thinks dating stops after marriage.

[elguapo 4,583]

Sure does look like USC rented KK to save their 2019 class, I'm sure that will play well with the 2020 croots.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You must be one of those guys who thinks dating stops after marriage.

Username checks out.

[BigBenBamboozle 1,948]

Let's keep recruiting Cali and Arizona hard in 2020, shall we? 

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

25 minutes ago, Fug said:

Good luck Bru

Never was a factor right?

[Machinator 32,097]

Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

Never was a factor right?

From today's open post:

Quote

We are also aware of the Kliff Kingsbury drama (AD Lynn Swann blocking NFL teams from speaking with him about their head coaching positions). Sources tell us how that plays out will have no effect on Bru and USC. He is a Trojan and will remain as such.

 

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

9 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Sure does look like USC rented KK to save their 2019 class, I'm sure that will play well with the 2020 croots.

The rumor I read was KK may just pay his buyout to get out of the contract. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[Fud 9,545]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From today's open post:

 

Bru is already on campus, fwiw

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Bru is already on campus, fwiw

When I heard he signed a couple of weeks ago, I assumed USC.  They start classes earlier than we do right?

[cafe society 2,836]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Don't suffer intimidation from his imitation of your intimation.

Don't be so mystic, show us your words' worth.  Lakeway must be the new Lake District.

 

 

Edited January 7, 2019 by cafe society

[Fud 9,545]

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

When I heard he signed a couple of weeks ago, I assumed USC.  They start classes earlier than we do right?

No idea, just saw that he's already on campus and is about to start the process of moving in 

[NoName 16,286]

4 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

When I heard he signed a couple of weeks ago, I assumed USC.  They start classes earlier than we do right?

yes, there was some post about him moving in that was here a while back.  first day of classes is today (1/7)...

[Huckleberry 32,694]

You fuckers still talking about McCoy are actually making me nostalgic about Futureman's Waddle posts.

[Katfid54 8,591]

11 minutes ago, Fud said:

Bru is already on campus, fwiw

How did he already find the time to move into his dorm room!?

[SydneyCarton 47,828]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You fuckers still talking about McCoy are actually making me nostalgic about Futureman's Waddle posts.

Why? They've never gone away. Fuck. 

[Bevo 13,516]

56 minutes ago, destroya said:

But what do you think TH wants to do ?

Well, I could be like the 9.95ers and just pull something out of my ass.

After speaking with my connections, it appears that there will be a staff shakeup after the AFCA convention. TH wants to bring Beaty in to shore up Dallas recruiting and to help with playcalling. Beck has indicated that he is okay with the change and will move over to coach TEs. Of course, this means Warehime will go. His two year contract is up and it was apparent after the hire of coach Hand, Warehime's days on teh 40 acres were numbered. The big question that remains is at WR and DL. Coach Meh, we have heard, has been speaking with teams on the East Coast and is perhaps looking for greener pastures. The question remains whether Mehringer will be replaced if he leaves or the spot is filled with a DL coach. Coach Giles isn't going anywhere but he has had some difficulties relating to the younger generation and could use some help on the recruiting trail.

In other news, there has been some indication that coach Herman has been in contact with Tyron Carrier, the WR coach of the West Virginia Mountaineers under Dana Holgorsen. While the obvious move would be for Carrier to follow Dana Holgorsen to the University of Houston, Texas remains a darkhorse candidate for his services. Carrier is a dynamite recruiter and could really shore up Tom Herman's staff. Stay tuned because the coaching situation is very fluid. After the huge Sugar Bowl victory, coaches are clamoring to join Tom Herman's staff. On the other hand, Coach Herman is reluctant to have a large staff turnover. He has been happy with how the Horns have performed on and off the field.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Well, I could be like the 9.95ers and just pull something out of my ass.

After speaking with my connections, it appears that there will be a staff shakeup after the AFCA convention. TH wants to bring Beaty in to shore up Dallas recruiting and to help with playcalling. Beck has indicated that he is okay with the change and will move over to coach TEs. Of course, this means Warehime will go. His two year contract is up and it was apparent after the hire of coach Hand, Warehime's days on teh 40 acres were numbered. The big question that remains is at WR and DL. Coach Meh, we have heard, has been speaking with teams on the East Coast and is perhaps looking for greener pastures. The question remains whether Mehringer will be replaced if he leaves or the spot is filled with a DL coach. Coach Giles isn't going anywhere but he has had some difficulties relating to the younger generation and could use some help on the recruiting trail.

In other news, there has been some indication that coach Herman has been in contact with Tyron Carrier, the WR coach of the West Virginia Mountaineers under Dana Holgorsen. While the obvious move would be for Carrier to follow Dana Holgorsen to the University of Houston, Texas remains a darkhorse candidate for his services. Carrier is a dynamite recruiter and could really shore up Tom Herman's staff. Stay tuned because the coaching situation is very fluid. After the huge Sugar Bowl victory, coaches are clamoring to join Tom Herman's staff. On the other hand, Coach Herman is reluctant to have a large staff turnover. He has been happy with how the Horns have performed on and off the field.

[Maker Bayfield 300]

Only misspelled the once...couldnt be a 9.95er

 

Warehime's days on teh 40 acres were numbered.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,575]

I hate all you Bru truthers so I want to remind everybody that even beyond the whole binding NLI thing, USC started classes today. He's not just on campus for a visit. He's there because he's fully enrolled. 

