Texas recruiting notes 2019

[HtownHorn 14674]

51 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This is brilliant analysis. Texas is starting to recruit athletes that are actually good at football.

[Reese Bennett 3609]

These guys and their campy fascinations with certain positions. 

No mention of the linemen who play b-ball?

[TexMexBuddha 987]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is brilliant analysis. Texas is starting to recruit athletes that are actually good at football.

Whould'a thunk that would be a good recipe for winning games? Glad this is a thing now with Texas.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

21 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

How do you pronounce Mater Dei? Now that we have one of their star players, I wanna show proper respect to his folks back home. 

I believe you just need to write "619" below your eyes to do this. 

[futureman 22448]

21 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

How do you pronounce Mater Dei? Now that we have one of their star players, I wanna show proper respect to his folks back home. 

same as mater dee, like the person who seats you at chili’s.  

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

28 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Sort of gay. Aggy probably into it. 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Horace seemed to ike the aggy bitch slapping. 

 

 

 

Edited January 26, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[Mikey4 2476]

Horace seemed to ike the aggy bitch slapping. 
 
 
 

Man, I really like this guy.

[Sabalo 994]

 

OOps, wrong thread.

Edited January 26, 2019 by Sabalo

[Wishbone 4759]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

😧

[Pato del Muerto 52488]

6 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Which one of you is torturing gigemtrev?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017364

 

Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 

Hmmm

[Machinator 32099]

 

[texifornia 56897]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

The BOMC knows no limits, no bounds made by man

[Sabalo 994]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 

Hmmm

loops 🙂

 

[Dbeasy 15044]

Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 
Hmmm

They are really behind their coach.

[TankedBevo 2482]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Making CFB history before he ever even sees the field. Nice. 

[Mikey4 2476]

 

Those cheating sips foiled us again!!

[Newy25 7668]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

They have just been added to the “People To Kill” list at TexAgs. 

[texifornia 56897]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

They have just been added to the “People To Kill” list at TexAgs. 

[Newy25 7668]

Just now, texifornia said:

I was thinking Billy Madison but this will do nicely. 

[Modessit 5598]

Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 
Hmmm

It's too bad they've never been on opposite sidelines.

[Newy25 7668]

If Whittington plays at RB, can you recall a class that we signed with more talent at the skill positions? I was trying to think of a class that had more talent at WR, RB, and TE combined and really could not find one. 

In 2005 we signed Charles, Cosby and Finley. That is the closet one I could find. 

 

[TankedBevo 2482]

They pump up Jimbo's one and only NC like it's fucking pre-ordained to happen again (see: Mack Brown) and using said championship as a yet another dick measure, while completely ignoring the fact that both have the same amount as a coach in any capacity. Fucking knobs. 

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

OK Rivals is just trolling at this point. 

Well done. 

41 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

😧

 

[Wishbone 4759]

5 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

They pump up Jimbo's one and only NC like it's fucking pre-ordained to happen again (see: Mack Brown) and using said championship as a yet another dick measure, while completely ignoring the fact that both have the same amount as a coach in any capacity. Fucking knobs. 

Chief revisited. Will not end well. As usual.

[Eggo 3977]

I almost feel bad for aggy who thought it smarter to bankroll a head coach with a national championship than a young coach with potential. If Herman fails here, it only proves that he wasn't ready to HC a blue blood. If Jimbo loses, it proves that even a NC coach can't save aggy. 

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

32 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I almost feel bad for aggy who thought it smarter to bankroll a head coach with a national championship than a young coach with potential. If Herman fails here, it only proves that he wasn't ready to HC a blue blood. If Jimbo loses, it proves that even a NC coach can't save aggy. 

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

[maninblack 7974]

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Just hook the schadenfreude into my veins!

 

[Rhinotx 499]

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Edited January 26, 2019 by Rhinotx

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

I was thinking Billy Madison but this will do nicely. 

Nah it’s definitely billy madison 100%

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

4 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

I think Bama is kind of f***ed when Saban retires. A few months ago, I thought Dabo to Bama was automatic, but now I'm not so sure. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

6 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Like Bill said, Dabo to Bama isn't automatic, but it'd be hilarious if he replaced Saban at Bama just as A&M gets Clemson off their OOC schedule. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Bama isn’t going to hire Jimbo fucking Fisher.

[Stinkpalm 687]

^^^^ that

[billfromlaketravis 11449]

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Like Bill said, Dabo to Bama isn't automatic, but it'd be hilarious if he replaced Saban at Bama just as A&M gets Clemson off their OOC schedule. 

If Gene Stallings is still with us when Saban retires, Bama has a shot to land Dabo. Otherwise, it ain't happening. 

I do think the Aggy will be terrible notion is misguided. Those people would push their mother and wives into traffic to win. I think they'll continue to fall, because they're Aggy, but they won't fall on their faces. I think Jimbo/cheating keeps them competitive. Texas needs a West Coast presence. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22211]

44 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

They need Mississippi State to do something since they've owned aggy lately.

Edited January 27, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[texifornia 56897]

 

[utexas8 1436]

[Luka Skywalker 152]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

Bama isn’t going to hire Jimbo fucking Fisher.

 

 

+1 there’s 0% chance that Jimbo becomes the head coach at Bama

[texifornia 56897]

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Lol he moved further away from his family, and clearly told his roommate everything based on their twitter back-and-forth. Don't tell easily disproven lies.

[Huckleberry 32851]

I mean that might be technically correct if the reason is that Bru and the entire McCoy family don't trust Helton.

[Radical Larry 28567]

Enjoy playing for Jack Del Rio in 2020. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

13 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Yep. Longhorn family.

[irishtexan 11515]

Look, I love fucking with those nitwits as much as anyone, but how the hell does aggy have three five stars to our one, a higher per player average, and two more signed recruits and still be ranked below us? That seems like some fuzzy math.

[runthebone 7967]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Bama is kind of f***ed when Saban retires. A few months ago, I thought Dabo to Bama was automatic, but now I'm not so sure. 

I'm sure they will find someone who wants to coach the incredible collection of talent he'll leave behind. 

[Wishbone 4759]

1 hour ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Indeed. They wouldn’t have him. “Shoot low sheriff, he’s riding a Shetland!”.

[lulz 21]

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Look, I love fucking with those nitwits as much as anyone, but how the hell does aggy have three five stars to our one, a higher per player average, and two more signed recruits and still be ranked below us? That seems like some fuzzy math.

The per player average in that screenshot only averages the number of stars each player has - so a high 4 star counts the same as a low 4 star. The actual class rankings probably take the players' exact rankings into account. So we probably had a lot of high 4 stars.