Texas recruiting notes 2019

[Radical Larry 28651]

This fucking thread blows. Nuke this shit 

No shit.

[Newy25 7701]

So back to recruiting, we have two visitors and we like our chances with both of them? 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is Aubrey plaza a JAP?

Juicy asian pussy?

[futureman 22498]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This fucking thread blows. Nuke this shit 

post some recruiting news. 

[Rockethorn1978 6098]

So can anyone with knowledge post who we will actually sign on Wednesday? I’m not going through back pages of nothing for a hour. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

28 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

I need to find one of those.  My little rescue turns 13 this year and I need to get her ready for her Bark Mitzvah.

Thou shalt not bring up dogs in the presence of Hanukkat.

[Machinator 32099]

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

[Katfid54 8635]

Just now, Machinator said:

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

Probably just passing through Fayetteville on his way back to Dodge City, Kansas.

/geographies

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Does anyone have a line on some good Bordelaise sauce? 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

Stopping by to try to flip Catalon.  

[Stampeder 92]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

We need to talk him out of that.

[texifornia 57031]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

That seems... suboptimal.

[texifornia 57031]

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is Aubrey plaza a JAP?

Nah. Irish/Puerto Rican.

[LTtxfan 49306]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Justin Wells, Lakia Henry will take an unofficial visit to Arkansas after concluding his OV to Texas.

A buddy of mine has met Morris and says Chad does NOT like Herman..... 

Anyone have any stories on why Morris dislikes Hermanator so much..... maybe it's SMU vs UH related??

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nah. Irish/Puerto Rican.

JIPRP?

[satyanash 14562]

32 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So back to recruiting, we have two visitors and we like our chances with both of them? 

Still have to wait and see if Lakia Henry qualifies. 

If he's stopping by Arky on his return journey, they're probably trying super hard to get him to take/pass that extra class.

[UDontKnow 10447]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Still have to wait and see if Lakia Henry qualifies. 

If he's stopping by Arky on his return journey, they're probably trying super hard to get him to take/pass that extra class.

Arkansas has more academic requirements than Texas does?

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Arkansas has more academic requirements than Texas does?

SEC has that math requirement for JUCOs.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Jewish American Pussy?

[futureman 22498]

13 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Jewish American Pussy?

jewish american *pheline 

[Tex Pete 20403]

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

A buddy of mine has met Morris and says Chad does NOT like Herman..... 

Anyone have any stories on why Morris dislikes Hermanator so much..... maybe it's SMU vs UH related??

Morris is aggy. Cuck status confirmed. 

[satyanash 14562]

 

[TexasToast 728]

pages to go...

[SaucyJack 3498]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

“and the shepard proclaimed, “All your sheep are belong to us”.

[theaveragejon 988]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

If we’re on a Jewish/Russian/Princess kick ill humbly submit on SJ

 

 https://imgur.com/a/zyakkjC

[EZ$ 2105]

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Pathetic.....

[theaveragejon 988]

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Still don’t understand how butthole eyes worked that out. 

[theaveragejon 988]

51 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

A buddy of mine has met Morris and says Chad does NOT like Herman..... 

Anyone have any stories on why Morris dislikes Hermanator so much..... maybe it's SMU vs UH related??

 

Probably this. Plus UT vs. Aggy stuff. 

[cdain3 3454]

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

She looks ashamed.

[Elmer_Fudd 22304]

Take this FWIW.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Board/21/Contents/Shepherd-OV-128604785/

[Istian 241]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Board/21/Contents/Shepherd-OV-128604785/

I love recruiting.

[Napoleon 8691]

12 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

If we’re on a Jewish/Russian/Princess kick ill humbly submit on SJ

 https://imgur.com/a/zyakkjC

DANISH, not Russian.

Her 1/2 Jewish side is Ashkenazi, like at least 1/2 the Jews in the U.S., but SJ was born in NYC, so she’s in the JAP category. 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

She looks ashamed.

She should be

[futureman 22498]

15 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

She looks ashamed.

you jealous?

[SimkinsMan 4406]

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Board/21/Contents/Shepherd-OV-128604785/

Shep got that right.

[Napoleon 8691]

But while we’re on the subject of JAPs vs JRPs...

AT&T’s “Lilly” was born in the former Soviet Union and brought her substantial Ashkenazi rack to the U.S. before it bloomed. 

https://www.maxim.com/women/milana-vayntrub-at-and-t-girl-2017-10

[TriStone 1724]

23 hours ago, Scholz said:

Tucker!!

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

So back to recruiting, 

[TexasGary 847]

I'll  be very interested in any post signing day stories regarding Shepherd.  For the last several months all of the $9.95er's have postulated that he was gone.  There have been suggestions on this board that he may have even given aggy a silent on a visit and planned on flipping on signing day.  Then he takes a visit to Alabama and Georgia.  One of the $9.95er's put out the rumor that Sabin may have advised him against aggy.  That was the moment that the tide turned and several $9.95er's started saying that if Texas gets the last visit he would end up signing with Texas.  I can't help but wonder if there is some / any truth to Sabin pushing him our way because this seems to have turned on a dime.

[TheBryMan81 2515]

44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take this FWIW.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Board/21/Contents/Shepherd-OV-128604785/

Just watched the end of his IG video and he indeed said in response to the comments (not sure which specific one), "Man, y'all are dumb.... Fuck A&M"

[Laxtonto 12090]

 

[cdain3 3454]

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

you jealous?

Nope not at all.

[ClubWhatever 12152]

4 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I'll  be very interested in any post signing day stories regarding Shepherd.  For the last several months all of the $9.95er's have postulated that he was gone.  There have been suggestions on this board that he may have even given aggy a silent on a visit and planned on flipping on signing day.  Then he takes a visit to Alabama and Georgia.  One of the $9.95er's put out the rumor that Sabin may have advised him against aggy.  That was the moment that the tide turned and several $9.95er's started saying that if Texas gets the last visit he would end up signing with Texas.  I can't help but wonder if there is some / any truth to Sabin pushing him our way because this seems to have turned on a dime.

We’ve had a little run of momentum starting with the Bowl game, then the Bru transfer, getting a couple of early commits for 2020.  Maybe he just knows what’s up.  

[sushihorn 3233]

3 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Just watched the end of his IG video and he indeed said in response to the comments (not sure which specific one), "Man, y'all are dumb.... Fuck A&M"

One of history's timeless truths that can never be repeated too often.

[Not a Sock 2313]

Doesn't Saban actually have a pretty good relationship with Herman? Would make sense for saban to throw Texas a bone while knocking a former assistant he loaths and is a division opponent.

Edited February 2, 2019 by Not a Sock

[Machinator 32099]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

"grand slam"

[Napoleon 8691]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

"grand slam"

So aren’t just “Knocking it outta the park”?

[Bevo 13585]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

"grand slam"

Yahtzee

[HenryJames 66133]

‘Broke my scale.’

[Newy25 7701]

11 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

Freudian slip there for Javonne? 

Edited February 2, 2019 by Newy25