[Bevo14 8,272]

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I hate all you Bru truthers so I want to remind everybody that even beyond the whole binding NLI thing, USC started classes today. He's not just on campus for a visit. He's there because he's fully enrolled. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Clay Helton still being employed is only slightly less mystifying than Lynn Swann still being employed. I am obviously overjoyed on a regular basis with being a graduate of the By God University of Texas, but even if I weren't, I would still be able to say "At least I'm not associated with the shitshow that is USC."

[RomaVicta 29,769]

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

KK fucked it up. Why hook up with USC when you're exploring other options?

I guess he was as skeptical as all the other sane people about the prospects of a fired Texas Tech coach getting a head coaching gig in the NFL. He'd have looked pretty stupid to have turned down USC and then not had a gig anywhere next year.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

I guess he was as skeptical as all the other sane people about the prospects of a fired Texas Tech coach getting a head coaching gig in the NFL. He'd have looked pretty stupid to have turned down USC and then not had a gig anywhere next year.

He's got the cash to sit out a year and look for an ideal situation.  USC doesn't seem to be ideal.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess he was as skeptical as all the other sane people about the prospects of a fired Texas Tech coach getting a head coaching gig in the NFL. He'd have looked pretty stupid to have turned down USC and then not had a gig anywhere next year.

He made one of the classic blunders. The first is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." Slightly less known, but equally valid, is "Never underestimate the stupidity of NFL general managers."

[satyanash 14,279]

 

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

What could this mean?

 

[texifornia 56,475]

Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

What could this mean?

 

That the coaches are back from vacation and EJ hasn't done a Periscope in a while?

[irishtexan 11,444]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why? They've never gone away. Fuck. 

ignore is your friend

[Huckleberry 32,694]

It means he will be broadcasting on Periscope in 5 minutes. He will talk about recruiting for 60 seconds and irrelevant shit that he thinks makes him seem cool for another 29 minutes. satyanash will suffer through all of it to let us know any information that is included and will report back after it's over.

[MoJames 8,241]

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

What could this mean?

 

Guessing he will be launching an app call periscope in 5 minutes.

[NoName 16,286]

23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Well, I could be like the 9.95ers and just pull something out of my ass.

After speaking with my connections, it appears that there will be a staff shakeup after the AFCA convention. TH wants to bring Beaty in to shore up Dallas recruiting and to help with playcalling. Beck has indicated that he is okay with the change and will move over to coach TEs. Of course, this means Warehime will go. His two year contract is up and it was apparent after the hire of coach Hand, Warehime's days on teh 40 acres were numbered. The big question that remains is at WR and DL. Coach Meh, we have heard, has been speaking with teams on the East Coast and is perhaps looking for greener pastures. The question remains whether Mehringer will be replaced if he leaves or the spot is filled with a DL coach. Coach Giles isn't going anywhere but he has had some difficulties relating to the younger generation and could use some help on the recruiting trail.

In other news, there has been some indication that coach Herman has been in contact with Tyron Carrier, the WR coach of the West Virginia Mountaineers under Dana Holgorsen. While the obvious move would be for Carrier to follow Dana Holgorsen to the University of Houston, Texas remains a darkhorse candidate for his services. Carrier is a dynamite recruiter and could really shore up Tom Herman's staff. Stay tuned because the coaching situation is very fluid. After the huge Sugar Bowl victory, coaches are clamoring to join Tom Herman's staff. On the other hand, Coach Herman is reluctant to have a large staff turnover. He has been happy with how the Horns have performed on and off the field.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

It means he will be broadcasting on Periscope in 5 minutes. He will talk about recruiting for 60 seconds and irrelevant shit that he thinks makes him seem cool for another 29 minutes. satyanash will suffer through all of it to let us know any information that is included and will report back after it's over.

Thank God.  Cool.

[SydneyCarton 47,828]

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

ignore is your friend

The same way I like keeping 1-2 raging lunatics on both sides of the political spectrum on FB as friends, just so you have some kind of touchstone with what the truly stupid masses of the world believe, I dislike putting anyone on ignore. 

[irishtexan 11,444]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

The same way I like keeping 1-2 raging lunatics on both sides of the political spectrum on FB as friends, just so you have some kind of touchstone with what the truly stupid masses of the world believe, I dislike putting anyone on ignore. 

fucking masochist

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The same way I like keeping 1-2 raging lunatics on both sides of the political spectrum on FB as friends, just so you have some kind of touchstone with what the truly stupid masses of the world believe, I dislike putting anyone on ignore. 

Man, some of my favorite people in the whole entire world are on Facebook ignore, because that shit is brutal. You get perfectly sane individuals with decent personal ethics and a vibrant sense of humor, give them a Facebook account, and mention something remotely political, and they turn into frothing rabid slimemonsters with no verbal hygiene and even less sense.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The same way I like keeping 1-2 raging lunatics on both sides of the political spectrum on FB as friends, just so you have some kind of touchstone with what the truly stupid masses of the world believe, I dislike putting anyone on ignore. 

What are your Facebook friends’ Surly usernames?

[closetojumping 62,140]

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

[SydneyCarton 47,828]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

What are your Facebook friends’ Surly usernames?

Ha. There's only a handful, but No. Absolutely not. 

[irishtexan 11,444]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

[Katfid54 8,591]

22 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

What could this mean?

 

EJ is considering joining the Navy.  He thinks that if he stays for five years, he can rise in rank enough to get to look through the periscope.