Texas recruiting notes 2019

[billfromlaketravis 11,824]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Best uniform in team spots. How many times have the Storm Troopers/Icy Whites won us a recruit? I believe it's more than we all care to believe. But whatever works. 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Best uniform in team spots. How many times have the Storm Troopers/Icy Whites won us a recruit? I believe it's more than we all care to believe. But whatever works. 

I think we can all agree that if we just lightened the orange and added more black to our uniforms, then we’d be doing much, much better with recruits.

[Daichee Bell 3,091]

52 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Kat's got a great looking mouth.

Katfidian slip? 

[Tex Pete 21,489]

13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think we can all agree that if we just lightened the orange and added more black to our uniforms, then we’d be doing much, much better with recruits.

I’ll cut a motherfucker. 

[CastHorn 902]

Y’all better stop speaking about Kate like she’s just a piece of meat while RomaVicta lurks these pages. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,963]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Per EJ post today:  "Texas head coach Tom Herman stopped by Tomball to see five-star 2020 Texas A&M wide receiver commit Demond Demas. "

He just dropped in to tell him some aggie jokes.

[Leanderman 2,367]

There is no such thing as an aggie joke. They are all true stories.

[sushihorn 3,249]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Per EJ post today:  "Texas head coach Tom Herman stopped by Tomball to see five-star 2020 Texas A&M wide receiver commit Demond Demas. "

Allen and Tomball both in the space of a couple days.  I think Tom Herman has a message for aggy and okie.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I support more of the Jewish Princess gifs. Wood. Convert. 

 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

Even better the Israeli Princess. Wood. Join the Tribe. 

Shalom.

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

Is Dan Neils son gonna PWO?  Or did he sign somewhere else? 

Too lazy to check myself

[Snotrocket 108]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Does anyone have the humidor?  I may have missed it.  Thanks

http://insidetexas.com/fridays-in-the-humidor-2119/

 

Z

[Leanderman 2,367]

Only on page 923? Might be time for a few cat facts?

[TKthunder2 5,059]

18 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Is Dan Neils son gonna PWO?  Or did he sign somewhere else? 

Too lazy to check myself

Not yet...

https://247sports.com/Player/David-Neil-94556/

[Waterface 154]

2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Unfortunately for you, I am the one who decides who gets into our tribe. The good news is that I can be bribed.

Jew credentials check out.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Only on page 923? Might be time for a few cat facts?

I like pussy ... it’s a fact.  Not really a cat fact, but whatever.  I’m just doing my part.

[realgreggym 838]

38 minutes ago, Waterface said:

Jew credentials check out.

And don't you forget...G-D chose me. He didn't choose you so you better be nice to me. Or... 

[TexasEx 1,697]

40 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I like pussy ... it’s a fact.  Not really a cat fact, but whatever.  I’m just doing my part.

Strange, really.  I would have taken you for a guy who liked TDs. 

On that note, looking forward to details of Sheps visit to the 40!

[TexOx 110]

5 hours ago, realgreggym said:

And don't you forget...G-D chose me. He didn't choose you so you better be nice to me. Or... 

...else wrath of God. Like at the end of Raiders. 

[ClubWhatever 12,315]

7 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Shalom.

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
 

Going to need a Casio keyboard to communicate but would

[MirrOlure 15,285]

Is Dan Neils son gonna PWO?  Or did he sign somewhere else? 
Too lazy to check myself

Remind me....the PWO’s have to get accepted into the University on their own, right? Then, they join the team and get full academic support with schedule, tutor, etc. If that’s right, maybe he hasn’t been accepted yet?

[Bob Lives! 952]

Mika Kunis, Bar Rafaeli, and Gal Gadot might help fill out our JAP lineup. Need them to schedule visits first.

 

Edit. Nevermind. 2 of those are JIP’s.

 

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[futureman 22,704]

Mila is a russkie

[texifornia 59,017]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

Mila is a russkie

Yessir

 

[TexasToast 728]

Derrian Gofundme 18 hour total has reached $25,332 with 411 donors for Derrian.  This day is starting off strong.  🤘

[Vertigo 20,499]

23 minutes ago, futureman said:

Mila is a russkie

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

[LTtxfan 50,007]

[texifornia 59,017]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

He was responding to him saying the other two were Israeli, not the Jewish part

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

JAP = Jewish American Princess.  Russian’s need not apply.  

[futureman 22,704]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

unnecessary clarification.

[Vertigo 20,499]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

unnecessary clarification.

Unneccessary existence.

[futureman 22,704]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Unneccessary existence.

don’t be hard on yourself.  we’re all glad your parents fucked. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

But very unorthodox 

[LTtxfan 50,007]

13 hours ago, TexasToast said:

 

Let's Goooooo.....

[Tex Pete 21,489]

What in the fuck are you people doing?

Edited February 2, 2019 by Tex Pete

[Magus Ossis 3,001]

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

[UDontKnow 10,572]

3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

Doesn't our neurology discussion count? Should qualify for CME if you ask me.

[texifornia 59,017]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

And Lakia Henry's there too.

That said, this staff keeps OVs pretty locked down. Same thing happens most of our big OV weekends - everyone's excitedly checking in and all we get during the weekend are like two pictures in the photo studio.

[Harrison Stafford 3,392]

10 hours ago, realgreggym said:

And don't you forget...G-D chose me. He didn't choose you so you better be nice to me. Or... 

The chosen people choose to be.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

[TexasToast 728]

7 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

The chosen people choose to be.

[Not a Sock 2,366]

Well the terrible new about Brown kinda puts things in perspective.

[realgreggym 838]

31 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I need to find one of those.  My little rescue turns 13 this year and I need to get her ready for her Bark Mitzvah.

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

Can’t imagine why he sliced that drive

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

don’t be hard on yourself.  we’re all glad your parents fucked. 

Idk. I thought the part that ran down his moms leg had morr potential. 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

So, youre saying JAP facts isnt approved filler?

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

Is Aubrey plaza a JAP?

[Sgt Hulk 14,462]

This fucking thread blows. Nuke this shit 

[Vertigo 20,499]

6 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Idk. I thought the part that ran down his moms leg had morr potential. 

How do you know my brother Sploosh?

[Not a Sock 2,366]

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

While waiting for Official Visit Recruiting news, check out this South Korean  pro golfer's swing..... Will be playing next week at Pebble Beach

 

I would collapse my knee and bust my ass on the tee box if I swung like that.